The Disney Princes - Sex, Kill, Marry - Disney Princess - fanpop

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posted by dimitri_

I used to post these on the Disney Prince club but that spot looks dead :( I already did The Disney Princes I would settle down with but I don't really like it now, when I re-read some of my old articles, I sometimes cringe. Personality is zaidi important than looks but I can't really marry someone I'm not attracted to. I'm going to make this short because it can get offensive. I saw JNTA1234 doing this with the Princesses and I laughed a lot so here we go...

One song my moyo keeps imba for one upendo only for you.

The Prince - Kill
I upendo The Prince and I would upendo him to serenade me with his beautiful voice. He's so romantic and dedicated but he looks too feminine for my taste and I don't even know if he'd be a good father.

So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of.

Charming - Kill
I don't hate him kwa any means but he shows off lazy/forgetful tendencies, I can't be with someone with both of those traits. And his looks aren't that great either, very bland looking.

Now, father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!

Phillip - Marry
A cute guy like that slaying a dragon for me will surely steal my moyo away. Phillip doesn't care about social class and he does everything he can to get what he desires. While following his heart, he's still very faithful.

Believe me, Grim, when I find the right girl, I'll know.

Eric - Marry
Eric is so sweet he makes my moyo melt, he has his mind set on marrying that one girl. I upendo his approach towards Ariel and he's an all around good guy.

Oh, it's no use. She's so beautiful, and I'm... Well, look at me!

Beast - Kill
Don't get me wrong, I like Beast a lot, he's great. It's just that I wouldn't be able to deal with that temper of his and I don't find him very attractive.

Jasmine, I tried to tell you... I just...

Aladdin - Sex
Aladin is soooo cute, but his lies are not so cute. He'd be fun to hang around and he has redeeming qualities but I don't think I'd want him to take care of my children.

Come with me?

John Smith - Kill
John would be a good father figure and I do respect him but frankly, he's just not my type personality wise and look wise.

Captain Li Shang. Hm. Leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time.

Shang - Marry
Yeah, like this is a surprise from me, I think Shang is hot as hell. He is disciplined, respected and has a good work ethic. He perseveres and does whatever it takes to protect the ones around him. That's exactly the type of guy I'm looking for.

Just one, unless wewe beg for more.

Naveen - Sex
Naveen is hot but he doesn't have the qualities I look for in a husband, at all. I like guys who are zaidi serious than that, there is such thing as too much fun. Also, he'd probably get on my nerves because he's conceited.

You were my new dream.

Flynn - Sex
This one was harder because I upendo him, I think he's so handsome and Eugene is a good person. I believe he was truly in upendo with Rapunzel and all but he's not very honorable.

angelbarbie20, ARIEL-RAPUNZEL and 4 others like this

BraBrief AHAH this kind of list is very original!

disneygirl7 LOL

princecatcher93 I would so have sex with Flynn and Naveen.

dimitri_ Thanks for the comments :) princecatcher93- Oh yeaaaaah.

cynti19 For me, I don't want to kill Beast [i](Adam)[/i] because he is more handsome than the others. Sorry, but please, don't hate me.

dimitri_ ^Of course I don't hate you, everyone has different tastes and opinions.

MaidofOrleans Haha this is great! I don't agree with much, but it was so funny and original!

dimitri_ Thank you :) I'm totally fine with people not agreeing with me.

Jayden-G Oh wow, I originall thought this was going to be some weird fanfic story by the title but I am glad that I clicked. I think your list is pretty similar to a lot of others, and it was funny to read and interesting. Good job.

dimitri_ Hahaha, thank you :)

Danderfluff1 Haha. That sure was funny to read! Good job!

dimitri_ Thank you :3

Mongoose09 Nice idea for an article. :)

dimitri_ Thank you!! :)

ARIEL-RAPUNZEL Agree 100% with this article Phillip!. When i look at Shang i think he would be a really strict parent and i con't like that.

Dungeons & dragoni & Disney Princesses - Pocahontas

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & dragoni (or D&D for short) is a super fun tabletop roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend wewe give it a try if wewe ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my inayopendelewa hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Best Snow White Jokes ( No sexual jokes contained)

posted by elsafan1010

" Crazy jokes. At least wewe are my fan, so maybe wewe could write an makala for Elsa jokes? Hmm. Goodbye, I am hanging out with Jack."

" Crazy jokes. At least you are my fan, so maybe you could write an article for Elsa jokes? Hmm. Goodbye, I am hanging out with Jack."

Hello everyone. This makala will contain jokes about Snow White, but don't worry, no sexual jokes. I've searched for all of these jokes on various sites, made up myself au caught my eye in a comment. Don't forget to have fun while reading!

1- * Warning: Do not see this joke as an insult to Snow White.

Joke: Snow White is pretty...Pretty weird.

* The joke is owned kwa ⋅ Fαllen ⋅ (YouTube)

2- Joke: Snow White is going to participate in a talent show. In this competition, Snow White will onyesha everyone how she talks to animals. However, she finished third in the competition. The first was Shrek...

Fun Facts About Rapunzel

posted by elsafan1010

We all adore Rapunzel because she is fun, resourceful and talented, plus cute. Today I am sharing some fun facts about her Rapunzel and her movie, " Tangled".

