mashabiki of PoM Article: Venus and Mya's Conversation with Cleverbot!

Venus and Mya's Conversation with Cleverbot!

posted by 1Amberpet

Venus's Conversation:

User: wewe are Skipper.
Cleverbot: I think wewe are a bot.
User: wewe are Kowalski.
Cleverbot: Alright, wewe got me.
User: Bye Rico.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Yes Private.
Cleverbot: wewe are so sweet.
User: Alright whatever King Julien!
Cleverbot: wewe told me to cry.
User: Bye Maurice!
Cleverbot: (Facepalm)
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Mya's Conversation:

User: Hello. My name is Mya. Yours?
Cleverbot: Your name is Jo?
User: No. My name is Mya.
Cleverbot: Guess my name.
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what the hell is it?
Cleverbot: Guess.
User: Jo?
Cleverbot: Igen.
User: That's a wonderful name. -_-.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I also like your name.
User: Go jump off a cliff.
Cleverbot: I'm not Jewish.
User: I wish you'd get hit kwa a car.
Cleverbot: Why do wewe keep saying that.
User: Because.....*Rolls eyes*.
Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ā,-sō bakada....
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That was funny.
User: I just called wewe stupid, how is that funny?
Cleverbot: No wewe did not.
User: That's what Ā,-sō bakada means. It means your so stupid.

Cleverbot: I am a slow typer and I am stupid.
User: Ummm okay....O_O.
Cleverbot: So help me?
User: No. I have to go.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Just real quick, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: A persao.
User: Say wha?
Cleverbot: No te entiendo!!!
User: I don't speak French. I speak Japanese though.
Cleverbot: Then say something in Japanese.
User: Konichiwa Cleverbot-Kun.
Cleverbot: au Japanese.
User: Shinu kudasai.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Anata sukoshi miroku no kyori o shutoku shimasu.
Cleverbot: Iie.
User: Shinu kudasai!!! Jū tīdai GO!
Cleverbot: Combien de temps ont-ils mis a te créer.
User: Watashi wa, anata ga daikiraidesu. Sayōnara, watashi ga kaesa reru koto wa arimasen.
Cleverbot: A, watashi mo Barney ga suki ja nai.
User: -_- Sayonara Baka.
Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.

Gumball17 XDDDD

CuteCuddly LOL!!!!!

Shadows: Chapter 7

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Tom was still chatting with his reptilian friends, unaware of his sisters disappearance. Suddenly all of the Chameleons started changing colours rapidly, and Tom's jaw dropped, and he moved to his left. Savio smacked into the glass and hissed angrily. Tom panicked and ran for the small light at the end of the corridor, hoping it was the door. Sinistra stopped him at the last dakika and the little penguin, auk tripped over her tail. As he stumbled to his feet, Savio tried to grab him again, just missing him. Tom jumped over Sinistra's tail, and burst out of the door, sliding faster than he thought...

1

Never Knew I Was Losing You: Chapter 4

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The team looked at eachother desperately, as the humans got nearer. A thought struck Private.

"Emma use your powers to make it disappear." Private alisema trying to stay calm. Emma nodded, and in a moment the machine vanished into thin air. Then the humans got into viewing point of the habitat, unaware that a tennis ball machine was there a few mere sekunde ago. The penguins quickly got into their cute and cuddly routine, twirling around in the water, shaking their tails and belly sliding around, with big puppy dog eyes.

"Awwwwwww." The humans exclaimed, smiling at the penguins and their adorable...

1

A Thousand cherry Blossoms: Chapter Two (A Spicepenguin13)

posted by SpicePenguin13

It was chajio, chakula cha jioni time and the girl quickly ate their dinner. Since Skipper, Private, and Kowalski had gone on some kind of mission to find Dylan since everyone alisema he hadn't been seen in ages, Peyton and Rico were left to sit across from each other at the table. Mya had purposely turned out the lights, stating the light had gone out, so Emma put a candle light in the middle of the table.

"So Rico." Peyton alisema taking a mchele ball covered in soy sauce and had small salmon, salmoni chunks in it in one flipper, and in the other flipper held behind her back had a little present that Marlene had instructed...

Truth of lies ch 6 finale

posted by kowalskirocks14

Truth in lies 6
"amber? How- what- what did wewe hear?" kowalski sputtered. Embarrassed to have made a whole speech about her.
"shut up and-" amber started to say.
"oh, dear god. Don't say 'kiss me'" kowalski said.
"no, I was gonna say help us." amber said.
"right."
Kowalski lowered all four cages to the ground, and let everyone out.
"skippa? What's that?" private asked. Pointing at a large clock, counting down on a computer screen, ten feet off the ground.
"it looks like a middle launch. Ah, classic spy movies, how I miss you." amber said.
"an your not concerned its down to 48 seconds?" everyone started...

