The inayofuata day, Ariel was in homeroom and some guy who was sitting inayofuata to blondie asked Ariel "Hey, is that your natural hair color?"
Ariel replied "Yeah."
"It's gorgeous." the guy replied back.
"This is Flynn au wewe can call him Eugene. We're dating at the mo." The blondie said.
"Hey Rapunzel, nice extensions. What's it made of?" alisema a dude who walked past Rapunzel.
She quickly alisema "Your mom's chest hair!!!" (Not really)
"I'm Rapunzel."
"Hi, I'm Ariel. Do wewe guys know where Room G is?"
Flynn took and looked at Ariel's agenda and alisema "Health Tuesday/Thursday Room G"
"I think it's in the back building." Rapunzel alisema trading glances with Flynn.
"Umm, yeah, it's in the back building. We'll take wewe there." Flynn said.
"Thanks!" Ariel replied
As the three were walking through the packed hallways, Flynn shouted "Watch out! New meat coming through!"
The three managed to arrive in the back building,
"Health, Spanish- you're taking 12th grade calculus?" Flynn asked.
"Yeah, I like math." Ariel said.
"Why?" asked Rapunzel.
"Because it's the same in every country." Ariel replied.
"That was beautiful, this girl is deep!" Flynn exclaimed. Ariel was suspicious about something.
"Ummmm, guys. Where's the back building?"
she asked.
"It burnt down a LONG time ago." Rapunzel replied.
"Won't we get into any trouble for this?" Ariel asked.
Rapunzel replied "Why would we get wewe in trouble? We're your friends."
Ariel knew it was wrong to skip class but she was in no position to pass up friends. Ariel guessed she'll never know what happened in Health class.
"So why'd'ya moved from home-schooling?" Flynn asked.
"I begged my dad that I wanted to explore the world above- I was originally a mermaid. It took some negotiating but I convinced him to turn me human- I turn back into a mermaid after school when I go home." Ariel replied.
"I think you're gonna be alright in here. You're like a regulation hottie! Own it! How d'ya spell your name again Ariel?" Rapunzel said.
"It's A-R-I-E-L. Pronounced like AIR." Ariel replied.
"Okay, ARIEL!" Rapunzel alisema with a grin.
In the name of Disney, would wewe look at cinderella Woods' gym clothes?" Flynn said. This "Cinderella" was wearing really short shorts and a blue spaghetti, tambi strap tank juu with the school logo as opposed to the other people who were wearing t-shirts.
"Of course all the Classics are in the same gym class." Flynn added.
"Who are the Classics?" Ariel asked curiously.
"They're teen royalty- literally, they were the first three princesses," Flynn replied and then alisema "If WDA was Seventeen magazine, they would always be on the cover."
Rapunzel alisema "That one there is cinderella Woods- she is one of the dumbest girls wewe will ever meet.Flynn sat inayofuata to her in English last mwaka and she asked him how to spell orange."
Rapunzel then added "That little one there, that's Snow White Caselotti. She's totally rich and famous because she was the first full-length animated feature. She knows everything about everyone!"
Flynn whispered "That's why her hair is so big- it's full of secrets!"
"And evil takes a human form in Aurora Costa," Rapunzel alisema with a tense voice- meanwhile Aurora was being carried kwa loads of jocks "Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,she is so much zaidi than that."
"She's Queen Bee! The nyota of WDA- the other two are just her workers."
"Aurora Costa. How do I begin to explain Aurora Costa?"
Aurora Costa is FlAWLESS
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear her hair's insured for $1,000,000.
I hear she does carriage commercials.In Japan.
Her inayopendelewa movie is Sleeping Beauty (starring her. Shocker much?).
One time, she met John Smith on a plane. And he told her she was pretty.
One time,she punched me in the face.It was awesome.
"She always looks fierce and always wins any Prom events!" Rapunzel alisema with an annoyed tone.
"Every mwaka we throw a Spring Fling election and whoever is elected will be King and Queen of the Spring Fling and become head of student activities!" Flynn said.
"Whatever," Rapunzel muttered to herself "Here is a map of WDA. Now where wewe sit in the cafeteria is crucial. wewe got your jocks, nerds, cool Asians, your somewhat friendly black bodies, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat at all, desperate wannabes, burnouts, the greatest people wewe will ever meet (people often call us Art Freaks) and the worse... beware of the Classics.
As Ariel walked down the cafeteria with her lunch and maziwa at hand, some guy stopped and asked her a swali "Hey. We're doing a lunchtime survey of new students.Can wewe answer a few questions?"
"Okay." Ariel replied.
"Is your muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu buttered?" he asked
"What?" Ariel asked with confusion
"Would wewe like us to assign someone to siagi your muffin?" He asked.
