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Ways to Lighten Up the Ministry

posted by crazyduds2

1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks wewe why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap muziki from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At bila mpangilio times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have wewe left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to jiunge wewe for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that wewe have a secret. When they ask wewe what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes kwa and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.

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25 Ways to Tick Off a Harry Potter shabiki

posted by BellaCullen96

1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for wewe (even if wewe have no intention of kusoma them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them wewe think the sinema are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the vitabu on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions...

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83 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse, au Generally Scare the Dursleys

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. kanzu, koti their entire jikoni with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every saa on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any flowers in their garden with the ever maarufu water squirting flowers....

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Fred and George Weasley: Gone

posted by serenafan122

For several long seconds, George’s mind refused -- no, was unable -- to comprehend what his eyes were telling it. He could not believe it; surely it was not possible. A joke, au a misunderstanding, au something serious, but not that serious, not enough to warrant the tears on everyone’s faces, nor his mother’s silence and outstretched arms. Not enough for Charlie’s pale face and blank eyes, nor Ginny’s quiet whimpers, nor Percy’s shoulders, heaving with silent sobs.

And then the awareness seeped through, the sight of Fred’s body registered, and there was something in his throat,...

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harry potter??? twilight vs harry potter

posted by H20rockzcleo

hi im caitlín and i enjoy kusoma both harry potter and twiight vitabu but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing vitabu to read and wewe dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 4

posted by Brysis

I don´t know if this part will be a little bit confusing for some ppl but i hope wewe like it!
I really upendo to write this story...
Thank wewe so much

His eyes were blue as always… but cold, intimidating, as the eyes of a wolf. We were in a room where I had never been before what surprised me. It was a small room with many old broken tables and chairs stowed on juu of each other, wood shelves wrapped in buibui webs caring old goblets. In one corner was a large mirror blurry kwa dust, all of it was made of dhahabu and I could see my face reflected in it. I was pale like a ghost and his eyes were still...