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posted by pipiqueen
here is one of my fav jokes-

teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!

(children starts to look at each other and whisper)

teacher- silence! the contest is, each siku wewe have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time

(children cheers!later at the end of the week)

teacher- how many of wewe read , hamlet?

(the whole class raise their hands!)

teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?

(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)

teacher- exellent!now how many of wewe have read the biography of aristotile?

(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)

teacher- good,but may i inform wewe that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
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posted by ChiliPepperLuv
1. Why did the turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If wewe are American in the living room, what are wewe in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do wewe have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are wewe all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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posted by Directioner3300
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope wewe like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do wewe see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a parrot, kasuku use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
kwa the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he alisema something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
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