Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?
As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for wewe after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw wewe leave with Harry!Where did wewe all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did wewe do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy wewe three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no zaidi people to annoy.I do enjoy making wewe angry."
"So I guess wewe don't wanna hear the story then,do ya Em?" I said
"Now when did wewe hear me say that? Come on, tell us!"
We told them the story of what happened and they were both freaked out,well Emily at least, Nix was just doing her own thing,as always.
"What!They have a giant 3-headed monster in the school?"
"Well that sounds like a fascinating creature. Maybe I should tell my father about it."
"Um,okay wewe do that.But get this, we think it's guarding something." alisema Hermione
"Well whatever it is it's well guarded cause I am NEVER going back in there again!"said Michy
"What's wrong?Don't want to pay big ol' Fluffy another visit" I say "Nah, I'm only kidding I don't want to either.One of the scariest things in my life!"
While Hermione slept,we kept on talking about what could possibly be under the trap door.I am a very curious person, and the trapdoor was really getting to me, I couldn't let it go for anything in the world.Well except for another nightmare.
It was pretty much the same like the last one, except it was Michy instead of Harry, and surrounding her were the people I never wanted to see again, The ones that taunted me for 2 years,before I came to Hogwarts.They were just there, laughing with her, like they did before.I wish I could turn them into toads so bad, and then I woke up. I wiped the sweat trickling down my forehead and cleaned of the eye boogers before finally changing and going down to breakfast.
* * *
All through the inayofuata day,I couldn't help thinking about what happened last night,and my dream. I walked into the Great Hall for breakfast and found I wasn't the only one thinking about the giant dog.Harry and Ron were deep in discussion about it.
"It's either really valuable au really dangerous" alisema Ron
"Or both" alisema Harry
"Are wewe guys talking about what was it that was guarded kwa the giant fluff ball?"
"Yeah, and Harry suspects its what Hagrid took from the kuba that almost got robbed, remember?"
"Oh yeah. wewe really think it's that?"
"I don't think.I know" assured Harry
Meanwhile Hermione and Michy were the least bit interested of what was under the giant dog.All Michy cared about was never crossing paths with it again and Hermione was refusing to speak to any of us, which is actually a good thing cause who wants a bossy know-it-all to follow wewe around? All I really wanted was to get back at Malfoy, and well a week later I succeeded.
* * *
As the owls flooded into the Great Hall as usual, and long,thin package carried kwa six large owls was the big attention-grabber.I was just as interested as anyone else,but I decided not to onyesha it,but that didnt stop me from being amazed at the fact that it landed inayofuata to me, right in front of Harry.Right after the owls left another owl dropped a letter on juu of the package.Harry looked at the paper as if it was a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chokoleti Factory,which made me wish Hermione would turn into a giant blueberry, and that Malfoy would be deemed "Bad Egg" and be thrown into a furnace.
(I DONT KNOW IF YOUVE WATCHED A VERY POTTER MUSICAL'S SEQUAL BUT I GOT THAT FROM THERE, CASUE RON SAYS IN THE MIRROR OF ERISED HE SEES HIMSELF THERE EATING A blueberry HERMIONE)
Harry showed Ron and me what it said:
DO NOT OPEN THE PARCEL AT THE TABLE.
It contains your new Nimbus Two Thousand but I don't want everybody knowing you've got a broomstick au they'll all want one. Oliver Wood will meet wewe tonight on the Quidditch feild at 7:00 for your first training session.
-Professor McGonagall
"A Nimbus Two Thousand!" Ron moaned enviously."I never even touched one!"
We left the hall as fast as we could,wanting to open it before class, when we were blocked kwa Malfoy and his idiots.He grabbed the package from Harry's hand and felt it.
"That's a broomstick,"he said,throwing it back to Harry with a mixture of jealousy and spite on his face. "You'll be in for it this time,Potter,first years aren't allowed them."
Ron couldn't resist a comeback.
"It's not any old broomstick"he alisema "it's a Nimbus Two Thousand.What did wewe say wewe have at home, Malfoy,a Comet Two Sixty?" Ron grinned at Harry "Comets look flashy, but they're not in the same league as the Nimbus"
Oh come on Ron!You idiot. wewe just gave him something to get back at you.You never gloat about a material object unless wewe have it,especially if you're poor.
"And how would wewe know,Weasley,you couldn't afford half the handle," Malfoy snapped back "I suppose wewe and your brothers have to save up twig kwa twig."
I knew he was gonna say something like that. Before Ron could answer,Professor Flitwick appeared at Malfoy's elbows.
"Not arguing I hope,boys"
I cleared my throat.
"And girls" he adds after spotting me and Alison.
"Potter's been sent a broomstick,Professor" alisema Alison. What a snitch.
"Yes,yes that's right Ms. Finnigan" alisema Flitwick, beaming at Harry.Wait. SHE'S Seamus' sister?No wonder he alisema he doesn't get along with her. He told us she was in Slytherin, but this is just horrible.
