Mr. Schue: Okay, guys. We're going to try our best to win Nationals this year.
Quinn: Hopefully it'll be better than last year. We Lost 12th place, and Finn and Rachel had to onyesha off.
Rachel: Hey!
Tina: Well, Quinn has a point--
Mr. Schue: Not now, Tina. Rachel, did wewe have an announcement for the class?
(Rachel stands up in front of the class with a grin on her face.)
Rachel: Now as wewe all know, I pretty much choked in my NYADA audition and I'm now clinically depressed.
Santana (scoffs): True.
Rachel (annoyed at Santana): Anyways, I've decided that I should sing the female lead for a solo, along with a duet featuring me and possibly Finn au Quinn--
Finn (to himself): Hopefully, it's not me.
Rachel: And a group number with solos from me, Santana, Kurt, and Finn.
Kurt: Is that all?
Rachel (nodding): Well, yeah, actually.
Mr. Schue: Well, I have the setlist here, so wewe do get a solo, Rachel. But--just let me carry on with today's lesson.
(As Rachel makes her way to her seat, Tina gets up and walks to the door.)
Mike: Tina, what's wrong? Where are wewe going?
Mercedes (aloud): Did he just say zaidi than three words?
Artie: That's a surprise.
Tina (indicating Mercedes and Artie): Do wewe hear this? This is very irritating. Every time, it's always someone like Rachel who gets every line and every chance in the spotlight, while we sit and listen. Do wewe know how long it's been since Rory's ever gotten a storyline? Sugar doesn't do that much anymore, either. And what about us, Mike?
Rory (whispering to Sugar): This is literally the most I've heard out of her all season.
Sugar (whispering back): She sounds like a whiny toddler.
Rachel (to Tina): Tina, can I be honest? You're uigizaji a little crazy. There are and will be times where wewe get in the spotlight.
Tina: Since when? Every time either me au Mike tries to even speak, one of wewe guys will interrupt and tell us to shut up. And when wewe speak, Rachel, everyone blindly listens like they're hypnotized!
Sam (to Mercedes and Joe): Very true.
Tina (to Rachel): I'll only be in the spotlight for one mwaka in high school, and that's inayofuata year. Then I'll be out of this school for good. People like Artie and Blaine will be out of here inayofuata year, too, but they got a chance to perform and get solos. At least let me stand out once this mwaka and receive one of those big round of applauses that wewe always get.
(Before Tina walks out of the door, she hears Blaine speak.)
Blaine: But Rachel's the leader, and the best singer in the whole group.
(Silence. Tina shakes her head in rage.)
Tina (to herself, walking out of the door): I can be a really talented singer just like Rachel!
(Just when she walks out the door, a football comes flying at her head, knocking her down to the ground. She lays there for about 20 sekunde before Kurt, Mr. Schue, and Mike come out.)
Tina's Thoughts: God, everything seems blurry. Now it's clearing up.
Mr. Schue: Are wewe okay?
Mike: Can wewe hear me?
Kurt: Oh, God, we're losing her!
Tina's Thoughts: Wait, that's not Mr. Schue. He has brunette hair, not blonde. That's not his face, either.
(Tina looks at what it looks to be Mike and Kurt.)
Tina's Thoughts: Michael Robert Chang...that's definitely not you. Why do wewe have dreads? And Kurt isn't that tall. He has Finn's face. What is going on here?
(It actually turns out to be Sue Sylvester who swapped with Mr. Schue, Joe Hart who swapped with Mike Chang, and Finn Hudson who swapped with Kurt Hummel. Tina shakes her head, trying to figure out what's going on.)
Sue (as Mr. Schue): Come on, guys. Let's get her an ice pack.
(Kurt and Mike--aka Finn and Joe--help Tina into the choir room. They put her in a chair inayofuata to Finn.)
Tina's Thoughts: Is...is that you, Finn? No, I think that's Kurt. Finn definitely doesn't have that baby face.
Kurt (as Finn, to Tina): Rachel, are wewe okay? wewe don't want to hurt yourself again. wewe remember booty camp last year, right?
Tina: W..what?
Kurt (as Finn): wewe don't remember?
Quinn (as Sugar): Wow, she must have been really clumsy then.
(Tina looked down at her clothes. She was wearing knee-high socks, flats, and a blue dress. She looked up at everyone else. Instead of Blaine in his signature bowties and sweaters, he's in the back of the choir room with graphic T-Shirts and a mohawk like Puck. Instead of Artie in a wheelchair with his glasses and sweaters, he's in a Cheerios uniform inayofuata to Mercedes in a Cheerios uniform.)
