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posted by AliMissXtotheO
After the sorting had finish, and McGonagall took the hat away, Ron and Harry grinned at each other. "Food, finally we get to eat." Ron grumbled. "That took way too long."

Hermione kicked him for what seemed like the millionth time today. "Ron! wewe know the sorting's zaidi important!" She scolded him.

"Nope it's not even close. I'm starving." Ron shot back.

The two contiuned to argue about it. "Do they fight a lot?" I askde Harry.

Harry shrugged. "Understatement." He told me. "It's like World War III when they do."

Ron and Hermione reminded me of Lisa and Jack, two of my muggle Marafiki back at home. They were really close, argued a lot, but still ended up as a couple. I missed them alot, to say the least. My mom had told them I was accepted into some honorable private school in England so we had to move, but I doubt they believed her.

Dumbledore once again tapped his spoon on his goblet. "I have only two words to say to you," he alisema to us in a deep voice that echoed all around the Great Hall. "Tuck in."

I stared at the table. "Did...did those plate just magically fill with food?" I asked in astonishment.

Ron snorted as pilled his plate. "Yeah, we're in a wizarding school in case wewe didn't know."

"No, I didn't." I rolled my eyes. "I also didn't happen to know my name was Lorena Adams. I meant since chakula is the first of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration so ...?"

Ron and Harry stared at me. It's an awkward feeling, when one is being stared at kwa Harry Potter and his best friend. "Grandpa's law of what?" Ron gawked.

"No, nothing to do with anyone's grandpa." Hermione sighed in frustration. "Food is one of the exceptions to Gramp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration. wewe can't make chakula appear from thin air. But where does the chakula come from?"

Ron feigned a gasp. "Did Hermione Granger just ask a question?"

"What question?" Someone placed a cold hand on my shoulder. I turned around. It felt like someone had poured water from the Arctic onto that tiny spot on my shoulded. Standing, well zaidi like floating before me was a ghost who looked like he had his head sliced off half way. I had never seen a ghost before and it just creeped me out.

"Who works in the kitchens, Nick?" Ron asked, his mouth stuffed with food.

"Oh nobody really. Just the house elves." the ghost answered.

Clang. At first I thought Ron had dropped his fork, but it was Hermione, who had knocked over her goblet. "House elves? House elves!" she shrieked. "There are house elves here?

Nick the ghost seemed surprised that she didn't know that. "Yes, why the greatest number in Britain in fact. Just over 100 I think."

"House elves, like slaves?" I was horrified that we, as humans could keep any intellegint creature, human au not as servants againest their will.

"They get paid, and sick days, and holidays, don't they?" Hermione added. I agreed with her.

Nick shrugged. "Oh they like working." How in the world could anyone like doing house work? Without some kind of payment au reward?

Hermione crossed her arms and huffed. "Slavery," she muttered. "I'm not eating another bite."

"Oh c'mon, 'Er-mind-knee," alisema Ron, spraying everyone around with pudding. Then he swallowed. "You won't get them sick leave kwa starving yourself!"

Hermione slapped her hand on the table. "I alisema I'm not eating another bite!" She yelled at Ron, who shrank away.

And she didn't.

As much as I would like to say I refused to kumeza anymore chakula that came from works of slavery, I can not because I didn't. I loaded my plate and as soon as Nick the ghost left, dug in. Believe me, having your chakula being stared at kwa a half beheaded ghost is not exactly a comforting eating enviorment.

I pretty much ate the whole meal in silence, thinking about those poor elves. Execpt for those times when someone would ask a question. It was awkward after I had finished. Neither me nor Hermione were having a conversation with anyone. I am not a socially awkward person, most of the time. However today, I felt extra awkward just sitting there. I thought of the only, and probably the lamest excuse to leave.

"Where's the bathroom?" I asked her.

Hermione look at me with a puzzled expresison on her face. "Bathroom? Why are wewe taking a bath in the middle of the feast?"

Oh. That's right. I had forgotten that 'using the bathroom' was refered to as 'using the toilet.'

"I mean the toilets. Sorry." I corrected.

"In the corridor straight across from the Great Hall." She directed me. "Do wewe need me to come?"

I shook my head. "I think I can find it. Thanks."

The bathroom was dimly lit. I leaned againest the cool ukuta for a few minutes, Dumbledore should be starting his speech in a few minutes. I think I had past enough time.

Just as I walked out of the bathroom, there were footsteps coming my way. I didn't really give it much thought, that is until the person walked into view. Blond hair, scowling, and a green on his robes. Who else was could it be, but Malfoy? I really wished I had brought the buttersock.

As I walked past him, he pushed me on the shoulder.

"What do wewe want Malfoy?" I scowled.

He stuck out his hand, which surprised me. "I never got the chance to introduce myself properly on the train." He scowled, I pressume at the memory. "Malfoy, Draco Malfoy."

Did this kid have some kind of mutiple personality disorder? Like really. I stared at him, and he just stood there with his hand out. I should've stayed in the Great Hall with Hermione, Ron, and Harry and avoided this.

"Well?" He asked me after a dakika of awkward silence, well, awkward for me. He just stood there expressionless.

I still didn't know what to say au do. "Um hi...? Get to the point Malfoy. What do wewe want?"

"How do wewe know I want anything?"

"People like wewe don't just introduce themselves to people in a friendly maner without any purpose." I had thought this was obvious...appearently not. "Now what in hell do wewe want?" I was running out of paitence.

"Just be warned Adams." He scowled at me...again. "Some wizarding families are better than the rest. Even though you're in the house of the scrawny, I can still help wewe with that."

I almost choked on laughter. "Are wewe blind?"

"How do wewe know you're not the blind one?" He raised one eyebrow.

