fluttershy

Me: What is it?
Rebel Cursier Avenger Pilot: The Empire, they've found us. . . And have a new toy with them.
Me: Every one out now abandon ship.
*Blast cuts open hull*
Me: Go, I'll get to my crash tube.
*Get's in crash tube*
*Crashes*
Voice in distance: What in the name of Celestia is this. . . Thing?
Me: What the heck? *Sees every thing* Who the nyasi, nyasi kavu are you. . . ponies?
Twilight: Hello there I'm Twilight Sparkle.
Spike: And I'm Spike.
Twilight: And these are my friends: Fluttershy,
Fluttershy: Hi.
Twilight: Pinkie Pie,
Pinkie: Hi there.
Twilight: upinde wa mvua Dash,
upinde wa mvua Dash: Are wewe a spy?!
Twilight: Applejack,
Applejack: Howdy!
Twilight: and of corse Rarity.
Rarity: Hello.
Me: Where the nyasi, nyasi kavu am I?
Coming soon. . .

Alternate opening*
Pilot: Sir get me back to the- *Explosion cuts ship in half where we stand*
Me: *Hit against the side of ship debries* Ahh can't get. . . . Presser even. . . *Starts floating in space while losing suit presser and enters atmosphere*
Twilight: What is that? We're not suppose to have a *I hit the ground*
Me:…………………………
Twilight: Spike send a message to the hospital tell them we need medical assistance.
Spike: Got it!!!
inayofuata day…
Me: Ooooohhhhhh, what the nyasi, nyasi kavu happened?! Ahhhhh where's my ship!!!!
Twilight: Are wewe ok William?
Me: How the nyasi, nyasi kavu do wewe know my name?
Fluttershy: Hi and it was because of these *Holds up my dog tags in her mouth*
Me: Oh. . . Uh thanks. Where . . . Where am I?
Twilight: What do wewe mean have wewe ever heard of Ponyville?
Me: No. Is it under the occupation of the Empire au is it liberated and under the controll of the Glactic Alliance?
Twilight: Uh no, it's ruled kwa Princess Colestia.

.....
I woke up in my house, in my bed. I saw Angel happy to see I was awake. upinde wa mvua and the other ponies was there, too. "What are wewe guys doing in my house?"

"Rainbow followed wewe to the Everfree forest", alisema Twilight.

"And I saw wewe get struck kwa lightning", alisema Rainbow. "I was terrified." So after I flew back to Twilight's and got everypony together, we went back to the Everfree forest to bring wewe home."

"We we're awful worried 'bout you, sugar cube."

"Yeah", alisema Rarity.

"Thanks girls. I'm so sorry I should've listened", I said.

"It's okay", they all said.

I smlied. I then noticed that my left wing was hurt a lot. "Did my wing get shocked my lightning?"

"Yep", alisema Rainbow.

"I think it's time for a 'Get Well' party", exclaimed Pinkie Pie.

"I agree" alisema Twilight.
.....
"And it was the best party ever."