1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter vitabu and/or movies.
2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.
3. Quote Dobby.
4. Recite every Harry Potter spell wewe know in public.
5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from wewe (Ex: When in a car au an elevator). If wewe don't have a book with you, recite from memory.
6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and krisimasi and demand they keep it and treasure it forever.
7. Rewrite their inayopendelewa song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.
8. Crowd their kasha pokezi with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.
9. Start imba a Sorting Hat song at bila mpangilio moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know what comes next.
10. Make them play Quidditch with you.
11. Give all of their Marafiki Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address wewe as such in public.
13. Always speak with a British accent—especially if wewe aren't from the U.K.
14. Refer to real places kwa Harry Potter names.
15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.
16. Draw round glasses and a lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture wewe come across… in permanent marker.
17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every siku life.
18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. (Ex: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall.) And whenever someone asks wewe where something is, use these names.
19. Change them immediately if they figure what the names refer to.
20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.
21. …refuse to explain what a thestral is.
22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a totally fake British accent when offering anyone food.
23. Pretend wewe can do magic.
24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.
25. Yell, "Get away from me death eater!" whenever they get near you.
26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.
27. …laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.
28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.
30. Break any awkward silences kwa saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"
31. Tell a very long joke using a Harry Potter joke as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.
32. …make sure the joke isn't funny.
33. Use the titles "You-Know-You" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to bila mpangilio people.
34. …make sure no one knows who you're talking about.
35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors…politicians) and ask them to jiunge S.P.E.W.
36. …hand fliers advertising it to bila mpangilio passerby.
37. ripoti Dumbledore's death to your local authorities
38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.
39. Pop up in places you're not supposed to be and insist that wewe were only trying to Apparate.
40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken time turner.
41. Deck yourself out in all Harry Potter gear when wewe know you'll be going to a public place.
42. Walk past a ukuta over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on it. When wewe receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm looking for the Room of Requirement!"
43. Every time wewe see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.
44. If anyone tells wewe you'll go to hell for kusoma Harry Potter, either: a) jump up and down and tell them wewe can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; au d) ask them to back this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.
45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.
46. …add commentary. (Oh, this is where they…)
47. When one of the sinema is on TV, call to remind them.
48. …every five minutes.
49. If they ask wewe for your phone number, tell the it's 6-2-4-4-2.
50. Say, "Alohamora!" every time wewe open a door.
51. Sort every person wewe meet into one of the four Houses.
52. Follow them around while uigizaji out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to jiunge in, and act offended when they don't.
53. Count downs to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, au when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) zaidi days!" in the middle of every conversation wewe have with your friend. Smile in a superior way (preferably something close to Draco Malfoy) when they ask what you're counting down to.
54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.
55. Refuse to be comforted.
56. Ask them to help wewe study for your O.W.L.'s and N.E.W.T.'s.
57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.
58. Talk to wanyama and insist that they're Animagi.
59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize wewe can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, au Knuts.
60. Run up to bila mpangilio men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew wewe were alive!!"
61. Point at modern electronic devices an loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with…"
62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society. (Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).
63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been accepted to attend Hogwarts.
64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that wewe possess the Sorcerer's Stone.
65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
every conversation and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
67. …refuse to provide an explanation.
68. Tap all brick walls wewe encounter with an umbrella.
69. Say "Lumos" every time wewe turn on a light.
70. Point and grunt and insist that wewe are speaking Troll.
71. Refuse to wash our hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.
72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your ufagio to fly.
73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three sinema with you.
74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.
75. Shriek loudly and insist you're speaking Mermish.
76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.
77. …when this doesn't work, throw a fit.
78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber bata is.
79. Talk like Hagrid.
80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "These silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like.
81. Take them to a CD store and make them help wewe look for the newest Weird Sisters album.
82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as wewe soul rips in two.
83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.
84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain further.
85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly, and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.
86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme to become the new National Anthem.
87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."
88. …when asked for an explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.
89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.
90. If they ask wewe about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
91. Use black and green markers to draw the Dark Mark on your left forearm.
92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.
93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?
94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year—especially if maroon isn't their color.
95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that wewe have to wait because the staircases are moving.
96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking noise and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.
97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.
98. Toss a small handful of moto and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"
99. If wewe go to a train station with them, loudly ask bila mpangilio people if they know where wewe can find Platform 9 ¾. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.
100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.
101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that wewe missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and wewe need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.
102. At your inayofuata sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as our friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and scream that wewe dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.
103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. songesha the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.
104. Hang them upside down kwa their ankle with rope when wewe yell "Levicopus!" in their room.
105. Throw things in the air and say that you've mastered Wingardium Leviosa.
106. Don't tell them what it means.
107. Make copies of this and give it to them…
108. Lots of copies…
109. Get sticks and claim them as wands.
110. Use them to poke your Marafiki and say incantations while doing so.
111. Make them wish wewe NEVER heard of Harry Potter.
112. Claim all your Marafiki stuff as your Horcruxes and yell at them when they touch whatever it is.
113. Don't tell them what a Horcrux is.
114. Force them to mourn for Dumbledore's death.
115. Post posters randomly with pictures of the Death Eaters and label them as WANTED.
116. Tell them you're a wizard/witch very, very often.
117. Remark on how strangely Muggles dress.
118. Don't tell them what "muggle" means.
119. Keep telling them to read Harry Potter vitabu over and over again.
120. If they refuse, read it to them in a very loud voice, and use a fake accent according to each of the characters, and change your voice to the proper tone.
121. Make sure it's a bad accent.
122. Say wewe have no phone but wewe have an owl.
123. Squirt them with water and say that you've mastered the Aguamenti Charm.
124. Complain on why your dog doesn't have three heads.
125. Attack them and claim to be under the influence of the Dark Lord.
2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.
