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posted by crazyduds2
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks wewe why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap muziki from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At bila mpangilio times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have wewe left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to jiunge wewe for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that wewe have a secret. When they ask wewe what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes kwa and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
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This speech was aliyopewa kwa Cheryl Klein, a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine vitabu (an imprint of Scholastic Inc.), and continuity editor for the American editions of Harry Potter (books 5, 6, and 7 I believe.) She made this speech and gave it at the Terminus 2008 Harry Potter conference in Chicago, Illinois. The speech is about Harry Potter and why we upendo it, using these four elements: character, voice, theme, and plot. Enjoy!

•    My name is Cheryl Klein
•    I’m a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine Books, an imprint of Scholastic Inc.
•    And...
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posted by Flora_Swift
"Pheonix, I heard that a muggle called Joan Rowling wrote a book about me." alisema Harry Potter one day.
"Harry, I know and I've read it. It seems that even though I'm just as famous as you, she doesn't mention me in the book. Oh yes, niether did she mention Lily." replied a girl sitting inayofuata to Harry. She had long dark brown hair and misty blue eyes, she was so beautiful. Actually, she's not just a girl, she is Phoenix White, Harry Potter's cousin.
Harry smiled and replied, "Lily, I think she is much zaidi famous than the two of us. She is just so brave and loyal, it was such a comfort to know...
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 Bella rules!
Bella rules!
FUUUUUUUU!
My friend just alisema twilight is better than harry potter!
Here is our convo:
"So twihard au potter head ? We both know who's better" Me
"Yhea"
Potters
Twilight
I think not!
Oh yhea!?
Yhea! And to prove wewe are wrong... I challenge wewe to a dule!
Your on!
And also... whoever wins is the better non-fiction fan.
*after much explaining we step into dule positions*
wewe go first. Me
Ok! I turn into a werewolf!
Avada Kerdavra the werewolf.
*she runs off crying*

I think she's crazy. So your opinion. Hp au Twilight?
 Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
601: i will not try to make a kuvuka, msalaba breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons
602: transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid betwen beavers and platapus's, beaverpus's and otter,beaverpus's with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpus's with normal platapus's, extra beaverpusy beavterpus withregular otters just to create the ultimate aquatic mammal. (?)
603: just becuase moody can through wood doesnt mean i should ask him what boggart looks like
604:I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumpinginto the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean
605:-likewise...
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501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using upendo potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in upendo with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take imba requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this orodha being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself...
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301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.
303. Neither are the ghosts.
304. I am not a magical creature.
305. I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
306. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate upendo child.
307. Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
308. Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of dhahabu under his bed.
309. -Or under his robe.
310. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.
311. Grindewald is not my role model.
312. -Neither is Voldemort.
313. I will not cast...
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