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posted by Blue_Vanilla
Anorexia
[ ] wewe hate your body.
[x] wewe have starved yourself. <almost everyday>
[ ] wewe have low self esteem.
[ ] wewe use laxatives.
[ ] wewe need to be skinnier. <im already skinny>
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but wewe think fat.
[x] People think wewe are way too skinny.
[x] wewe skip at least one meal a day.
[x] wewe your calories au check them constantly kwa compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD
[x] wewe are hyper most of the time.
[x] wewe barely pay attention to anything.
[x] wewe cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] wewe seem to never sit still.
[x] wewe talk all the time.
[ ] wewe need attention 24/7.
[x] wewe aren't very shy.
Total: 10


Bipolar Disorder
[x] wewe can act wild at times then the inayofuata wewe are severely depressed.
[x] wewe are very irritable.
[x] wewe barely get any au no sleep.
[ ] wewe have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] wewe have used au abused alcohol, drugs, au sex.
[ ] wewe have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] wewe have the worst mood swings of anyone wewe know.
Total: 13


Bulimia Nervosa
[ ] You've thrown up all your chakula at one time.
[ ] wewe thrown it up even when wewe don't feel sick.
[ ] wewe have little control over how wewe eat.
[ ] wewe use laxatives.
[x] wewe eat fast.
[x] wewe have overly exercised to where wewe almost fainted/passed out.
[x] People think wewe are way too skinny.
Total: 16


Conduct Disorder
[x] wewe are a bully. <most of the times>
[x] wewe threaten other people.
[x] wewe often find yourself in fights.
[x] wewe have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[x] wewe are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] wewe have raped/molested someone.
[ ] wewe destroy property on purpose.
[x] wewe always lie. <if i have to>
[ ] You've stayed out all night.
[ ] wewe have/attempted to run away from home.
Total: 22

Depression
[x] wewe are always, au normally, feel sad.
[ ] wewe always, au normally, are crying.
[ ] wewe find no hope in your future.
[ ] wewe no find longer excitement over the activities wewe used to love.
[x] wewe always find yourself around the house au in kitanda all day.
[ ] wewe are anti-social.
[ ] wewe have low self esteem.
[x] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 25

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] wewe have disturbing thoughts au thoughts wewe hate.
[x] wewe have to do a certain thing until it feels right. <perfectionist, obviously>
[x] wewe have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] wewe have harmed yourself.
[] wewe are afraid wewe will get an STD, au AIDS.
[x] wewe have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 30

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[x] wewe often have hallucinations au sudden memories wewe can't escape.
[ ] wewe can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] wewe think people are always staring au talking about you.
[ ]You have an extreme anxiety au fearfulness.
[x] wewe have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same
[ ] wewe do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say wewe should.
[ ] wewe are very shy.
[x] wewe often talk to yourself.
Total: 34

Darkness

[/] wewe listen to songs with dark meanings.
[ ] wewe are influenced kwa dark media and tones.
[ ] wewe are a goth kwa Urban Dictionary definition 1.
[/] wewe often plot crimes in your head for fun.
[x] wewe are not to be trusted with a weapon.
[ ] Your inayopendelewa color is black.
[x] wewe prefer evil over good in sinema <evil is zaidi intresting>
[ ] wewe are most often alone.
[x] wewe prefer to be cold rather than warm
[ ] inayofuata to Black, your inayopendelewa color is a dark shaded color.
[ ] War fascinates you.
[x] wewe like violence and gore
[ ] wewe are rebellious.
Total: 39

NOW TOTAL - 39

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: wewe might be okay.
21-30: wewe have problems.
31-35: wewe have really bad problems. wewe might need to see a therapist.
36+ WOW! wewe NEED SOME HELP, NOW

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well, i have a life problems. from health, social life. i might need a theapist.
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posted by 67Dodge
The trio approached the cell, seeing the prisoner inside sitting down with a smirk on his face, almost as if waiting for them. 

"Hey, James!! We got this group of penguins here who want to ask wewe a few questions, don't wewe dare try anything stupid au you'll be going into solitary confinement for the rest of your days, understood?" asked the Deputy, as he unlocked the cell door. 