FACTS
1- The movie "Tangled" was Disney's 50'th animated feature film. Rapunzel is also the first digital animated feature princess.

2- The idea to create Rapunzel starting the late 1930s Rapunzel was originally one of the stories to be considered after the release of Snow White.

3- Rapunzel is the first Disney Princess to have magical powers.

4- Rapunzel's hair is 70 feet long, with over 100,000 strands. The height of Rapunzel's tower was...

Jasmine's Outfits ranked from worst to best

posted by elsafan1010

I've always been one of those hot girls who like dresses, so I don't like Jasmine's clothes. jimmy, hunitumia is wearing a crop juu and yes it's cool but I don't really like it. I'm here today to rank it from worst to best.

4- Brown disguise
This is the worst dress since Ariel's dress made from torn sails. There is nothing special about this outfit. The dress is full brown and in a dull tone. Moreover, the sleeves of the dress are too wide. And that hoodie covering Jasmine's hair is disgusting.

3- Blue outfit
The only thing I like about this outfit is the color. Blue color is one of my inayopendelewa colors....

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Princess jimmy, hunitumia

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Walt Disney picha - Princess jimmy, hunitumia

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The Little Mermaid

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Princess jimmy, hunitumia

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Ariel pink dress

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Walt Disney picha - New Disney Princess Image

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Walt Disney Gifs - Princess Ariel

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Disney Princess - The Little Mermaid

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Ranking Of Who Is the Most Beautiful Disney Princesses

posted by GetRektM8

This is opinion, so please do not send any hate pls. This is also my first ever makala so I am sorry if a I make any rookie mistakes. Anyways, let’s cut right too the chase!

#15 Mulan

I am so sorry Mulan. She is still such a pretty girl. She has lovely hair and looks absolutely beautiful when she is wearing make-up. Problem is, she is just too plain. She doesn’t look as unique compared to some of the other Disney Princesses. Personally for me, she is a 4.5/10.

Sorry Mulan 😬

#14 Meg

I am honestly a bit conflicted about this one. I do find her somewhat beautiful? She just is too shaped???...

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My personal ranking of the Latin Spanish DP's voices (WhiteLagoon)

posted by WhiteLagoon13

Hi!
Today I'll be sharing my ranking of the Latin Spanish voices of the Disney Princesses. I grew up with most of these voices so they're special to me. There are only two singers that I dislike in the list, but in general, I find most of the others very fitting for the characters. I'll probably be ranking the English and Catalan voices at some point, and maybe other languages too. I hope wewe enjoy it, and I would upendo to read your thoughts!
Let's start...

Dulce ruiseñor, canta por favor

#19 – cinderella 1950 (by Evangelina Elizondo)
I don't like her voice at all on Cinderella. I know she...

Disney Princess Playlist-Beyonce Songs

posted by JNTA1234

I wrote this makala years zamani for the first ten princesses but now with Beyonce's hivi karibuni contribution to the Disney family in the 2019 Lion King, I figured it was a good time as any to do an updated orodha with the twelve current official princesses. I decided to add Esmeralda, Megara, Anna, and Elsa too! We just take a look through the Queen Bee's singles and see which one fits each princess based on the title, lyrics, muziki video and general feel of the song.

Do wewe know what's funny? Even though she's all about female empowerment and women being independent, Beyonce's just like virtually every...

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Princess Mei's inayopendelewa DPs.

posted by AdelitaI

I doubt if this makala belongs here but since we have similiar lists for Esmeralda and Meg, I decided to publish it here. Here is inayopendelewa DP orodha I believe princess Mei from Mulan II would have. Mei highly values romance and also admires people with brave and rebellious personality.
P.S. I am planning to do the same lists for Ting-Ting and Su but these are going to be zaidi difficult to make.

11. Tiana

I am sure that Tiana would be Mei's absolute least inayopendelewa DP. Mei would see Tiana as boring, narrow-minded, unromantic, overly rational, materalistic, unadventurous and pig-headed workacholic....

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Disney Princesses

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Elsa

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The Stepmother's Club

posted by PrincessFanz

Hi !!! Below is a short comic strip kwa me <3
Stepmothers are always seen as evil au bad in these sinema but what if there is another side to the story and they have their reasons for their actions >>>

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Disclaimer: This is for assignment purpose
Source:
Hand, D. (1937). Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [Film].
United States: Walt Disney Productions.
Geronimi, C., Luske, H., & Jackson, W. (1950). Cinderella
[Film]. United States: Walt Disney Productions.
Greno, N. (2010). Tangled [Film]. United States: Walt Disney
Pictures.

The Queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Lady Tremaine from Cinderella

Gothel from Tangled

Where does Moana stand? FANPOP'S inayopendelewa DP MOVIE-APRIL 2019

posted by JNTA1234

Like I alisema the princess list, this just a preview of how well Moana does if au when she joins the lineup, so it's a smaller pool of users, no nukuu from users and no extravagant pics. Without further ado, let's get to it.

12. Brave-196 points

Fanpop is not very kind to this film at all, much like its princess. Pixar made a very halfassed attempt at uandishi a Disney Princess movie and strangely, it doesn't feel like a Disney film au a Pixar film. Some may even compare it to early 2000s Dreamworks. (read: Shrek) People also find this movie to be a rushed mess with the only well done aspect...