2

Happy mti friends! Skipper and Lilly XD

added by skipperfan5431

Source: XD

The New girl of the zoo Part6

posted by Veki-san

—I see, wewe like to play rough, don´t you? —she alisema with a sinister voice while Rico began to run toward her. —So, let´s play! —she alisema while she took the three knifes and she started to make juggling with them, that stopped the penguin, who looked surprised and a little confuse the actions for the female lemur, but suddenly she threw the three knives to him, Rico immediately crouch, when he did that Katherine jumped over the penguin, auk and stood behind him.

—And that confirms that she really came from a circus…—Kowalski whispered almost breathless, while Rico turned around to...

Evil Genius Chapter 28

posted by 67Dodge

The stinging wind of that evening and snow flying about contrasted greatly to the horrific scene on the ground, a crumbled up body that not too long zamani breathed its last, and succumbed to the unforgiving grasp of death. A stench of rusting iron filled the air. Blood cascaded into a warm puddle around the body, and in the midst of this, the frolicking of what one might have thought was a hatchling making snow angels.

"Such warmth..." The Kid softly cooed, getting a slight chill from the wind whipping his body.

It took not even five dakika for him to finish up again, making one careful U-shaped...

Evil Genius Chapter 27

posted by 67Dodge

A belated pang followed a bright flash, and another right after, and two more, three, until the Glock had emptied its magazine, and a sharp click to purge the barrel of any remaining casings. The one behind the Glock stood with bemusement, shrugging his kanzu, koti in disapproval.

"Excellent aim my lord," a well-dressed penguin, auk responded.

"Aim?" the coated penguin, auk replied with soft depression in his brown eyes, glaring back at the black cutout target with only five of the seven bullets actually embedded into the head.

"Aim, five out of seven, wewe hit your mark roughly seventy percent of the time,"...

Evil Genius Chapter 25

posted by 67Dodge

Damion sat in the room in awkward silence, watching the others whisper among themselves. Lilly is in a chair, but her casts are finally gone, and she is capable of walking again, Skipper is seated kwa her, holding her flipper gingerly as any lover would, Kowalski sat to his right, listening in on the discussion and waiting for the moment to speak, Rico was standing, with Hannah leading the conversation, Private sat kwa Damion, but has fallen asleep on his lap.

"Look guys, I know he caused a slight breakout at his prison, I know he's still wanted, and broke the terms of his sentence, but I know...

Evil Genius Chapter 19

posted by 67Dodge

One switch, a loud clack of doors closing tightly. Lockdown. Amongst the screams of psychopaths, hoots of rapists and soft weeping of thieves and other criminals, Damion had smiled again, Charlie was finally transferred to another cell. He hoped he would, knowing that if Charlie ratted him out for breaking his term restrictions, he'd find a way to kill him without hesitation. With a cell to himself once more, Damion was at peace within. One thing remained however.

"Hannah, if wewe fight him alone, you'll get killed... I can't sit in this GOD DAMN JAIL, and let him make wewe his.. You're mine...

Marafiki au Foes Chapter 10

posted by sowem

Gallis wakes up inside the medic room, slowly regaining his strength.
Kowalski: Oh, good he's awake.
He exits the room.
Gallis: Now where is he going.

Kowalski: Guys! He awake.

Lucile enters the room carrying a certain bird in her flippers.
Lucile: Gallis, meet your newborn daughter.
She gives the baby to Gallis.
Gallis: Aw, you're as cute as can be, my little sunflower.
He took a moment to bond with her.
Lucile: I haven't aliyopewa her a name yet, I thought we should decide together.
Gallis: How about Caroline, au Lena.
Lucile: I was thinking, Laura, the name sounds beautiful, sweet and nice to me.
Gallis:...

Evil Genius Chapter 17

posted by 67Dodge

"Well it's been quite fun I might add.. What say wewe Private?" The Kid chuckled to himself.

Kowalski sat in the other room in complete anxiety, concerned for his friend in the cell inayofuata to his, divided only kwa a concrete wall.

"Ah, not talking I see, well that's fine, but, we're both kids aren't we?" asked The Kid happily.

"I won't dare talk to someone who hurts my friend!" Private shouted defiantly.

"Aww.. Well, heh, wewe just did silly," The Kid chuckled with sympathy.

"What do wewe want from Hannah anyhow?" asked Private.

"Why it's simple, I want to play with her!" The Kid shouted with...