James nodded, without a word. Hannah, Lilly, and Skipper walked in, the latter placing Lilly's suspect folder on a table. Hannah then began their interrogation. Picking up a copy of the .jpeg file she received earlier...
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posted by 67Dodge
"We can most certainly say he has covered a lot of ground, and that whoever it is, left wewe this," alisema the investigator, handing Hannah a small card. 

"I'm Coming Back," she read. 

Hannah flipped it and saw nothing else written on it. Except she noticed small symbols on the juu right that seemed odd. 

"Hmm... What can these represent.." she asked herself. 

The first symbol was a simple delta, but it seemed to be inverted, possibly to represent its opposite. The sekunde and third symbols were very similar, but they were slightly different kwa looking with zaidi scrutiny, both were the symbol of...
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posted by 67Dodge
It was a dark, quiet night, zaidi than perfectly pitch-black above the city. The dazzle of neon signs and LEDs flashing to near seizure-inducing. Signs like the golden arches of a "McDonald's" au the machungwa, chungwa and white striped slanted rooftops of a "Whataburger", au better yet, "King Dewey's Dugout". Commercialism and fattening hundred-dollar-cigar-rolling business seemed to dominate this big stinkin' city. However, it was much zaidi than that. This was Fort Grumley, boasting as the largest city in the world, capital of Antarctica, the land at the bottom of the world, how is this possible? It's...
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posted by starslight101
(This contains strong language, but it's censored. Viewer discretion is still advised. For 13+)

Madi: 14
Cam: 15

Cam's mouth dropped open.

"You have an ex-boyfriend?!" Cam asked, beyond surprised.

"No, I have a pet goldfish calling me. Of course I have an ex-boyfriend!" Madi shouted. "That little mother******."

"Madi! Language!" Cam said. Madi laughed.

"Oh please! wewe think that's bad, wewe should have seen our fights!" She said. "He dropped a couple of 'C' bombs. And I dropped a LOT of 'F' bombs as well." She laughed nervously.

"Why did he dump you?" Cam asked. Madi cracked up laughing.

"Oh...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
As the group pursued the thief further into the woods, Emma stared around at the people who remained in the clearing and sighed. Her attention was caught kwa Kowalski who tapped her on the shoulder.

"Ashley's got a broken flipper and a few crushed ribs, but he should be fine if he doesn't engage in any action, and rests." Kowalski explained. Emma looked at the young penguin, who was now sleeping soundly, and sat down beside him, patting his head gently.

"If I ever see that Derek guy again, I'll snap his neck." She said, a look of anger crossing her face. "Do wewe think the muhuri things hired him?"...
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posted by starslight101
(A/N: I messed up on the last chapter: it was supposed to be Part 3-Chapter 2. Sorry about the confusion.)

Chapter 3
The penguins reached the party and they were all dressed up. Madi was wearing a short black dress with black high heels. Her eyelashes were smoky, black, and long.

"I can't barely recognize you!" Private said.

"Good, cause that's the point. But I have to say, wewe guys look GREAT!" Madi said. The guys were all wearing matching black tuxedos with red ties.

"You have good taste. Well, here are your weapons." Madi said. She took out some red guns and gave them to Skipper, Kowalski,...
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Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.
Fan fiction kwa Random-Partier ilitumwa 20 hours ago    

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Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet...
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posted by starslight101
Chapter 8
"What are wewe doing here?" Madi asked. Cam smiled.

"You look gorgeous in the sun, Madi!" Cam said. Oh God no, Madi thought.

"Who's this?" Skipper asked.

"That's Cam, my partner." Madi said.

"What is he doing here?"

"I'm here to save Madi!" Cam alisema happily.

"What?!" Madi exclaimed, "But I can take care of myself!"

"Of course wewe think that! But why don't wewe ditch the tough girl image and go for the gorgeous girl image?" That sent Madi over the edge.

"Are wewe saying I'm not pretty?" Madi asked, exasperated.

"Duh! What, are wewe going for the idiot girl image too?" Cam asked coldly....
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(Sorry I took so long with this, I was so busy at school and I had 5 pieces of homework on Friday. >.<)

Ashley ran through the forest and abruptly stopped, nearly making the others run into him.

