THE NEW AND ONLY SPEARS OF WILLIAM MCKINLEY
"Hello, I'm Brittany S. Pierce. Not only I'm here to prove I'm not the shadow of the pop singer, Britney Spears, I'm here to explain to all of wewe why I should be the inayofuata class president.
Yes, I may not be president material as some of wewe want me to be, but I feel all of your pain and sadness. Why even one afternoon, I saw someone drink a whole bunch of cough medicine in the Chemistry classroom because some football jock was messing with him. And another girl was ashamed of her appearance and is often called 'Freckled Fatty'. I want all of wewe to...
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