The last week au so I have spent at a *shudder* MUGGLE ski resort. I was accompanied kwa several accomplices who shall remain nameless, just in case this ripoti falls into the wrong hands. (Such as the foolish ministry’s). Upon arriving at the ski resort, the stupid muggle behind the dawati was no match for our evilness. One Imperio and he upgraded our rooms to suites and handed us the contents of the cash register, which adds an impressive amount to our funds, kwa the way, Master. (That, AND robbing the gift shop! *See later paragraphs*)
The inayofuata morning, we were ready for the fun to begin. Not...
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