50. People say that wewe have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, wewe know wewe have never read au seen too much Harry Potter.
48. wewe own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. wewe own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written kwa J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
46. Your inayopendelewa vitabu and sinema is Harry Potter.
45. wewe compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. wewe quote the novels…all the time.
43. wewe not only quote the novels, wewe allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
42. When your friends/family see new Potter information before wewe do, they make sure to
call au barua pepe wewe because they know what a shabiki wewe are.
41. People buy (or take bila mpangilio pictures) bila mpangilio and unusual Harry Potter things for wewe because they know wewe are a diehard shabiki and will appreciate it.
40. wewe want/tried to write with a quill just to see how it would go.
39. wewe want a puppy to name so wewe can name him Padfoot.
38. wewe learned a new skill to express your Harry Potter creativity – i.e.) deviant art, banners, drawing)
37. wewe find yourself saying dunderhead to insult someone.
36. wewe are absolutely sure that Sirius Radio is just an undercover extension of Harry Potter taking over the radio.
35. wewe really want to visit Wizards Weasley Wheezes.
34. wewe cannot go to England without going to oxford so wewe can see part of ‘Hogwarts.’
33. wewe want to visit King’s kuvuka, msalaba too, to take pictures with Platform 9 ¾
32.You want an owl…
31. wewe can pronounce ‘Hermione.’ But say it like Viktor Krum for laughs. “Herm-o-ninny!”
30. wewe say “Lumos” to turn on the lights.
29. wewe have referred to those less than wewe as ‘Muggles.’
28. wewe really wish Avada Kedavra worked…
27. wewe would upendo some Veritaserum.
26. You’ve tried those Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured jelly Beans made kwa jelly Belly just because wewe wanted to feel zaidi like a wizard…although the flavours do include vomit,
nyasi and earwax.
25. wewe celebrate Harry Potter on July 31 each year!
24.You calls mirrors ‘Erised.’
23. wewe want a classic toy train…except it needs to look like the Hogwarts Express.
22. wewe know which Hogwart’s House wewe would be sorted into and regardless of stereotypes wewe are proud of which one wewe subscribe you.
21. wewe call the teachers/professors wewe do not like ‘Umbridge,’ and your boss from hell ‘Fudge.’
20. wewe mentally connect nearly everyone wewe meet to a) their Hogwarts house b) a Harry Potter character c) Death Eater, non-Death Eater.
19. wewe take a strangely active interest in the lives of the characters and the actors who play them on screen.
18. Helena Bonham Carter makes wewe Bellatrix Lestrange more-if not upendo her if wewe did not before. She is perfect for the role!
17. No one can say the number 394 without wewe smiling, laughing, au start day-dreaming.
16. Your inayopendelewa number is 394.
15. wewe cry whenever wewe hear the word ‘Always.’
14.You own/want/will buy one of the replicas of Voldemort’s horcruxes from the Noble Collection.
13. wewe read Artemis Fowl and thought of the Goblet of Fire
12. wewe were very happy when the oxford English Dictionary adopted ‘Muggle’ in 2003.
11. Your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter au Blog have had something Harry Potter related on it.
10. Your Marafiki come to wewe with any Harry Potter maswali because they know wewe will know for sure.
9. wewe really enjoy reminding all those Twilighters about the fact that Edward Cullen is being played kwa Cedric Diggory and that the WB changed the Half-Blood Prince’s release date, the first time, as to not insult Rowling’s work being released at the same time with Meyer.
8. wewe saw what happened to Fred Weasley in the Deathly Hallows and wewe considered uandishi a letter on his behalf to JKR.
A. It would go something like this “Dear J.K. Rowling, What?, WTF? Fred. xo”
7. wewe wish someone could upendo wewe the way Severus loved Lily.
A. wewe also think she’s an ungrateful b***h for treating him the way she did.
wewe want to hold it against J.K. Rowling for breaking part of your moyo but wewe don’t.
6. A little piece of wewe died with Severus.
A. Actually, wewe cried for Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, Lupin, and all the rest.
5. Every single time you’ve had a terrible experience in school wewe mutter to anyone who will listen and understand, “F----- this, I’m going to Hogwarts!”
4. wewe waited for your Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday and wewe are still waiting
3. wewe had severe Post-Potter Depression after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
A. wewe think J.K. Rowling traumatized you. Nothing will be able to compare to its greatness
2. wewe have gotten into arguments with people about the ‘facts’ in Harry Potter: what happened where, when, how and to whom?
1. wewe know exactly how many books, movies, words, pages, and even chapters are in the Harry Potter series.
A. 1,090,739 words/3,363 pages/199 chapters/17 hours and 14 minutes/8 movie/7 books
