One fine day, Lisa Cuddy and Baby Rachel were window shopping.
"Oooooo look at that skirt, upindo Rachel! Mummy would look amazing in that!" alisema Cuddy, pointing
at a tight black skirt, upindo displayed in a duka window.
Rachel responded with some weird baby noises which seemed to be in agreement with Cuddy's observation.
Cuddy and Baby Rachel crossed the road, intending to visit the baby clothing store, when Cuddy noticed a quaint little duka called:
Mr Finklesworth's Emporium Of Merriful Wonderment
"Intriguing... Shall we go have a look in there Rachel?"
Rachel responded with zaidi agreeing gurgles.
Cuddy and Rachel went into the store and were greeted kwa a bizarre smell - a mixture of bubble gum, frozen peas and leather pants.
"Ugh. Gross." alisema Cuddy.
"Ugh." alisema Baby Rachel.
"Hello." alisema a deep, creepy voice.
A small bald man wearing a floral dressing kanzu, gown emerged from a dark corner of the store.
"Uh, hi. I'm just looking thanks." alisema Cuddy.
"I can sense that wewe are women of great passion and great buttocks. Please follow me." alisema the bald man.
Cuddy reluctantly followed the man to the back of the store.
"These are for you." alisema the man.
He handed her a bright red thong.
"What the f..."
"This is your destiny Lisa Cuddy. Wear this thong and all your dreams will come alive."
"How do wewe know my name?!" Cuddy yelled.
"I know all." alisema the bald man.
"You are creeping me out. I'm leaving."
"Fine! But if wewe do not accept your destiny, an evil curse will fall on your head and wewe will be damned for eternity!"
Cuddy ran out of the store and went straight home.
After feeding Baby Rachel and putting her down for a nap, Cuddy decided to have a nap for herself. She went into her bedroom and threw herself down on her bed.
She couldn't quite get comfortable so decided to fluff up her pillows. But what she discovered under mto shocked her to her core.
"The thong Of Destiny! The bald man's prophesy! HOLY CRAP!"
Cuddy cautiously put the thong and adjusted it for maximum comfort. She went over to the full-length mirror and inspected her butt.
"Oh my god... my ass... it looks... AMAZING!"
Cuddy's punda did indeed look spectacular.
"That creepy man was right! My butt looks phenomenal! This will change my life! I will possess the greatest punda in the history of the universe! It is my destiny!"
And that is the story of how Dr Lisa Cuddy came to have the greatest punda that wewe will ever see.
"Oooooo look at that skirt, upindo Rachel! Mummy would look amazing in that!" alisema Cuddy, pointing
at a tight black skirt, upindo displayed in a duka window.
Rachel responded with some weird baby noises which seemed to be in agreement with Cuddy's observation.
Cuddy and Baby Rachel crossed the road, intending to visit the baby clothing store, when Cuddy noticed a quaint little duka called:
Mr Finklesworth's Emporium Of Merriful Wonderment
"Intriguing... Shall we go have a look in there Rachel?"
Rachel responded with zaidi agreeing gurgles.
Cuddy and Rachel went into the store and were greeted kwa a bizarre smell - a mixture of bubble gum, frozen peas and leather pants.
"Ugh. Gross." alisema Cuddy.
"Ugh." alisema Baby Rachel.
"Hello." alisema a deep, creepy voice.
A small bald man wearing a floral dressing kanzu, gown emerged from a dark corner of the store.
"Uh, hi. I'm just looking thanks." alisema Cuddy.
"I can sense that wewe are women of great passion and great buttocks. Please follow me." alisema the bald man.
Cuddy reluctantly followed the man to the back of the store.
"These are for you." alisema the man.
He handed her a bright red thong.
"What the f..."
"This is your destiny Lisa Cuddy. Wear this thong and all your dreams will come alive."
"How do wewe know my name?!" Cuddy yelled.
"I know all." alisema the bald man.
"You are creeping me out. I'm leaving."
"Fine! But if wewe do not accept your destiny, an evil curse will fall on your head and wewe will be damned for eternity!"
Cuddy ran out of the store and went straight home.
After feeding Baby Rachel and putting her down for a nap, Cuddy decided to have a nap for herself. She went into her bedroom and threw herself down on her bed.
She couldn't quite get comfortable so decided to fluff up her pillows. But what she discovered under mto shocked her to her core.
"The thong Of Destiny! The bald man's prophesy! HOLY CRAP!"
Cuddy cautiously put the thong and adjusted it for maximum comfort. She went over to the full-length mirror and inspected her butt.
"Oh my god... my ass... it looks... AMAZING!"
Cuddy's punda did indeed look spectacular.
"That creepy man was right! My butt looks phenomenal! This will change my life! I will possess the greatest punda in the history of the universe! It is my destiny!"
And that is the story of how Dr Lisa Cuddy came to have the greatest punda that wewe will ever see.
