wewe mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.
You call your least inayopendelewa teacher Snape.
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and wewe run outside looking for an owl.
You actually ask for a ufagio for Christmas.
You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time wewe turn on a flashlight.
You sort everyone wewe meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).
You were burned when wewe couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after wewe broke your nose running headfirst into the ukuta between platforms nine and ten.
The wand order...
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