"Because I've lived my life in light unlike you. Now if you'll excuse me, I don't have all night." I shoved him aside. Guess what that brat did? Scowl at me.

When I got back to the Great Hall, all the dishes had been cleared and the tables cleaned. I took my kiti, kiti cha inayofuata to Harry and Hermione.

"What took wewe so long?" Ron asked. "You missed your first dessert."

"Malfoy."

"What happened?" looked at me.

Harry turned around. "It's a pity wewe left the buttersock here."

I nodded. "It is. He's such a brat. I'll tell wewe later." I pointed at the the headmaster. "Dumbledore."

Dumbledore was now getting up from his kiti, kiti cha to make his "announcement" whatever that was going to be about.

I looked around the Hall, and four tables away, sat Draco Malfoy. He was looking at me, and even from four tables away, I could see the scowl etched in his face.

"What a git," Ron told me when he realized what I was looking at.

I couldn't have agreed more.
posted by narniafreak12
 The Tri-Wizard Champion!
The Tri-Wizard Champion!
So, I was buzy making picks to decide your favourite Tri-wizard champion, and I've decided to onyesha the results in a countdown!

4. Fleur Delacour
In at number 4 is Fleur! She was always going to be last, with wewe calling her 'a twit', 'over-the-top feminine' and 'little miss perfect'. She Lost wewe guys pretty badly, but I don't think she did too bad in the tornament, but hey, that's just my opinion.

3. Viktor Krum
At number 3, Krum! This Bulgarian seeker seemed to annoy alot of you, including me! Whether it was because he seemed 'bleh' (your words), au because of the friction it caused between Ron...
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posted by LilysLittleTwin
Authors note: If wewe don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If wewe believed me for a second, quit kusoma now.

~Interview with a Mary Sue~

Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.

LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?

AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.

LLT:...
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Warnings: PG-13. Mild language. Mild violence.
Char.: Barty Crouch Jr, Sirius Black. The Crouch family in the later chaps.
This is NOT a slash fic.
Summary: Sirius and Barty Jr., unaware of it, end up in the same detention, which leads into battle of egos until they have to learn that each others are only human after all and even find something in common. The other chapters are something else though related to the first..
Chapters: Four. (4). The 2nd & later, do not base on any game topic anymore and so are completely written kwa me and are all about the Crouch family.
Author(s): WolfAngel'JR...
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posted by vanillaicecream
1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. …and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. ..except him, that is.

8. The inayofuata time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick?...
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posted by crazyduds2
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks wewe why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap muziki from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At bila mpangilio times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have wewe left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to jiunge wewe for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that wewe have a secret. When they ask wewe what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes kwa and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for wewe (even if wewe have no intention of kusoma them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them wewe think the sinema are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the vitabu on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions...
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1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. kanzu, koti their entire jikoni with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every saa on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any flowers in their garden with the ever maarufu water squirting flowers....
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posted by serenafan122
For several long seconds, George’s mind refused -- no, was unable -- to comprehend what his eyes were telling it. He could not believe it; surely it was not possible. A joke, au a misunderstanding, au something serious, but not that serious, not enough to warrant the tears on everyone’s faces, nor his mother’s silence and outstretched arms. Not enough for Charlie’s pale face and blank eyes, nor Ginny’s quiet whimpers, nor Percy’s shoulders, heaving with silent sobs.

And then the awareness seeped through, the sight of Fred’s body registered, and there was something in his throat,...
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hi im caitlín and i enjoy kusoma both harry potter and twiight vitabu but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing vitabu to read and wewe dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!
I don´t know if this part will be a little bit confusing for some ppl but i hope wewe like it!
I really upendo to write this story...
Thank wewe so much




His eyes were blue as always… but cold, intimidating, as the eyes of a wolf. We were in a room where I had never been before what surprised me. It was a small room with many old broken tables and chairs stowed on juu of each other, wood shelves wrapped in buibui webs caring old goblets. In one corner was a large mirror blurry kwa dust, all of it was made of dhahabu and I could see my face reflected in it. I was pale like a ghost and his eyes were still...
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When i first watched this film, my first thought was that the film was absolutly brilliant but different from the book although it did have 400 pages ad so it was a lot to put in.
I thought the bad thing about this film was the absolutly rubbish kiss kwa daniel radcliff and cho chang because it was too long and really wierd.
The good thing about the film was the special effects that made wewe belive that it was there really happening. Also, i wish we saw zaidi of ginny, all she did was glare at cho chang which is boring. there wasn't much talking but lots of magic and exitment. I thought that...
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posted by Pinnipedi
wewe hear a lot about house hybrids but not much about their actual characteristics? I just wanted to write something on what each hybrid would be like. What do wewe think? BTW I was just trying to paint a picture of a stereotypical hybrid for each one. I wasn't saying all hybrids have ALL these qualities

Gryffinclaw

-Messy, prone to being very dysfunctional, don't work well within this society

-Would break the law to uphold the truth

-Against "the system"

-Spends a disproportionate of time online and not enough on school/work/uni

-Loud about their views

-Probably believes in the concept of "universal...
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This is a Scorecard of The Hogwarts School Teachers from Harry Potter vitabu and Movies, The Five rankings are Love, Like, Neutral, Dislike and Hate.

List:

*Albus Dumbledore - Love
*Minerva McGonagall - Love
*Rubeus Hagrid - Love
*Remus Lupin - Love
*Rolanda Hooch - Like
*Sybill Trelawney - Like
*Horace Slughorn - Like
*Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - Like
*Pomona Sprout - Like
*Filius Flitwick - Like
*Severus Snape - Like
*Gilderoy Lockhart - Neutral
*Quirinus Quirrell - Neutral
*Dolores Umbridge - Hate
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