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(the irony)

Me: *gasp*

in summer camp

Kowlaksi: no!

there is something

Doris: *screams*

that is most feared

Me: *evil smirk holding a knife*

jelousy

Julien: well...MAURICE! BE MY PROTECTER!

so beware

Joanna: eek!

au she will come and get you

Kowalski: what kind of logic are wewe talking about? hat makes not sense!

In The Death Of Doris The dolphin

Everyone: *scream*

End Of Trailer.

(scary huh? .FT.)

since it says this needs to be longer, bila mpangilio time!

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kowalksikowlaksikowlaksikowalksikowlaksikowalskikowalksikowalksikowalksi

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:P
The inayofuata morning, Saturday, July 28th was wet and dreary. The zoo would be closed today because of minor flooding.
The men awoke at 01100 hours, far later the Skipper would have tolerated.
"Sleep well, guys?" i asked
"Surprisingly, yes." alisema Tom, followed kwa "Got any coffee?"
"Of the non hot- water- with - a -sardine- in- it kind, no. But we do have Private's inayopendelewa tea." I said.
"And Breakfast?" asked James
"Take your pick. We have, Fish, samaki annnnnd Fish!" I said.
It's weird. If wewe gulp down a lot of them, it fills wewe up." alisema Kristen
"What do wewe guys do for fun here, when you're no training,...
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posted by TheRatKing1
The Hoboken Zoo was just as it looked, only dirtier. Zookeeper Frances would’ve had a fit kwa now if she had seen what had become of her Shiny Clean Zoo. We saw a light in Frances’ old living quarters which, upon further inspection, had been transformed into Blowhole’s new hi-tech evil lair.
“ Kaboom?’ asked Rico
“Yes, but after we’re done defeating Blowhole.” alisema Skipper.
We snuck around back and made it inside without being trapped. “usually about now, someone starts to say something and is cut off in mid sentence kwa landing in some horrible trap.’ I pointed out, a bit nervous....
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
The inayofuata day, Candy and I were in the living room, talking about what happened last night. "Did wewe see the look on Skipper's face?" I laughed. "Yes, yes I did" alisema Candy. Then I asked Candy "Say, where's Blowhole?" "Hmmm" alisema Candy "Good question, I have no idea"

At that moment, a lobster, kamba came running into the living room screaming. "Yo" I alisema to the lobster, kamba as he hid under the couch, "What's wrong?" "There's a hideous creature heading right this way!" he said. "Oh come on" alisema Candy "You must be imagining things" Then all of a sudden, the windows shut kwa themselves making the living room...
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 Julien had been uigizaji weird lately. Being secretive, jumpy, nervous. Lexii didn't know what was wrong with him. They had been dating for almost four months and she had never seen him act like this.  
    Lexii shook her head and kept walking. She felt the cold cement zoo walkway on her feet, and the warm setting sun on her back. 
   Suddenly her right foot made contact with something round, causing her to stumble foward. She regained her composure and turned around to see what it was. 
  "What the-?...." she murmured as she saw the bumpy yellow skin of a lemon. Around the lemon, limau was...
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Private startled awake on the train. He must have fallen asleep. He couldn't see Julian anywhere, so he jumped off his kiti, kiti cha to look around. He crouched down, and looked under the seats.
"What are wewe doing?" he gasped, pulling Julian out from under the seats, kwa the tail.
"Eh, the bubbl-y gum under here is already soggy!" he said, chewing giants waps of pink and green gums.
"That's disgusting," Private muttered to himself, but no use arguing. He sat buck on the seat, and stared out the window, his head resting on his flippers.
"Do wewe think we'll find them?" he asked, zaidi to himself than to...
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Hi, peeps! Lexii and I (CC) are uandishi a shabiki fiction together! Whoo hoo! LOL! This first chapter was written kwa Lexii. Enjoy!

