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1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if wewe can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your siku been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

7. songesha your dawati into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

8. Lay down a Muggle Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

9. Randomly ask "Did wewe feel that?" When they look at wewe curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become zaidi panicked kwa the minute.

10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them wewe "know of a potion that can cure that…"

11. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

12. Swat at flying memos which don't exist.

13. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it. Use Imperius if necessary.

14. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Then explain that the Legilimency lessons are working a little too well.

15. Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au mfuko wa fedha, mfuko and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

16. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

17. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

18. Charm one of your fingers to talk and use it to communicate with other passengers.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with your Extendable Ears.

20. Speak incantations when anyone presses a button. (Alohomora, for example)

21. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

22. Draw a little square on the floor with your wand and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

23. If anyone maswali any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.
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Who does it belong to then? Well, it belongs to the fanfiction writer link (Found on Fanfiction.net.) The fanfic that this song came from is called link. It's a Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter fanfic, and if that turns wewe off, then I'm sorry, but please do read this song. If wewe want to read this fanfic (And please do) then I must warn wewe that it has MATURE CONTENT and is rated M. That is all. Enjoy!


"12 Days of Christmas" Sung kwa Seamus, lyrics done kwa Galadriell.


On the first siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me a wilting Whomping Willow...
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Now that Harry Potter is over, I’ve made a little orodha of the films from my least-favorite to most inayopendelewa (as of now…it tends to change), listing some of the pros and cons of each. I wrote this just for fun, and I’d like to hear your thoughts as well. This is just my humble opinion, and I’m sure it will be different from yours, but no rude maoni please :)



#8. HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2004) Mike Newell
The fourth Harry Potter movie, whilst not being exactly the longest, feels like it’s the longest. The special effects are great, but in my point of view they hardly...
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A one-shot Harry Potter shabiki fiction..

What was Ron thinking when he received his prefect badge? What if Molly never showed up when Hermione was 'trying' to congratulate him?

It is from Ron's POV. Set is before 5th mwaka when he received his prefect badge. Some actions will be similar to what JKR wrote but some will be different.What would've been Ron's reaction if Molly never showed up? End will be different from what JKR wrote.

Is It Worth Crying?



Prefect Badge?

In his letter?

He's shocked beyond point when he came to know that Harry hadn't been made prefect; but what he was feeling now can't be...
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1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, wewe got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than wewe look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for wewe now!" *Prepare yourself kwa getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did wewe say something?"

5. "Why do wewe have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*

6. "Uh, I'm...
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