My, my, my My magic hits 'em
So hard
Makes me say
"Oh my lord"
Thank wewe for
Blessin' me
With magic power And a wand that can't be beat
It feels brilliant
When wewe know you're cool
A super-wicked Gryffindor
From Hogwarts school
And Known As such
This is a wizard
Ahhh
wewe can't touch

wewe can't touch this
wewe can't touch this
That's right Voldie, im talking to wewe
wewe can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Lemme bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new cauldrons
And vitabu
wewe better watch out for snapes dirty looks
I hope
wewe mix those potions right
Cause snapes bark is cute
inayofuata to his bite
If wewe don't
He'll have your head
And you'll be in detention
With George and Fred
wewe can't touch this
wewe can't touch this
Come on mate, wewe know
wewe can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Now why would I ever
Stop doin this
When others castin spells
That just dont hit
Ive been lotsa places
From Hogwarts to the Ministry
its "Potter, go Potter, yeah Harry James Potter!"
And the rest is just histry

wewe know im wicked on the field
and magic on the wand
Gimme a spell au a charm
Expelliarmus!
thats to disarm
The slytherins are sweatin
So come look at this ron!
This is Hilarious.
Oh no,
Mcgonagall's comin
Theyre gonna tell
so wewe better start runnin

ooh, wewe cant touch this
STOP!
Potter Time
Time to dissaparate
POP!

Post rap: hujambo all wewe twitards, come back to earth:
Your precious Robert was on Harry Potter first!