Flitwick continued to talk."Professor McGonagall told me all about the special circumstances, Potter. And what model is it?"
"A Nimbus Two Thousand,sir"said Harry. I was fighting not to laugh at the look of horror on Malfoy's face. "And it's really thanks to Malfoy here that I got it,"he added.
We headed upstairs, trying to hold our laughter, me not succeeding,from Malfoy's obvious rage and confusion.The funniest was what we overheard after Flitwick left.
"Calm down Drackie, it's not good to get that angry."
"Shut up Alison!"
Oh man!Drackie? Really?She must be tight now.
"It's true though.If he hadn't stolen Neville's Remembrall I wouldn't be on the team."
"So I suppose wewe think that's a reward for breaking the rules"came an angry voice just behind us.It was Hermione, stomping up the stairs following us.
"I though wewe weren't speaking to us?" alisema Harry.
"Yes,don't stop now"said Ron "it's doing us so much good."
Hermione marched away with her nose in the air.
(BY THE WAY, BEFORE wewe GUYS HASSLE ME SAYING THAT CHARLIE AND THE chokoleti FACTORY WAS MAD IN LIKE 2005, wewe SHOULD KNOW I WAS REFERENCING THE 1970'S ONE, WHICH I alisema BAD EGG INSTEAD OF BAD NUT, wewe KNOW WHAT I MEAN IF YOU'VE SEEN BOTH)
As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for wewe after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw wewe leave with Harry!Where did wewe all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did wewe do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy wewe three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no zaidi people to annoy.I do enjoy making wewe angry."
"So I guess wewe don't wanna hear the story then,do ya Em?" I said
"Now when did wewe hear me say that? Come on, tell us!"
We told them the story of what happened and they were both freaked out,well Emily at least, Nix was just doing her own thing,as always.
"What!They have a giant 3-headed monster in the school?"
"Well that sounds like a fascinating creature. Maybe I should tell my father about it."
"Um,okay wewe do that.But get this, we think it's guarding something." alisema Hermione
"Well whatever it is it's well guarded cause I am NEVER going back in there again!"said Michy
"What's wrong?Don't want to pay big ol' Fluffy another visit" I say "Nah, I'm only kidding I don't want to either.One of the scariest things in my life!"
While Hermione slept,we kept on talking about what could possibly be under the trap door.I am a very curious person, and the trapdoor was really getting to me, I couldn't let it go for anything in the world.Well except for another nightmare.
It was pretty much the same like the last one, except it was Michy instead of Harry, and surrounding her were the people I never wanted to see again, The ones that taunted me for 2 years,before I came to Hogwarts.They were just there, laughing with her, like they did before.I wish I could turn them into toads so bad, and then I woke up. I wiped the sweat trickling down my forehead and cleaned of the eye boogers before finally changing and going down to breakfast.
* * *
All through the inayofuata day,I couldn't help thinking about what happened last night,and my dream. I walked into the Great Hall for breakfast and found I wasn't the only one thinking about the giant dog.Harry and Ron were deep in discussion about it.
"It's either really valuable au really dangerous" alisema Ron
"Or both" alisema Harry
"Are wewe guys talking about what was it that was guarded kwa the giant fluff ball?"
"Yeah, and Harry suspects its what Hagrid took from the kuba that almost got robbed, remember?"
"Oh yeah. wewe really think it's that?"
"I don't think.I know" assured Harry
Meanwhile Hermione and Michy were the least bit interested of what was under the giant dog.All Michy cared about was never crossing paths with it again and Hermione was refusing to speak to any of us, which is actually a good thing cause who wants a bossy know-it-all to follow wewe around? All I really wanted was to get back at Malfoy, and well a week later I succeeded.
* * *
As the owls flooded into the Great Hall as usual, and long,thin package carried kwa six large owls was the big attention-grabber.I was just as interested as anyone else,but I decided not to onyesha it,but that didnt stop me from being amazed at the fact that it landed inayofuata to me, right in front of Harry.Right after the owls left another owl dropped a letter on juu of the package.Harry looked at the paper as if it was a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chokoleti Factory,which made me wish Hermione would turn into a giant blueberry, and that Malfoy would be deemed "Bad Egg" and be thrown into a furnace.
(I DONT KNOW IF YOUVE WATCHED A VERY POTTER MUSICAL'S SEQUAL BUT I GOT THAT FROM THERE, CASUE RON SAYS IN THE MIRROR OF ERISED HE SEES HIMSELF THERE EATING A blueberry HERMIONE)
Harry showed Ron and me what it said:
DO NOT OPEN THE PARCEL AT THE TABLE.
It contains your new Nimbus Two Thousand but I don't want everybody knowing you've got a broomstick au they'll all want one. Oliver Wood will meet wewe tonight on the Quidditch feild at 7:00 for your first training session.
-Professor McGonagall
"A Nimbus Two Thousand!" Ron moaned enviously."I never even touched one!"