CC and Private slowly waddled side kwa side on their way to the park.
CC frowned. "I can't believe the rest of the team left without us!" She alisema as she kicked at a pebble.
"Yeah. Just because we're the youngest doesn't mean we aren't ready.... Maybe if we train hard enough we can prove to Skippa that we can stand our own on missions!" Private said, trying to lighten up the mood at the end. CC nodded in agreement and took Private's flipper in her own.
"At least we...
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posted by _Lexii23_
  Lexiii stood infront of the mirror in the otter habitat, swiping away at her bangs with a brush. Every time she got them into an acceptable position, they would just fall back into her eyes. She shook her head in defeat and went on to brushing her tail as Marlene walked in. 
  "Hey Marlene." Lexiii alisema as she looked herself over in the mirror. 
   "Hey Lexii!" Marlene chirped. "Where are wewe going all dressed up?" 
    Lexii blushed. "Oh, just going to the park with Julien.." she said.
   Marlene smiled and raised an eyebrow. "Are wewe two dating?" 
   "A little.." Lexii alisema quietly....
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posted by kowalskirocks14
Truth in lies 4
It was about 4:00 am, and all but the lemurs were done partying.
Amber and skipper were pacing the floor, one waiting for dillain, the other for kowalski.

The samaki bowl hatch opened, but only dillain came in.
"where's-" amber started to ask.
"oh, I... Forgive me, but I had to knock im out." dillain said, uigizaji as innocent as possible.
"why?" amber asked.
"well, it's kinda a long story. He started saying your a jerk, cuz you've been hanging with me. So I started telling him up. So he pulls out a hand gun and loads it with bullets, while hea doing that I ngumi, punch him and goes K.O. See?...
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posted by kowalskirocks14
Name: amber
Gender: female
Eye color: light green
Species: penguin
Height: about as tall as kowalski
Weight: that's kindof and impolite question!
DoB: November 9, 1986
DoC: November 9, 2008
Looks: feminine figured (not busty). Skinny-ish. Ponytail always to the left, with a tip dyed blood red. Bangs cover most of her face, except for her beak and right eye.
Backstory: was born into an orphanage, and grew up wih her best friends, kowalski and private. After a long time stranded in a jungle, had a battle with blowhole, blah, blah, blah, got transferred to central park, lala lala la.
In a relationship with: kowalski
Fav music: rap
Fav band: evenescence
Fav song: swimming nyumbani (evenescence)
Gifted at: science and math
Talents/hobbies: singing, drawing, writing
Fav color: black
Fav genre: horror
Fav book: stone child
Fav movie: the walking dead
PoO: shreive port, LA
Family: brother sister, and parents
BFF: none
posted by _Lexii23_
Ok so I was kusoma over the profaili I ilitumwa when I first came on here and I sounded like a Mary-Sue. So I decided to update it now since I grew up a little bit!! XD

Name: Lexii

Gender: female

Age: 23 (irl I'm 14)

Birthday: April 23rd

Description: a pure white ring-tailed lemur with gray paws and nose. Straight bangs that go across the left side of my face and cover half of my eye, baby blue streak down the middle, never cut evenly at the end. Blue eyes (same color as the streak in my hair) with long eyelashes. Big-ish ears. A long tail with about 7 light grey stripes. Fluffy, feminine figured...
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posted by 67Dodge
Author's Note: Just thought about another chapter for my fanfic, "The Thing" but then thought about Damion, and I begged to ask, "What if he wasn't evil? What if he was jolly good, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes?" Indeed I brewed up this lovely idea, and I hope wewe enjoy a humorous one-shot of Damion as a good guy. XD