"This must be it." He whispered, pointing to a large, grey structure, about 20 meters in front of them.

"It sure is." A familiar voice from the bushes agreed. Ashley screeched in surprise and nearly fell over as Skipper walked out of the bush.

"S- sir, what are wewe doing here?" Ashley asked nervously, remembering his orders to stay at the HQ.

"Well, I realised that wewe stowed away with the others,...
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Skipper: ... And Lucile? Who was that guy?!
Lucile(nervously): Just an old enemy.
Skipper: Private. Lie detector, please.
Private handed it to Skipper.
Skipper: She's lying!
Lucile: Fine! He's my ex-boyfriend from high-school. But please don't tell Gallis.
Gallis comes out of the plane
Gallis: Tell me what?
Lucile: Tell wewe that ... Oh, look! An Archeopteryx!
Gallis: Cool! Gimme the camera! Gimme the camera!
Lucile: Good thing he gets so easily distracted.

Emma: Now let's fix the plane. Well start kwa fixing up the hole in the fuel tank.
Kowalski: Okay, Lucile and Gallis, go get a big piece of metal from...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The inayofuata siku Kiva woke up, and looked around in confusion.

"Where am I?" She wondered, glancing at the trees around her. "And zaidi importantly, what happened?" She stood up looked thoughtful. "Ok, so even though I'm lost, I still need to find Emma even if I'm far away." She said, beginning to walk in a bila mpangilio direction, hoping to find her friend, au the others.

Meanwhile Ashley had woke up like a shot and quickly shook his feathers, drying them after last nights storm.

"C'mon guys get up we need to find Kiva and Emma." He told them, tapping his foot impatiently. Kowalski woke up and glanced...
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Here's the original song: link

Verse 1
Young Private has a moyo of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naiive
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him as interior snippity.
Private's now frozen on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to...
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posted by SgtSkipper
“But I doubt he even has the brains to come up with a plan like that... I mean, the commissioner is his main rival, so he probably wouldn't attack us any- Wah!” Before she knew it, Lexii found herself flat on her face.
“You OK?” Hybrid asked trying not to smile.
“Stupid floorboard...” Lexii cursed under her breath.
“Floorboard?... There's nothing but concrete here” Hybrid looked as puzzled as Lexii. “You probably just tripped over your own feet”
“I know what happened! Something tripped me!” Lexii protested, folding her arms.
“... Maybe it was a rat?” Hybrid suggested....
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posted by SgtSkipper
Amber's jaw dropped in disbelief as Lexii, Bandit and Emma rolled up in moto red mini cooper onto the nyasi verge beside the pond.
"You cannot be serious" She scoffed, approaching the vehicle.
Perhaps it was because it was unexpected, au that the car was in such a sorry state that led to her judgment.
Both headlights were smashed, the left bulb was missing completely. A large scratch ran along the left side of the car whilst a large dent occupied the other. Along with that, she noted the door handle on the drivers door was missing. As to where it was? A complete mystery but of little concern.
Lexii...
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Walking through the forest with only a flashlight, Victoria searched for a way out. She didn't like the surroundings, au the cold breezes that sent chills down her spine. She had a feeling something was following her, and her feeling is correct. She walked around the forest for what seemed like hours. The breeze rustled the leaves from the trees above her, and the bushes beside her. "Of course I'm the one who chooses to waddle around the forest alone, and get lost... Why didn't I bring anyone with me... Ugh, I'm so stupid" Victoria alisema to herself, as she sighed. She heard a twig snap from...
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(Now there will be a mbwa mwitu fight. :P)

"What have wewe done...." The white mbwa mwitu walk closer to the big wolf, low her head to sniff him. He was still breathing, but not trying to get up. There was blood all over his neck and the back of his head, started dripping on the nearby grass. I stared down at him in shock. "I..... I can`t believe I did that.... I only wanted to teach what white one a lesson." I look at the white mbwa mwitu who was still staring down, but then she lift her head up, glares at me with her dark amber eyes staring right into my eyes. Then I suddenly see Black infront of me, has a...
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