We left the hall as fast as we could,wanting to open it before class, when we were blocked kwa Malfoy and his idiots.He grabbed the package from Harry's hand and felt it.
"That's a broomstick,"he said,throwing it back to Harry with a mixture of jealousy and spite on his face. "You'll be in for it this time,Potter,first years aren't allowed them."
Ron couldn't resist a comeback.
"It's not any old broomstick"he alisema "it's a Nimbus Two Thousand.What did wewe say wewe have at home, Malfoy,a Comet Two Sixty?" Ron grinned at Harry "Comets look flashy, but they're not in the same league as the Nimbus"
Oh come on Ron!You idiot. wewe just gave him something to get back at you.You never gloat about a material object unless wewe have it,especially if you're poor.
"And how would wewe know,Weasley,you couldn't afford half the handle," Malfoy snapped back "I suppose wewe and your brothers have to save up twig kwa twig."
I knew he was gonna say something like that. Before Ron could answer,Professor Flitwick appeared at Malfoy's elbows.
"Not arguing I hope,boys"
I cleared my throat.
"And girls" he adds after spotting me and Alison.
"Potter's been sent a broomstick,Professor" alisema Alison. What a snitch.
"Yes,yes that's right Ms. Finnigan" alisema Flitwick, beaming at Harry.Wait. SHE'S Seamus' sister?No wonder he alisema he doesn't get along with her. He told us she was in Slytherin, but this is just horrible.
Flitwick continued to talk."Professor McGonagall told me all about the special circumstances, Potter. And what model is it?"
"A Nimbus Two Thousand,sir"said Harry. I was fighting not to laugh at the look of horror on Malfoy's face. "And it's really thanks to Malfoy here that I got it,"he added.
We headed upstairs, trying to hold our laughter, me not succeeding,from Malfoy's obvious rage and confusion.The funniest was what we overheard after Flitwick left.
"Calm down Drackie, it's not good to get that angry."
"Shut up Alison!"
Oh man!Drackie? Really?She must be tight now.
"It's true though.If he hadn't stolen Neville's Remembrall I wouldn't be on the team."
"So I suppose wewe think that's a reward for breaking the rules"came an angry voice just behind us.It was Hermione, stomping up the stairs following us.
"I though wewe weren't speaking to us?" alisema Harry.
"Yes,don't stop now"said Ron "it's doing us so much good."
Hermione marched away with her nose in the air.
(BY THE WAY, BEFORE wewe GUYS HASSLE ME SAYING THAT CHARLIE AND THE chokoleti FACTORY WAS MAD IN LIKE 2005, wewe SHOULD KNOW I WAS REFERENCING THE 1970'S ONE, WHICH I alisema BAD EGG INSTEAD OF BAD NUT, wewe KNOW WHAT I MEAN IF YOU'VE SEEN BOTH)
siagi "Beer" recipe from Harry Potter I made it myself. Its sorta like hot chokoleti but without chocolate. wewe take 1 au if for two people 2 cups of maziwa put it on the stove keep it from boiling. wewe just want it hot but wewe dont want it to really boil. Ok add a cup of butterscotch schnapps. Then a splash of vanilla extract. A half of cup of sugar. Then a couple of spoon fulls of vanilla flavor coffee creamer. add a little yellow chakula coloring. And a tsp of butter. Then juu with WHipped cream!!
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled wewe once,
Now I dueled wewe twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!
CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this
(gryffindorgal made the last part)
become a shabiki of us and we will make zaidi spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if wewe become a fan!
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled wewe once,
Now I dueled wewe twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!
CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this
(gryffindorgal made the last part)
become a shabiki of us and we will make zaidi spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if wewe become a fan!
It was a crisp autumn eve on the Hogwarts express. Albus, James and Rosie where eating cauldron cakes and goofing off, when suddenly an owl soared kwa and tapped furiously on the glass. Albus opened the window and the owl burst in and stuck out its leg at Albus. Albus unstrapped the note attached to its leg. The owl stared into Albus' eyes and glared.
Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" alisema Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if wewe ever want to see your parents again wewe will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" alisema James.
"This doesn't add up" alisema Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." alisema James. "We will!" they all alisema in unison.
Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" alisema Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if wewe ever want to see your parents again wewe will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" alisema James.
"This doesn't add up" alisema Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." alisema James. "We will!" they all alisema in unison.
All over the world people are howling
About those great vitabu kwa J. K. Rowling
Three little vitabu that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With ufagio that fly and a vazi, pazia that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his mwaka
But it's zaidi than one mwaka - it's going to be Seven!
For the lovers of ndoto that sounds like heaven!
If wewe haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, wewe really ought 'ter!
About those great vitabu kwa J. K. Rowling
Three little vitabu that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With ufagio that fly and a vazi, pazia that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his mwaka
But it's zaidi than one mwaka - it's going to be Seven!
For the lovers of ndoto that sounds like heaven!
If wewe haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, wewe really ought 'ter!