"Well, shouldn't intrude on him..." alisema Private fearfully, he heard maniac laughing inside the small laboratory, flashing lights buzzing in one of the windows, he knew that this was the dreary place of Dr. Damion, the same guy that had killed and enslaved many, but he had an objective much...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Mechanical-Mayhem
MS stood motionless on the skateboard as Bandit tried to push it up a little hill, but it was proving very difficult even for her. “I don’t suppose wewe could step off for a sekunde could you?” She questioned, as the kilima began to get steeper. Mech-Skipper jumped off and was once again motionless and simply stood there as Bandit passed him with the skateboard. She pushed it to the juu of the kilima then called back down to him. “You can get back on the skateboard now!” She yelled, holding it steady. MS held his flippers out in front of him, making his way towards her...
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I awoke to the truck doors opening. They unloaded me and two other kids. I had slept through the whole trip, apparently. We were in front of a large grey building. I don't know why, but I had the nerve to talk to these kids, though I knew they just got over being ripped from their families, too. "h-hi..." was all I managed to say. One of them turned his head, the other just closed her eyes. I wanted to fall down and cry. Not just ecause of me, also for these two. The Gestapo pushed us through the front ddoors. The interior was bleak and drab. We were pushed down a long hallway, and finally,...
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Chapter one: amber's POV
I took countless precautions, I nearly got caught once. Many nights I have been doing this, rather than obey skipper's orders. But who CARES about TV shows? I mean, I'm not seven. I'm an adult! Zombies don't scare me. I leapt out of my bunk, carved in the wall, and just about slithered to the ladders. I climbed up, opened the hatch, and leaked out. Once I was at a sfe distance, I took out mynipAd, and touched the TV app. Instantly y onyesha popped up: the walking dead. But I had misse most of t Already. And wiithing seven seconds, it flipped to commercial. "have wewe ever...
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posted by Rico4ever16
 Zombies!
Zombies!
Date: February 20 2012 Apocalypse: siku 1 Time: 10:38 pm
Victoria waddled towards one of the badgers. She was crying. “Kowalski! We have a survivor!” yelled Victoria from a distance. “Don’t worry miss, we’re gonna get wewe some help so don’t worry.” alisema Victoria as she turned her around. But the badger was infected as well and she pounced on Victoria trying to bite her. “Kowalski! Get this thing off of me before I kick her ass!” shouted Victoria. Kowalski arrived and shot at the badger at least five times. All the gun shot’s did was upset the zombie and make it attack him...
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"Well as all have alisema before, no refunds, no exchanges, no copies, only guaranteed success," alisema Telow, leading his troops out to a simulated battlefield. "What do wewe mean sir?" asked Lilly. "I think he's trying to say Dr. Damion's troops are coming to Maltongrad," alisema Kowalski. "Wait, Maltongrad? Where is that?" asked Private. "I assume its a city in the Motherland," alisema Skipper. "Indeed she is, Maltongrad is our sekunde largest city, if she goes under Damion's influence, there goes Moscow as well, as would the Eurussian Union," alisema Telow. "Do wewe think it's too big to control at times?"...
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posted by 13thHunter
The light beamed into the room and into Hunter's eyes. She woke up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes and grabbed her goggles that lay inayofuata to her. She clenched them in her fist not bothering to put them on, walking into the inayofuata room. She found on a cracked plate, on juu of a fallen beam. Her family gathered around it with the few scraps on chakula on the plate, Cinder gestured Hunter over. She shook her head.
"I promised the guys I would have breakfast with them." she alisema in a tired voice.
"oh OK, bout don't stay out too long." Cinder told her daughter.
She left the abandond building and...
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posted by Blue_Vanilla
Anorexia
[ ] wewe hate your body.
[x] wewe have starved yourself. <almost everyday>
[ ] wewe have low self esteem.
[ ] wewe use laxatives.
[ ] wewe need to be skinnier. <im already skinny>
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but wewe think fat.
[x] People think wewe are way too skinny.
[x] wewe skip at least one meal a day.
[x] wewe your calories au check them constantly kwa compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD
[x] wewe are hyper most of the time.
[x] wewe barely pay attention to anything.
[x] wewe cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] wewe seem to never sit still.
[x] wewe talk all the time.
[ ] wewe need attention...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly was on other side of her habitat, practicing her dance when Skipper poped up from a nearby shrub. The only thing is, she didn't NOTICE him. XD She just kept dancing. "O_O..wow." Skipper thought as Lilly perfected her routine, then she spun around and saw him watching her. "Oh. Hello.." She alisema sadly, looking around to see if Alex had heard. Skipper looked too. "Do wewe really think wewe have to listen to that guy? I mean, I get that he's your brother but..." Skipper caught the look on Lilly's face that made him shut up. "He's not just my brother. I owe my life to him...I realize that now.."...
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Lexii awoke Sunday morning. The zoo was closed so she could just lounge around all day. She wished she could enjoy it but she knew what she had to do. She had to tell Blowhole what she had decided. She carefully picked up her flower. She walked outside of the otter habitat slowly. She took one last look at her beautiful flower, and threw it into the water. It sparked a few times then breifly caught on fire. Lexii reached into the water and picked up the charred pieces. She sighed sadly. She threw the remains in the nyasi and stood up. The inayofuata thing she needed to do was confess to Skipper everything...
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