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23 Things To Do in a Ministry of Magic Elevator

posted by vanillaicecream

Guaranteed to, er..get wewe admitted to St. Mungo's?

Thank wewe Erin and mugglenet.com:)

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if wewe can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your siku been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick...

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Seven Unique Ways to Commit Suicide

posted by JAlanaE

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's moyo if wewe get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and onyesha yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...

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Slytherins,misunderstood?

posted by Slytherinlife

Slytherin the house of apparent "evil." If wewe think about it the kids in Slytherin that went with Voldemort granted probably went with him because they were sick of being rejected. Nobody wanted to be Marafiki with the Slytherins and automatically assumed them evil not to mention the fact that some were pressured kwa their parents such as Draco. Nobody considers the fact that his dad abuses him mentally and is often rough with him so nobody knows what happens behind closed doors.In my opinion people are way to quick to judge Slytherins without considering their pasts and the pressure put upon them.Thefore,Slytherins may be zaidi misunderstood than bad.

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Eight Nights

posted by zanhar1

So it’s been a while since I’ve typed a Bellatrix fic. This one’s based on my headcanon that Bellatrix hurts herself when she has no one else to torture. So self-harm warning; if wewe know wewe don’t like/can’t handle this stuff I don’t recommend kusoma this one.

Eight nights. Eight marks.
Slanted slightly.
Etched across pale skin.

They whispered to her, a deceptively crooning series of chatter.
Ongoing.
Endless.
They wouldn’t silence themselves no matter how much she demanded it of them. They wanted only one thing, and that thing was not in her power to give to them at that moment....

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Why James and Lily are like Harry and Ginny

posted by pulinemmy

If wewe look at Lily and James wewe notice they are very similar to Harry and Ginny.

Looks

Ginny has red hair and brown eyes. Harry has dark hair and green eyes. Switch them around... wewe get James and Lily! Lily has RED hair and GREEN eyes. James has DARK hair and BROWN eyes.

"I never really gave up on you"

Ginny had a crush on Harry. And James had a crush on Lily (mentioned kwa Snape, he did ask her out).

Both Lily and Harry showed no interest, but at some stage they fell for them.

___________________________

Apart from that there is nothing that shows they're very similar.

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730 things i'm forbidden to do at hogwarts 201-300

posted by Weasel1999

201. I will not melt if water is poured over me.
202. -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
203. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.
204. I am not a Wirn animagus, either.
205. I will not ask Aragog if he came from Metabelis III.
206. -Or if he has any pretty blue crystals.
207. "Nessie is actually a cyborg created kwa the Zygons" is not an appropriate thing to say in Care of MagicalCreatures Class.
208. While it is appropriate to refer to Voldemort as "Master" while in his service, Voldemort and The Master are not one and the same.
209. I cannot substitute Prydonian robes for my Hogwarts uniform.
210. -Nor...

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Why I upendo Sirius Black.

posted by LifesGoodx3

As many people here on the Harry Potter spot know, Sirius Black is my inayopendelewa character. He has always been and always will be. Some people, along with me, upendo him. Some hate him. Some don't have much of an opinion on him. I've decided that I want to explain why I like Sirius, and how I came to like him.

I saw HP 1-6 sinema before kusoma any of the books. I remember loving Sirius, even before I read the books. I believe the reason I liked him at the time was the relationship he had with Harry. Harry never really had a father figure, and Sirius was the first family he had. I must have thought...

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5 Songs That Remind Me of Bellatrix and Why

posted by zanhar1

As I did with my makala like this in the Once spot, Imma do state the song name and pull lyrics from each song that just really remind me Bellatrix and how alisema lyric reminds me of her. For once the orodha actually is in order from what I think suits her most to least.

1. Be My Friend kwa One Eye'd Doll: The ujumla, jumla story of the song talks of a serial killer who doesn't understand why she can't seem to make friends. The chorus goes as the following; Serial killers are people too if wewe take away the voices I'm just like wewe I'll hack wewe up and bury wewe in my yard but why does making friends...

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Why i admire harry potter

posted by ananya1

I admire the concept of magic from my very childhood. When i was 10 years old i came across the first book of harry potter. and soon i fell in upendo with the leading character harry. it was not until the age of 12 that i watched the movie. both the book and the movie has applied magic on me and the most exciting psrt of the series is the connection between harry and voldemort. these mind blowing adventurous series has won my moyo unlike any other book. Its my pleasure to jiunge the fanpop and onyesha myself as a shabiki of harry potter. this is the first time i have been able to express my viwes on this hilarious book

thank u fanpop

i upendo harry potter

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He's not my boyfriend! (A Harry Potter Fanfic) Chapter 4

posted by dpaisita97

I HAVE A FEELING ITS A LITTLE SHORT BUT HERE'S THE NEW CHAPTER, PLEASE COMMENT!
OH AND SILLY ME I FORGOT TO GIVE A DESCRIPTION OF HAYLEY SO wewe CAN IMAGINE HER. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY 11, ABOUT 4'10, HAS DYED BLACK HAIR WITH PURPLE HIGHLIGHTS, PURPLE CONTACTS, AND MOSTLY WEARS BLACK, PURPLE AND BLUE AND JEANS, ALMOST NEVER WEARS SKIRTS au DRESSES,OH AND SHE'S A SKATER THAT LOVES ROCK MUSIC.

Chapter 4:All Aboard the Crazy Train

I may be crazy,but I think I'm actually excited to go to Hogwarts.I mean its a MAGIC school! I wonder why I was not happy with this. Oh right, cause even if I am a, a wi..a wi,...