"My what?" Ariel said- still very confused.
"Is he bothering you? Prince why are wewe such a skeez?" Aurora asked.
"I was just being friendly." Prince said
"Ughh, wewe were supposed to call me last night!" Snow White alisema with a pissed off voice.
"Prince, wewe do not come to a party at my ngome then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us! She's not interested. Do wewe want to have sex with him?" Aurora asked Ariel.
Ariel replied "No, thank you."
"Good so it's settled. wewe can go shave your back now. Bye Prince." Aurora said.
"Bitch!" Prince muttered under his breath.
As Ariel headed towards Rapunzel and Flynn's table, Aurora Costa alisema "Wait. Sit down."
Ariel looked at Flynn and Rapunzel who were miming "Get over here" with gestures.
"Seriously, sit down.
(Ariel sits down)
Why don't I know you?" Aurora alisema sweetly.
Ariel replied "I'm new, I just moved here from the ocean."
"What?" Aurora asked
"I used to be home- schooled."
"Wait, what?" Aurora asked again.
"My dad and my older sisters taught me at home-"Ariel replied.
"No, no. I know what nyumbani school is, I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real school before?" She asked.
"Actually, I was never a human, I was always a mermaid." Ariel said.
"Shut up. Shut up!" Aurora alisema with a surprised look.
"I didn't say anything." Ariel alisema confused.
"Home-schooled. That's really interesting. And you're like really pretty!" Aurora said.
"Thank you" Ariel replied with a smile.
"So wewe agree, wewe think you're really pretty?" Aurora asked.
"Oh, I don't know." Ariel said.
"If your from the ocean, why are wewe a human?" cinderella asked Ariel.
"Oh my gosh Cindy, wewe can't just ask people why they're a human!" Snow White said
"It's okay, my dad turns me human every morning and back to mermaid form when I come home." Ariel replied.
"Could wewe give us some privacy for, like, one second?" Aurora asked.
"Yeah, sure." replied Ariel
Aurora whispered to cinderella and Snow White.
"OK, wewe should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is, like, a really huge deal." Aurora said.
Snow White added "We wanna invite wewe to have lunch with us every siku for the rest of the week."
"Oh, it's okay, I gotta-" Ariel was quickly interrupted kwa Aurora "Coolness.So we'll see wewe tomorrow." she smiled.
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink!" cinderella added.
Ariel replied "Yeah."
"It's gorgeous." the guy replied back.
"This is Flynn au wewe can call him Eugene. We're dating at the mo." The blondie said.
"Hey Rapunzel, nice extensions. What's it made of?" alisema a dude who walked past Rapunzel.
She quickly alisema "Your mom's chest hair!!!" (Not really)
"I'm Rapunzel."
"Hi, I'm Ariel. Do wewe guys know where Room G is?"
Flynn took and looked at Ariel's agenda and alisema "Health Tuesday/Thursday Room G"
"I think it's in the back building." Rapunzel alisema trading glances with Flynn.
"Umm, yeah, it's in the back building. We'll take wewe there." Flynn said.
"Thanks!" Ariel replied
As the three were walking through the packed hallways, Flynn shouted "Watch out! New meat coming through!"
The three managed to arrive in the back building,
"Health, Spanish- you're taking 12th grade calculus?" Flynn asked.
"Yeah, I like math." Ariel said.
"Why?" asked Rapunzel.
"Because it's the same in every country." Ariel replied.
"That was beautiful, this girl is deep!" Flynn exclaimed. Ariel was suspicious about something.
"Ummmm, guys. Where's the back building?"
she asked.
"It burnt down a LONG time ago." Rapunzel replied.
"Won't we get into any trouble for this?" Ariel asked.
Rapunzel replied "Why would we get wewe in trouble? We're your friends."
Ariel knew it was wrong to skip class but she was in no position to pass up friends. Ariel guessed she'll never know what happened in Health class.
"So why'd'ya moved from home-schooling?" Flynn asked.
"I begged my dad that I wanted to explore the world above- I was originally a mermaid. It took some negotiating but I convinced him to turn me human- I turn back into a mermaid after school when I go home." Ariel replied.
"I think you're gonna be alright in here. You're like a regulation hottie! Own it! How d'ya spell your name again Ariel?" Rapunzel said.
"It's A-R-I-E-L. Pronounced like AIR." Ariel replied.
"Okay, ARIEL!" Rapunzel alisema with a grin.
In the name of Disney, would wewe look at cinderella Woods' gym clothes?" Flynn said. This "Cinderella" was wearing really short shorts and a blue spaghetti, tambi strap tank juu with the school logo as opposed to the other people who were wearing t-shirts.
