I am so excited to get to do my inayofuata interview with the Characters from Disney’s Sleeping Beauty! The Major characters have consented to come and Purgatory is even allowing Maleficent to come (with a heavy guard of course) . All the maswali are from mashabiki and this shall be an interesting interview. (the first to arrive is Aurora and Phillip, but they seem a little uncomfortable with the fact that Maleficent is coming. The three good vichimbakazi come in inayofuata and make sure they are in the middle so that Aurora does not have to be near her enemy….Maleficent Ghost shows up late, but she is bound kwa magical chains and is flanked kwa six armed Purgatory guards….there are quite a few glares being passed around and a thick tension permeates the air)


Me : All right our first shabiki swali is for maleficent, why are wewe so bitter?

Maleficent : I'm not! I just enjoy being evil. Nothing better than inaonyesha everyone else where their place is.

(she laughs evilly at this) MUWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA (Aurora shivers and the vichimbakazi glare at Maleficent angrily as they comfort the princess)

Me : Flora, why DIDN'T wewe just turn Maleficent into a teapot?

Flora : Because her soul was to black to turn her into a pink one.

the other vichimbakazi giggle while Maleficent mutters angry words and curses

Me : Phillip, why don't wewe talk during the last half of the movie?

Phillip (he looks pissed at this question, but Maleficent and even her guards are giggling) : Because I'm a little bit shocked, kidnapped kwa Maleficent. And too serious defeating Maleficent and her "armies".

(Aurora pats Phillip to soothe him, but he jerks away from her….this gets him glares from the three good fairies)

Me : Aurora did wewe never wonder why your "aunts" kept wewe secluded in the woods?

Aurora : "I take it that they didn't want to be a part of the civilization and their modernization and all those changes. Besides, I liked living in the woods where I can sing and dance my feelings with my animal Marafiki - the best Marafiki one could ever have."

(this answer earns Aurora smiles from all the vichimbakazi except Merryweather (she mutters something about roughing it) and eye rolls from Phillip and Maleficent)

Me : Phillip, Aurora's got her's kwa blessings but where did wewe get your gorgeous looks? (wink wink)

Phillip (with a smug look and a wink at the fairies) : Who says vichimbakazi only come to the birth of a princess? I'm royalty too.

(Aurora pats Phillip on the hand and whispers) sure wewe are sweetie….

Me : Phillip what was your first impression when u met aurora?

Phillip (another smug look and he puts his arm around Aurora) : she would be fun to have arrround at night... (suggestive winking)

(this response earns him a ngumi, punch from Aurora and a muttered… bastard…as well as glares and threatening motions from the vichimbakazi and muttered…ASS…Maleficent on the other side is cracking up with laughter and giving Phillip the thumbs up….and then she yells out Tramp…muwhahhahahhahahahha…and this is when we have to take a break and get everyone cooled down)

Me : Alright we are back from our break and let us begin again….Aurora, what do wewe do to have such beautiful hair?

Aurora (with a big grin at me but a smack at Phillip who is trying to hold her hand) : Be blessed kwa fairies...enough said. wewe want to borrow one, they are such dears!

(the vichimbakazi look confused….was that a compliment au did she just try to pimp them out?)

Me : Aurora: which kanzu, gown would wewe like to have - blue au pink?

Aurora : oh well i like both colors but i upendo pink (a smile and little giggle)

(Flora starts grinning and smirking at merryweather who then glares at her and Aurora and she mutters bitch, kahaba in Flora’s direction…meanwhile the evil faire is grinning and laughing hysterically)

Me : Phillip, How good are Aurora's Culinary skills?

Phillip : "Not so good. She always pricks her finger with knives au forks. Plus she always sleeps on the job. Thank goodness the vichimbakazi are there to fix it."

(he starts to laugh, but it is cut short when Aurora gets up and punches him in the face and then runs out of the room…the goods vichimbakazi jump up run over and kick Phillip and call him a bastard before running after Aurora….as Phillip is groaning in Pain Maleficent is led over and she smiles at him and tells him good job before bursting into laughter….She is then led back to purgatory and I am left with a groaning Prince)

Well um that ends this interview, but I hope wewe enjoyed kusoma this interesting session with the characters from Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. I would like to give a shout out to the people that helped provide majibu and maswali from the Ask a character why foramu : SweetPea2007, Swanpride, justinfangrrl, 2kn111 , 3xZ , chesire , Samvoorhees, sophy22 , MACFAJIL000 , LightningRed, ppv