Evil Genius Chapter 15

posted by 67Dodge

The Kid limped weakly and sat down, sweating as his moyo was still racing, he then whimpered lightly at his leg as he held it up and cringed his eyes and clenched his beak, turning away as he pulled the Bones back into place and hissing in pain, he then grabbed a nearby garment, fortunately, a splint, that he attached securely to his leg: tight enough for the healing process, loose enough for blood flow.

"I am not a crook~" The Kid sighed, grabbing a bottle of painkillers and swallowing four without water.

The Kid then chuckled lightly at his awali statement.

"I'm not a crook... But...

Voltaire's Revenge 5

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Steve flies on the trapeze in attempt to save Cat

Voltaire takes a bow as audience applauds
Voltaire: Why thank you! Thank wewe all! Y'all are too kind! (To cast) So, wasn't that an amazing song au what?
Steve: Bravo! I'd applaud you, but my hands are tied to the back of my chair!
Voltaire: Ah yes. I tied wewe all in the dark so wewe don't miss a dakika of my show!
Josh: We don't want to see your onyesha anymore! We want our Marafiki back now!
Voltaire: Quiet you! Now watch to see if they can escape their acts before I lead them to their doom! (Chuckles)
Mr. Travis: What are wewe gonna do to them?!
Voltaire: I'm glad you've asked! I will shoot boom balloons...

Evil Genius Chapter 12

posted by 67Dodge

"King Dewey just got killed kwa the Kid, as great as it is knowing that a mob boss has fallen, it's now all the zaidi crucial that we catch him, if he dispenses all the other mob bosses here, lord knows what he aims to strike next, the Imperial Treasury? The Emperor's seat? I fear the fate of the Empire lies in our care Skipper," alisema Hannah glumly.

"Indeed, and Kowalski and Private were taken up, the child's too young to be in such a state, and Kowalski's brain, if he were to unlock it, he'd unleash an unscaled amount of devastation across the world..." alisema Skipper, holding his head as he sighed. ...

Voltaire's Revenge 1

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Steve plays Cirqus Voltaire at the arcade

fanpop Plays proudly presents: Voltaire's Revenge

Starring:
Kendall A. Tailfin as Steve
Spongebob Squarepants as Sherlock Squarepants
Jake Long as Mr. Travis
Ke$ha Rose Sebert as Mrs. Travis
Patrick nyota as Baby Junior
Ariana Grande as Cat Valentine
Gumball Watterson as Josh the arcade manager
Dr Francis Blowhole as Voltaire

Everyone takes their seats in the theater. Lights go out.
Steve comes out
Steve: Oh, hi there! How's everyone doing today? Good? Yeah me too! My name is Steve. It's summer vacation and I am on my way to the arcade! Who here likes pinball? Yeah me too! I am such a pinball geek! My...

Evil Genius Chapter 10

posted by 67Dodge

A sharp ring of a kengele was heard, and in the center of the catacombs was a beam of light, concentrated on the floor. In the light, the goods were seen in clear sight: A ten-pound crate of Alindrozin Permeas. A tall penguin, auk stood on it, holding a microphone firmly and shouting.

"Start the bidding at ten thousand!" he shouted.

As the bidding became zaidi rapid and tense, Hannah, Kowalski, Skipper, and Rico found their seats in a long table, each with a numbered card, presumably for the bidding. Hannah saw the empty spot inayofuata to her read "The King". She knew that he'd be here, as a boss never...

'Dollface' Chapter 1: Fly-boy

posted by Skiparah

...............
It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. wewe would imagine that only a penguin, auk could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five dakika outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick ukuta that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...

PC Part 3- Chapters 4-9 The Finale

posted by starslight101

Chapter 4

Madi, Skipper, Private, Rico, and Kowalski ran through the forest surrounding the PC Party location. Madi took out her freeze ray.

"Can wewe make your own weapons?" Private asked.

"Yeah. And I have before. As a matter of fact, I'M the one who came up with the Stun Gun and got the idea of a Super Stunner." Madi sighed, "I'm such an idiot! Now let's go."

------------------------------------------------------------------

"We're not that far from Blowhole's HQ! If we keep going the way we're going, we'll make it." Madi jumped down from branch to branch. Scaling a mti was Kowalski's...

PC Part 3: The Wanted Prologue and Chapter 1

posted by starslight101

Part 3: The Wanted
Prologue

Madi continued to ram into the walls of the truck.

"LET US OUT!" She yelled. She kept trying to escape ever since the General had shot her with a new invention that wasn't supposed to be finished until months later. It was called a Super Stunner, a stun gun MUCH zaidi powerful than a regular stun gun. It is 10 times stronger than a regular gun. Two shots and it could kill you. One shot and wewe WANT to get shot twice! Madi thought. She took a step back and crashed into the ukuta again. She cried in pain and fell to the floor. Skipper was against the wall, watching...