Tina's Thoughts: Everyone has changed. What's going on?
Rachel (as Tina, scooting over inayofuata to her): Rachel, I know you're all about perfection and stuff. I understand that this headache you're having is upsetting you. wewe do need to rock it in the Nationals performances. But can I at least have one solo this year?
Tina (as Rachel, all of a sudden): Tina, you'll get your chance inayofuata year. Don't be such a rush.
Rachel (as Tina): But wewe get too many chances at spotlight--
Joe (as Mike, putting his arm around Rachel): Tina, you're overreacting. You'll get your solo soon.
Sugar (as Quinn, aloud): Everyone, wewe might all forget kwa the inayofuata few episodes au whatever time, but vote Quinn Fabray for prom queen!
Artie (as Santana): Not at all, Wheels 2.0.
Brittany (as Mercedes): It's time for my chokoleti thunder to shine!
Rory (as Sam): You're no skim milk, baby. You're just rising to the top.
Quinn (as Sugar, hugging Sam tightly): Rory, I upendo wewe so much. I don't want wewe to leave! I'm never letting wewe go.
Mr. Schue (as Sue): Enough, sloppy babies! Rachel, come up here and sing for us so we can hear how you'll sound for Nationals.
Sue (as Mr. Schue): Rachel, onyesha us what wewe got.
(Tina got up slowly and faced everyone in the choir room. Mr. Schue just rolled his eyes, uigizaji very much like Sue Sylvester. Finn and Puck seemed to be holding hands throughout all of the chaos going around. Blaine was in the back, yawning and checking his phone. Artie and Mercedes were locking pinkies with each other like Brittany and Santana would do. Tina seemed nervous but excited.)
Tina (as Rachel): First, I would like to thank all of wewe for giving me this chance at Nationals, and I hope it goes well. Well, I hope wewe enjoy my number.
(Kurt seemed pretty proud of her, Rachel is slouching in the front row, and Joe starts to do a dance as the muziki for Tina's song starts to play.)
Tina's Thoughts: This is my moment. It sounds pretty weird, but it's the best moment of my life--
(Someone seemed to smack Tina in the face, and everything turns back to normal. Tina looks up at Kurt, Mr. Schue, Sue, Sugar, and Mike. The rest of the Glee club stood behind them.)
Sue: Get up, Girl Jackie Chan! No time for sleeping!
Mr. Schue: We're wasting time here, Tina.
Kurt: Hurry this up. I have a scheduled make-out session with Blaine I have to get to.
Sugar: Looks like Sleeping Beauty's trying to get her 2 dakika of notice here.
Mike: Tina, can wewe stand up, please?
Rachel: So, who wants to hear me sing?
Tina's Thoughts: I knew it was too good to be true.
Well, what did wewe think? I hope wewe liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Six!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Eight!!!
I have been saving up my pennies for decades, I am up to 12. FINALLY I have enough to go to the carnival. I go with my daddy. He buys me some cotton candy. I say 'this cotton Candy tastes like Kurt and Blaine look!' He gives me a weird look and spins ANTICLOCKWISE(lol) while saying'I have to go kwa Finn a new sweater, bye shortbread' and flies away singin'GO Your Own Way' kwa Fleetwood Mac.'Shortbread? He has never called me that before'says my brain. Is when your brain saying something is it thinking? But thats not my problem.My problem is how am I going to get home? Then, just my luck, a magical KLAINEBOW shows up with cartoon Kurt and Blaines on it. Thousands of them. I climb on to a stray upinde wa mvua unicorn and have a magical trip home!
kwa klaine_forever
kwa klaine_forever
Kurt is a wonderful character, my favuorite character from the series. He shows alot of courage throughout the series and he dosent care what people say. He always speaks his mind and is and indipendant person. He may be gay, but that makes no difference to who we are, and people need to exept that. Kurt represents the gay community and is proud of it. Anyone who has other thoughts about how kurt dresses au speaks needs to look at there output on the world. It is important that our media has characters like kurt and that we need to be shown that people like kurt are no different than us, And that is why KURT ROCKS!!!
Proudly,
Jointhehunt
Proudly,
Jointhehunt
The 38-year-old singer and actress is expected to appear in the back nine episodes of the first season and would play the coach to rival Glee club Vocal Adrenaline.
Idina’s Wicked co-star, Kristin Chenoweth, also appeared on Glee earlier in the season, playing a down-on-her-luck singer with a penchant for drinking.
Glee’s fall finale is TONIGHT at 9/8c on fox, mbweha and will return on April 13, 2010 after American Idol finishes its run.
link