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12 Days of krisimasi (Harry Potter Style)

posted by Liepe

Disclaimer: THIS IS NOT MINE! wewe HEAR ME! NOT. MINE.
Who does it belong to then? Well, it belongs to the fanfiction writer link (Found on Fanfiction.net.) The fanfic that this song came from is called link. It's a Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter fanfic, and if that turns wewe off, then I'm sorry, but please do read this song. If wewe want to read this fanfic (And please do) then I must warn wewe that it has MATURE CONTENT and is rated M. That is all. Enjoy!

"12 Days of Christmas" Sung kwa Seamus, lyrics done kwa Galadriell.

On the first siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me a wilting Whomping Willow...

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My inayopendelewa Harry Potter sinema (Pros&Cons) : 8-1

posted by twifanpire

Now that Harry Potter is over, I’ve made a little orodha of the films from my least-favorite to most inayopendelewa (as of now…it tends to change), listing some of the pros and cons of each. I wrote this just for fun, and I’d like to hear your thoughts as well. This is just my humble opinion, and I’m sure it will be different from yours, but no rude maoni please :)

#8. HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE (2004) Mike Newell
The fourth Harry Potter movie, whilst not being exactly the longest, feels like it’s the longest. The special effects are great, but in my point of view they hardly...

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Is It Worth Crying-- A Harry Potter One-Shot Fanfic

posted by RealBenTennyson

A one-shot Harry Potter shabiki fiction..

What was Ron thinking when he received his prefect badge? What if Molly never showed up when Hermione was 'trying' to congratulate him?

It is from Ron's POV. Set is before 5th mwaka when he received his prefect badge. Some actions will be similar to what JKR wrote but some will be different.What would've been Ron's reaction if Molly never showed up? End will be different from what JKR wrote.

Is It Worth Crying?

Prefect Badge?

In his letter?

He's shocked beyond point when he came to know that Harry hadn't been made prefect; but what he was feeling now can't be...

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11 Comebacks to Use When Voldemort Says He's Going to Kill wewe

posted by BellaCullen96

1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, wewe got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than wewe look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for wewe now!" *Prepare yourself kwa getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did wewe say something?"

5. "Why do wewe have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*

6. "Uh, I'm...

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Why Ginny Weasley Is Not A Mary Sue

posted by Isabellagirl033

Care for a Bat Bogey Hex? Anyone?

Greetings Fellows! I'm Isabellagirl033 and I've written this makala to clear the confusion that many of wewe seem to make. I've seen and heard many people classifying Ginny Weasley as a Mary Sue character. Yikes!
Jk Rowling has made the character of Ginny Weasley a very complex one. She evolves from a shy, little girl to a fiery and outspoken redhead. The problem is that Ginny has so many positive characteristics that they overshadowed her flaws.

Ginny indeed has many flaws etc.
* In the Chamber of Secrets, Ron himself says that "Ginny never shuts up, normally" meaning that one of her flaws is...

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Sorting Hat Result:

posted by sharon-sel

Yayyyyyy I'm in Gryffindor....

The Sorting Hat has placed wewe in Gryffindor

New from J.K. Rowling

Congratulations! I’m Prefect Percy Weasley, and I’m delighted to welcome wewe to GRYFFINDOR HOUSE. Our emblem is the lion, the bravest of all creatures; our house colours are scarlet and gold, and our common room lies up in Gryffindor Tower.

This is, quite simply, the best house at Hogwarts. It’s where the bravest and boldest end up – for instance: Albus Dumbledore! Yes, Dumbledore himself, the greatest wizard of our time, was a Gryffindor! If that’s not enough for you, I don’t know what is.

I won’t keep wewe long, as all wewe need to do to find out zaidi about your house is to follow Harry Potter and his Marafiki as I lead them up to their dormitories. Enjoy your time at Hogwarts – but how could wewe fail to? You’ve become part of the best house in the school.

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone told kwa Disney and others. Part three. .

posted by Popcornfan

I don't own Harry Potter, Disney au any Movie picture used here. Neither I get credit for the awesome crossovers pictures. Feel free to make me suggestions, I'm working on zaidi harry potter scenes!
link
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Ron got annoyed at Hermione because she kept correcting him.

-She's insufferable, she is!

Hermione's been crying all day

-Troll in the dungeons!

Harry and Ron saved Hermione from the troll.

After that, Hermione became their friend.

Christmas at Hogwarts.

Harry found the mirror of Erised

It showed him his parents.

But Dumbledore warned him not to forget his...

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131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter (have fun with this)

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter vitabu and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from wewe (Example: When in a car au an elevator). If wewe don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and krisimasi and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their inayopendelewa song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...

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how to annoy draco

posted by cutechibineko

1) Ask him if wewe can go to his and Pansy wedding

2)Draw a picture of what his and pansy kid will look like

3)Ask him if he thinks Snape is sexy

4)Tell everyone that he likes to take pictures of Luna Lovegood

5)On his birthday send him a red and dhahabu dress and say it was from snape

6)Announce to the entire school that he sleeps with a pink unicorn. While doing this, produce a tattered one from your cloak
7)Have every Muggle Born in the school follow him around.

8) Go up to him & tell him that there is a killer on the loose in the school and they are killing anyone named Draco!

9) Ask him how's...

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A Very Potter Musical-Different as can be

posted by HaleyDewit

QUIRRELL:
You won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:
You won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers

VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be

VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:
You think that wewe should rule the world, I think vitabu
are a thrill!
Sipping chai kwa the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:
And wewe have no friends, hujambo thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT &...