Harmony in POA

So this is just an off the cuff H/Hr summary I ended up uandishi while goofying around on Facebook. It's basically a mwaka kwa mwaka satire on the obvious reasons why Harmony should be togther. Enjoy!

Year One:
“Come here Babe, let me fix your glasses and tell wewe you're brave and fearless before wewe go get the Sorcerer's Stone.”
“Oh thanks Hon, you're the best! Clever and cute too. I'm Harry kwa the way.”
“I know, I'm Hermione...”

Year Two:
“Babe, you're glasses are broken again. Let me fix them and give wewe the answer to the Chamber of Secrets before I'm petrified.”
“Thanks for...