1. Why did the turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If wewe are American in the living room, what are wewe in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do wewe have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are wewe all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the swan when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got wewe covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!