upendo Puck!
Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.
Puck: Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.
Puck: That Rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing.
Puck: It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.
Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Puck: Know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes au how the slushee drips into your underpants. It's the humiliation.
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will...
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