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10 Things wewe Probably Shouldn’t do in Forks au La Push

1)    Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of Wanyonya damu (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of mtu-bweha stands between wewe and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) au you’ll end up dead before wewe can touch her (most likely case).

2)    Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the juu of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One...