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Plenilunio Too bad Meyerpires are oh so awesome they can't be killed the traditional way because that would be a sign of weakness and they can't be imperfect!

DraculaPWNS ^ Hm... good point. Romance Novel boys are rock-solid perfect, so they can`t be killed no matter how much they suck... have you ever played the "trapped" series? It`s three online games. It has a solution to the immortality problem in the 3rd one, when Diala locks the immortal villain Dan McNeely in a safe and throws it underwater, so he can`t escape. Or we could just use "obliviate" or "sectumsempra" on dear sweet Eddie... (evil laugh)

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Something Wrong?

added by Kaidi

Source: somewhere from Google images.

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Wanyonya damu vs Twilight

added by Mallory23

Source: http://blackdahlia.deviantart.com/art/It-s-Twilight-Time-91626320

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Incest's the Best! Cullen Family

added by laureng114

Source: Photobucket.com

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Sparkling Vampires?

added by McDreamyluva

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The Results of the Story Time Game...

posted by renrae

If wewe have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into makala foramu thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One siku Bella fell over while being chased kwa Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and alisema - "Edward, what are wewe doing? wewe know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

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IS SM into brain-washing?

posted by kayleebabee

Is it just me au is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. inayofuata she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack wewe rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes wewe guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear dhahabu contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade au cranberry juisi (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when wewe are screaming it at his...

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What were Edward's Reasons for Leaving Bella in New Moon?

posted by mandapanda

I ilitumwa this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral mashabiki opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd upendo to read maoni if wewe have any, au wewe can just skip this makala :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of upendo and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of maswali and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

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Twilight in Short. How many trees could SM have saved?

posted by huddysmacked

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

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Watch The Claws, Kittens!

posted by Dearheart

Hello, kittens and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of wewe are in trouble au anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m uandishi this as a reminder to all of wewe before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if wewe haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of wewe who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material wewe submit stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended wewe and why wewe find it offensive. If it’s something serious au happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back wewe up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward au gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked kwa a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight mashabiki do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot au any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle kisu

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions wewe may have garnered from the title of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when kusoma Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when kusoma Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think wewe can call yourself a vegetarian if wewe don't eat things like people au those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people kusoma the vitabu also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new sinema come out and even after it's all been done for about a mwezi au so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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My C.A.T Family (what boredom can do to you)

posted by Myf_1992

As the title suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if wewe don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do wewe think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her majibu sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually alisema was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that bitch, kahaba bella is his...

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bila mpangilio little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 dakika go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say wewe dont choose love, upendo choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to upendo them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand au get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much zaidi i would like to let out.

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Why Can't I Stop Visiting the C.A.T. Spot?

posted by laureng114

Ever since its hivi karibuni creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The foramu are always buzzing.
I absolutely upendo visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the maoni are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG wewe upendo (insert...

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This makala may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I upendo you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so wewe have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the upendo of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, wewe sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 mwaka olds and 17 mwaka olds...