Mercedes: Ladies, we're gonna get those guys. We're becoming stronger kwa the minute, and they're going to get a surprise so unexpecting that they won't see it coming.
Brittany (feeling guilty): I feel as if I should resign.
(The Troubletones all turn towards Brittany, who has her head sunken down.)
Cheerio #1: Why, Brittany?
Santana: Yeah, Brits. We want wewe to stay...well, Sugar doesn't.
Sugar: What? I was the big nyota of this Troubletones group before the three of wewe came here. Besides, although I was eliminated on 'The X Factor', Simon still thought that my voice was awesome and amazing.
(Silence.)
Cheerio #2: Then why do wewe sound like a toddler being choked to death?
(The girls start to laugh.)
Santana (chuckling): Good one.
Brittany: I feel that I'm not being a good hostess for Rory. I've gotta admit that I was being a bitch, kahaba towards him, especially when we had that argument about his Irish accent au whatever it is. I could've sworn the Shamrock shakes he gets from McDonald's powers him up every 2 months and makes him sound like Frank Sinatra.
(Silence.)
Mercedes: Okay.
Santana: Brittany, don't wewe wanna be a nyota like the rest of us?
Mercedes: Excluding Sugar.
Sugar: Hey!
Brittany: I want to be a star, but I feel that all of this insulting is wrong. I mean, I'm supposed to set an example for all my mashabiki for the presidential election. I don't want to admit to my mashabiki that I'm a mean girl.
Mercedes: What do wewe mean? wewe told everyone that wewe deserved all the solos in Glee club, and that your voice is better than Rachel Berry's...which it kinda is.
Brittany: Sorry. This is a decision I want and have to make. I'm not sure how Rory's parents are in Ireland. But they'll use their magical powers to punish me.
Santana (scoffs): First of all, nothing about Rory--not even his family--is magical. Second, I need wewe to be with me! Don't wewe realize that the school is against me?
Brittany: Well, that's what wewe get. You're always getting on someone in Glee club, and trying to say stuff about him. I don't know, Santana. I think we're gonna have to take a break for a while.
(Brittany walked out of the auditorium, leaving the Troubletones shocked. Santana folded her arms and felt let down. She couldn't even call to Brittany and get her to come back.)
Santana's Thoughts: Brittany, no...
Brittany's Thoughts: Bitch, I'm outta here.
(Rory and Finn were in the hallway, looking through Victoria's Secret catalogs. They smiled at all of the naked pictures of women inside. Then they saw Brittany walk towards them.)
Brittany: Hi, guys.
Finn: What do wewe want?
Rory: Brittany, why are wewe here? I thought wewe hated me.
Brittany: Only because wewe took Musketeers candy, and used it as poop from Lord Tubbington's insides to fool me.
Rory's Thoughts: Fiddlesticks! How did she know?
Brittany: Anyway, I want to jiunge the Glee club again, and I need wewe to help me.
Finn: Wait...didn't wewe just jiunge the Troubletones?
Brittany: I was wrong. As much as I want to be with Santana and have our romantic moments, she's becoming a totally different person. She tormented you, Rory. I was supposed to be your friend and guide through the school, but instead, I went against you. wewe may not be a leprechaun, but you're awesome...even though wewe really have a confusing language.
Rory (chuckling, Irish accent): Well, I can help you.
Brittany (smiling): Okay.
Finn (smiling): That's great, Brittany. We'd be glad to have wewe back.
Brittany: Thank wewe so much, guys.
(Finn, Brittany, and Rory walked in the choir room with the other New Directions members. Will was sitting at the piano, looking over the muziki sheets.)
Will: hujambo guys. Why is Brittany here?
Finn: She wants to jiunge New Directions again.
Brittany: I realized what I did, and I was wrong. I should treat my fellow New Directions members like my own family. Well, like treasure from the Carribean sinema and all that stuff.
Will (claps): Well, guys, let's welcome Brittany back to the club.
(Everyone in the room starts to applaud. Rachel stands up in her seat.)
Rachel: Well, Brittany, welcome back to Glee club, but now we have one too many for Sectionals.
Will: We'll work everything out later, Rachel.
Brittany: I almost thought that she wanted me out again. Rachel, that gets on my nerves, wewe know that?
(Just then, Becky walks in the room.)
Becky: Mr. Schuester, Coach Sylvester needs wewe in her office right away.
Will's Thoughts: God, not again...
Well, there wewe have it.
Here's the link for Chapter Seven!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Nine!!!
