Lots of wewe alisema it's hard to hear what Genie is saying in this song, so...here it is!
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master your in luck 'cause up your sleeves
wewe got a brand of magic never fails
wewe got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
wewe got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all wewe gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
wewe ain't never had a friend like me
No no no
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is wewe want
wewe ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what wewe wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little zaidi Baklava?
Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help wewe dude
wewe ain't never had a friend like me
Can your Marafiki do this?
Do your Marafiki do that?
Do your Marafiki pull this out their little hat?
Can your Marafiki go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your Marafiki go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
wewe got me bona fide, certified
wewe got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help wewe out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
wewe got a orodha that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all wewe gotta do is rub like so - and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish au two au three
I'm on the job, wewe big nabob
wewe ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
wewe ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
wewe ain't never had a friend like me
wewe ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master your in luck 'cause up your sleeves
wewe got a brand of magic never fails
wewe got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
wewe got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all wewe gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
wewe ain't never had a friend like me
No no no
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is wewe want
wewe ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what wewe wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little zaidi Baklava?
Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help wewe dude
wewe ain't never had a friend like me
Can your Marafiki do this?
Do your Marafiki do that?
Do your Marafiki pull this out their little hat?
Can your Marafiki go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your Marafiki go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
wewe got me bona fide, certified
wewe got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help wewe out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
wewe got a orodha that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all wewe gotta do is rub like so - and oh
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish au two au three
I'm on the job, wewe big nabob
wewe ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
wewe ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
wewe ain't never had a friend like me
wewe ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
hujambo everybody! Happy DMLK day! I'll celebrate kwa some mixed people...
Lottie and Tia!
I like that even in their racist times Tiana and Lottie were Marafiki all the way... I'm sure in events before the movie, Charlotte's light skinned Marafiki judged her because she was Marafiki with Tia and Tia's darker dark skinned Marafiki didn't trust Lottie... I found this relationship sweet... she even risked a life-long dream for Tia. Can this friendship get anymore sweeter???
:') They've been Marafiki since they were 5 au 7... unlike Pocahontas and her BFF... we don't know a lot about them... she seemed like a character after those sailors... but Lottie and Tia have that kind of friendship. The highlight is their times. Talk about racist! So yeah that's it!
This Friendship is perfect for today!
[I] I'll do it but for wewe Tia, no marriage included![I]
Lottie and Tia!
I like that even in their racist times Tiana and Lottie were Marafiki all the way... I'm sure in events before the movie, Charlotte's light skinned Marafiki judged her because she was Marafiki with Tia and Tia's darker dark skinned Marafiki didn't trust Lottie... I found this relationship sweet... she even risked a life-long dream for Tia. Can this friendship get anymore sweeter???
:') They've been Marafiki since they were 5 au 7... unlike Pocahontas and her BFF... we don't know a lot about them... she seemed like a character after those sailors... but Lottie and Tia have that kind of friendship. The highlight is their times. Talk about racist! So yeah that's it!
This Friendship is perfect for today!
[I] I'll do it but for wewe Tia, no marriage included![I]
I've written this type of makala before, but I haven't ranked my inayopendelewa songs from each DP Movie yet so I decided to give it a try, also decided to do this so I could add songs from Brave and Frozen which I didn't do in my awali makala since I wrote it before the sinema where released. I don't dislike any of these songs so just because a song is last on this orodha it doesn't mean that I don't like that song. So anyway let's get started :D
12. A Whole New World
Just a few years zamani this song was very maarufu and very overrated imo, while majority of people has realised that this song...
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12. A Whole New World
Just a few years zamani this song was very maarufu and very overrated imo, while majority of people has realised that this song...
These bitches better watch out, because srsly, we're gonna steal their men.
It's been a long time since I wrote an article, but I guess we could say "I'm back".
In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an makala on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped kwa me literally making this orodha up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D
9) The Beast
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In honour of Princes month, I decided to write an makala on the hottest pieces of ass- I mean, the hottest princes. >.>
This'll probably be fun to read because I'm trying to eat and type at the same time whilst there are a gazillion fireworks going off outside (Google Bonfire Night. :/) which is all helped kwa me literally making this orodha up as I go.
SO, yeah, same as always, I'll swear as much as I fucking want, let's go look at those fine men. ;D
9) The Beast
Turn back. Not because we have beastiality,...
30. cinderella brainds
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. cinderella wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. cinderella maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. Mulan short hair
21. Snow White with red bow
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. cinderella wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. cinderella maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. Mulan short hair
21. Snow White with red bow
After doing the zaidi modern princesses, I switched to the classics, who are accused of being Mary Sues a lot. (I might not do ones for Merida and Tiana, since they pretty obviously aren't Mary Sues). Starting with Cinderella.
Unique traits without contacts au hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained cinderella was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly ametoa maoni on- Yes. cinderella is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
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Unique traits without contacts au hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained cinderella was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly ametoa maoni on- Yes. cinderella is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
This is another Mary Sue test. I decided to do Elsa after Anna. I think she's accused of being a Mary Sue zaidi (though neither of them are accused much).
Unique traits without contacts au hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained kwa her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly ametoa maoni on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being ametoa maoni on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
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Unique traits without contacts au hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained kwa her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly ametoa maoni on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being ametoa maoni on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
Ariel blonde, so pretty! Prettier then Belle and Aurora!
This time with black eyes but still amazingly beautiful
" Look at me, aren't I am pretty, so blonde?"
Well, Om Nelle may not be a Disney princess, but Mulan isn't actually a princess either. Her heroism made Mulan a princess, even though she had nothing to do with the royal family. Om Nelle does a lot of heroics. Just like a Mulan. Moreover, it even has a crown. A tiara with a cute blue stone. But there are a few problems. For example, this crown is actually a belt. Also, even if this was a real crown, Om Nelle has nothing to do with royalty. Om Nelle is a creature, so not a human. That's okay because Nala in The Lion King is also an animal but is considered a Disney Princess. Now the only problem is, Disney didn't create Om Nelle. So she may be a princess in her own right, but never a Disney princess. She would still make a great Disney princess out of her.
