But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?
I actually started uandishi this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!
Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any zaidi of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!
I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't wewe say so?!
Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't wewe think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't wewe think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here wewe think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
wewe want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.
I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!
Usin' your hands, wewe don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!
Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all siku long!
Where chakula is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!
What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat kitindamlo out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!
And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, upendo to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!
To entertain you, I leave ilitumwa some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.
This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.
Full Lineup
Choosing a career path is a lot zaidi complicated than it looks. I only did this for fun so enjoy!
I would like to thank:
MJ_Fan_4Life007
princecatcher93
MaidofOrleans
Flutey_Girl96
fiina
LibelluleBleu
for their career suggestions on my poll!
Ariel: Antiques Store Owner
This was pretty obvious, Ariel loves beautiful things and I mean LOVE. She'll have to major in Social Sciences to manage her store properly but it's nothing she can't handle.
Aurora: runway Model
It depends which type of model...
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I would like to thank:
MJ_Fan_4Life007
princecatcher93
MaidofOrleans
Flutey_Girl96
fiina
LibelluleBleu
for their career suggestions on my poll!
Oh my gosh! Have wewe ever seen anything so wonderful in your entire life?
This was pretty obvious, Ariel loves beautiful things and I mean LOVE. She'll have to major in Social Sciences to manage her store properly but it's nothing she can't handle.
Why? After all, I am sixteen.
It depends which type of model...
It is almost midnight, so I am going to apologize in advance for the weirdness and randomness that could possibly happen. This makala has Anna and Elsa in it, hence there might be spoilers. Let's get started. ^-^
13. Snow White
Previously 12
I want to like Snow as much as I do some of the others, but sometimes the super perky people, also known as Snow White, needs to calm her happy go lucky self dowwwn. I enjoy watching her somedays when I am sad, but otherwise she gets on my nerves.
12. Cinderella
Previously 10
I hate to see Cindy slip yet again on my list. I upendo watching her. In fact,...
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13. Snow White
Previously 12
I want to like Snow as much as I do some of the others, but sometimes the super perky people, also known as Snow White, needs to calm her happy go lucky self dowwwn. I enjoy watching her somedays when I am sad, but otherwise she gets on my nerves.
12. Cinderella
Previously 10
I hate to see Cindy slip yet again on my list. I upendo watching her. In fact,...
So of the comments from that Great Wall countdown.
Sing to friend on other side!
10. jimmy, hunitumia hight gppony, pony tail
9. Belle gppony, pony tail with green bow
8. Moana loose
7. Belle loose
6.Rapunzel hair long with tiara
5. Belle with cape
4. Aurora with black ribbon
3. Aurora with crown
2. Belle ball updo
1. jimmy, hunitumia hair loose but styled
9. Belle gppony, pony tail with green bow
8. Moana loose
7. Belle loose
6.Rapunzel hair long with tiara
5. Belle with cape
4. Aurora with black ribbon
3. Aurora with crown
2. Belle ball updo
1. jimmy, hunitumia hair loose but styled
20. Mulan with flower
19. Mulan long and loose
18. cinderella low gppony, pony tail
17. Merida loose
16. Pocahontas loose
15. cinderella loose
14. Belle gppony, pony tail with blue bow
13. Ariel loose
12. Ariel loose but styled
11. Moana with flower
19. Mulan long and loose
18. cinderella low gppony, pony tail
17. Merida loose
16. Pocahontas loose
15. cinderella loose
14. Belle gppony, pony tail with blue bow
13. Ariel loose
12. Ariel loose but styled
11. Moana with flower
54. Mulan Soldier Updo
53. Ariel with hat
52. Moana bun
51. Rapunzel hair: short and brown
50. Snow White with blue bow
49. Tiana childhood hairstyle
48. jimmy, hunitumia with scarf
47. Aurora with scarf
46. Rapunzel hair brainded
45. Pocahontas brainds
44. Rapunzel short and loose with tiara
43. Mulan bun
42. Tiana ponytail
41. Tiana mascarade updo
A Dingglehopper!
We've come to the big one. I hear Belle called a Mary Sue a lot, zaidi than any other princess aside from maybe Rapunzel.
Unique traits without contacts au hair dye- No. She has brown hair and brown eyes.
An odd name- No. 'Belle' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly ametoa maoni on- God yes. The town literally sings an entire song about it (along with how odd she is). It's literally in the title of the movie, along with her name. 1.
Multiple characters falling for her- Yep. Beast and Gaston, plus the whole town calling her beautiful. 1.
Gets into the relationships she wants- No. Her relationship...
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Unique traits without contacts au hair dye- No. She has brown hair and brown eyes.
An odd name- No. 'Belle' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly ametoa maoni on- God yes. The town literally sings an entire song about it (along with how odd she is). It's literally in the title of the movie, along with her name. 1.
Multiple characters falling for her- Yep. Beast and Gaston, plus the whole town calling her beautiful. 1.
Gets into the relationships she wants- No. Her relationship...
This is another Mary Sue test. I decided to do Elsa after Anna. I think she's accused of being a Mary Sue zaidi (though neither of them are accused much).
Unique traits without contacts au hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained kwa her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly ametoa maoni on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being ametoa maoni on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
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Unique traits without contacts au hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained kwa her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly ametoa maoni on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being ametoa maoni on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...
