Twilight Teddy

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an makala about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of vitabu in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was kusoma a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

I would like to note that anne mchele wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne aliiba it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank kwa Wanyonya damu but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Wanyonya damu skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If wewe know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" kwa Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

I felt like uandishi this makala after kusoma a fellow ex-CAT member's makala on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater au anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer au her fans, and don’t throw nasty au immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like hujambo are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me wewe freak wewe tried to kill...

We have a discussion on the foramu here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

If wewe have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into makala foramu thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One siku Bella fell over while being chased kwa Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and alisema - "Edward, what are wewe doing? wewe know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

Is it just me au is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. inayofuata she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack wewe rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes wewe guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear dhahabu contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade au cranberry juisi (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when wewe are screaming it at his...

I ilitumwa this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral mashabiki opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd upendo to read maoni if wewe have any, au wewe can just skip this makala :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of upendo and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of maswali and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

Hello, kittens and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of wewe are in trouble au anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m uandishi this as a reminder to all of wewe before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if wewe haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of wewe who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material wewe submit stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended wewe and why wewe find it offensive. If it’s something serious au happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back wewe up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward au gush about how amazing the Twilight...