3. Quote Dobby.
4. Recite every Harry Potter spell wewe know in public.
5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from wewe (Ex: When in a car au an elevator). If wewe don't have a book with you, recite from memory.
6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and krisimasi and demand they keep it and treasure it forever.
7. Rewrite their inayopendelewa song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.
8. Crowd their kasha pokezi with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.
9. Start imba a Sorting Hat song at bila mpangilio moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know what comes next.
10. Make them play Quidditch with you.
11. Give all of their Marafiki Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address wewe as such in public.
13. Always speak with a British accent—especially if wewe aren't from the U.K.
14. Refer to real places kwa Harry Potter names.
15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.
16. Draw round glasses and a lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture wewe come across… in permanent marker.
17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every siku life.
18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. (Ex: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall.) And whenever someone asks wewe where something is, use these names.
19. Change them immediately if they figure what the names refer to.
20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.
21. …refuse to explain what a thestral is.
22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a totally fake British accent when offering anyone food.
23. Pretend wewe can do magic.
24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.
25. Yell, "Get away from me death eater!" whenever they get near you.
26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.
27. …laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.
28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.
30. Break any awkward silences kwa saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"
31. Tell a very long joke using a Harry Potter joke as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.
32. …make sure the joke isn't funny.
33. Use the titles "You-Know-You" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to bila mpangilio people.
34. …make sure no one knows who you're talking about.
35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors…politicians) and ask them to jiunge S.P.E.W.
36. …hand fliers advertising it to bila mpangilio passerby.
37. ripoti Dumbledore's death to your local authorities
38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.
39. Pop up in places you're not supposed to be and insist that wewe were only trying to Apparate.
40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken time turner.
41. Deck yourself out in all Harry Potter gear when wewe know you'll be going to a public place.
42. Walk past a ukuta over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on it. When wewe receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm looking for the Room of Requirement!"
43. Every time wewe see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.
44. If anyone tells wewe you'll go to hell for kusoma Harry Potter, either: a) jump up and down and tell them wewe can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; au d) ask them to back this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.
45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.
46. …add commentary. (Oh, this is where they…)
47. When one of the sinema is on TV, call to remind them.
48. …every five minutes.
49. If they ask wewe for your phone number, tell the it's 6-2-4-4-2.
50. Say, "Alohamora!" every time wewe open a door.
51. Sort every person wewe meet into one of the four Houses.
52. Follow them around while uigizaji out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to jiunge in, and act offended when they don't.
53. Count downs to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, au when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) zaidi days!" in the middle of every conversation wewe have with your friend. Smile in a superior way (preferably something close to Draco Malfoy) when they ask what you're counting down to.
54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.
55. Refuse to be comforted.
56. Ask them to help wewe study for your O.W.L.'s and N.E.W.T.'s.
57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.
58. Talk to wanyama and insist that they're Animagi.
59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize wewe can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, au Knuts.
60. Run up to bila mpangilio men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew wewe were alive!!"
61. Point at modern electronic devices an loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with…"
62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society. (Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).
63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been accepted to attend Hogwarts.
64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that wewe possess the Sorcerer's Stone.
65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
every conversation and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
67. …refuse to provide an explanation.
68. Tap all brick walls wewe encounter with an umbrella.
69. Say "Lumos" every time wewe turn on a light.
70. Point and grunt and insist that wewe are speaking Troll.
71. Refuse to wash our hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.
72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your ufagio to fly.
73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three sinema with you.
74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.
75. Shriek loudly and insist you're speaking Mermish.
76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.
77. …when this doesn't work, throw a fit.
78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber bata is.
79. Talk like Hagrid.
80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "These silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like.
81. Take them to a CD store and make them help wewe look for the newest Weird Sisters album.
82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as wewe soul rips in two.
83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.
84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain further.
85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly, and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.
86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme to become the new National Anthem.
87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."
88. …when asked for an explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.
89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.
90. If they ask wewe about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
91. Use black and green markers to draw the Dark Mark on your left forearm.
92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.
93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?
94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year—especially if maroon isn't their color.
95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that wewe have to wait because the staircases are moving.
96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking noise and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.
97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.
98. Toss a small handful of moto and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"
99. If wewe go to a train station with them, loudly ask bila mpangilio people if they know where wewe can find Platform 9 ¾. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.
100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.
101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that wewe missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and wewe need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.
102. At your inayofuata sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as our friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and scream that wewe dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.
103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. songesha the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.
104. Hang them upside down kwa their ankle with rope when wewe yell "Levicopus!" in their room.
105. Throw things in the air and say that you've mastered Wingardium Leviosa.
106. Don't tell them what it means.
107. Make copies of this and give it to them…
108. Lots of copies…
109. Get sticks and claim them as wands.
110. Use them to poke your Marafiki and say incantations while doing so.
111. Make them wish wewe NEVER heard of Harry Potter.
112. Claim all your Marafiki stuff as your Horcruxes and yell at them when they touch whatever it is.
113. Don't tell them what a Horcrux is.
114. Force them to mourn for Dumbledore's death.
115. Post posters randomly with pictures of the Death Eaters and label them as WANTED.
116. Tell them you're a wizard/witch very, very often.
117. Remark on how strangely Muggles dress.
118. Don't tell them what "muggle" means.
119. Keep telling them to read Harry Potter vitabu over and over again.
120. If they refuse, read it to them in a very loud voice, and use a fake accent according to each of the characters, and change your voice to the proper tone.
121. Make sure it's a bad accent.
122. Say wewe have no phone but wewe have an owl.
123. Squirt them with water and say that you've mastered the Aguamenti Charm.
124. Complain on why your dog doesn't have three heads.
125. Attack them and claim to be under the influence of the Dark Lord.