"Of course all the Classics are in the same gym class." Flynn added.
"Who are the Classics?" Ariel asked curiously.
"They're teen royalty- literally, they were the first three princesses," Flynn replied and then alisema "If WDA was Seventeen magazine, they would always be on the cover."
Rapunzel alisema "That one there is cinderella Woods- she is one of the dumbest girls wewe will ever meet.Flynn sat inayofuata to her in English last mwaka and she asked him how to spell orange."
Rapunzel then added "That little one there, that's Snow White Caselotti. She's totally rich and famous because she was the first full-length animated feature. She knows everything about everyone!"
Flynn whispered "That's why her hair is so big- it's full of secrets!"
"And evil takes a human form in Aurora Costa," Rapunzel alisema with a tense voice- meanwhile Aurora was being carried kwa loads of jocks "Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,she is so much zaidi than that."
"She's Queen Bee! The nyota of WDA- the other two are just her workers."
"Aurora Costa. How do I begin to explain Aurora Costa?"
Aurora Costa is FlAWLESS
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear her hair's insured for $1,000,000.
I hear she does carriage commercials.In Japan.
Her inayopendelewa movie is Sleeping Beauty (starring her. Shocker much?).
One time, she met John Smith on a plane. And he told her she was pretty.
One time,she punched me in the face.It was awesome.
"She always looks fierce and always wins any Prom events!" Rapunzel alisema with an annoyed tone.
"Every mwaka we throw a Spring Fling election and whoever is elected will be King and Queen of the Spring Fling and become head of student activities!" Flynn said.
"Whatever," Rapunzel muttered to herself "Here is a map of WDA. Now where wewe sit in the cafeteria is crucial. wewe got your jocks, nerds, cool Asians, your somewhat friendly black bodies, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat at all, desperate wannabes, burnouts, the greatest people wewe will ever meet (people often call us Art Freaks) and the worse... beware of the Classics.
As Ariel walked down the cafeteria with her lunch and maziwa at hand, some guy stopped and asked her a swali "Hey. We're doing a lunchtime survey of new students.Can wewe answer a few questions?"
"Okay." Ariel replied.
"Is your muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu buttered?" he asked
"What?" Ariel asked with confusion
"Would wewe like us to assign someone to siagi your muffin?" He asked.
"My what?" Ariel said- still very confused.
"Is he bothering you? Prince why are wewe such a skeez?" Aurora asked.
"I was just being friendly." Prince said
"Ughh, wewe were supposed to call me last night!" Snow White alisema with a pissed off voice.
"Prince, wewe do not come to a party at my ngome then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us! She's not interested. Do wewe want to have sex with him?" Aurora asked Ariel.
Ariel replied "No, thank you."
"Good so it's settled. wewe can go shave your back now. Bye Prince." Aurora said.
"Bitch!" Prince muttered under his breath.
As Ariel headed towards Rapunzel and Flynn's table, Aurora Costa alisema "Wait. Sit down."
Ariel looked at Flynn and Rapunzel who were miming "Get over here" with gestures.
"Seriously, sit down.
(Ariel sits down)
Why don't I know you?" Aurora alisema sweetly.
Ariel replied "I'm new, I just moved here from the ocean."
"What?" Aurora asked
"I used to be home- schooled."
"Wait, what?" Aurora asked again.
"My dad and my older sisters taught me at home-"Ariel replied.
"No, no. I know what nyumbani school is, I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real school before?" She asked.
"Actually, I was never a human, I was always a mermaid." Ariel said.
"Shut up. Shut up!" Aurora alisema with a surprised look.
"I didn't say anything." Ariel alisema confused.
"Home-schooled. That's really interesting. And you're like really pretty!" Aurora said.
"Thank you" Ariel replied with a smile.
"So wewe agree, wewe think you're really pretty?" Aurora asked.
"Oh, I don't know." Ariel said.
"If your from the ocean, why are wewe a human?" cinderella asked Ariel.
"Oh my gosh Cindy, wewe can't just ask people why they're a human!" Snow White said
"It's okay, my dad turns me human every morning and back to mermaid form when I come home." Ariel replied.
"Could wewe give us some privacy for, like, one second?" Aurora asked.
"Yeah, sure." replied Ariel
Aurora whispered to cinderella and Snow White.
"OK, wewe should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is, like, a really huge deal." Aurora said.
Snow White added "We wanna invite wewe to have lunch with us every siku for the rest of the week."
"Oh, it's okay, I gotta-" Ariel was quickly interrupted kwa Aurora "Coolness.So we'll see wewe tomorrow." she smiled.
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink!" cinderella added.
