Happy birthday, Jo and Harry!

based on Book 4, all credits and respect to J.K Rowling.

Chapter 3

"Is it time already?" Mumbled Ginny groggily.

"Mmf." I groaned.

I rolled over and got up and shuffled over to the mirror.

I saw a fourteen mwaka old girl with once red hair, dyed upinde wa mvua and aliyopewa a six week grounding for, bright sky blue yes, and faint freckles, wearing purple shorts with skulls on them, and a white tee-shirt.

I stuck my tongue out at my reflection; I looked horrible. My hair was a mess. But then I remembered something: QUIDDITCH!!! I was instantly pumped, and I shook Ginny awake.

"GINNY GINNY QUIDDITCH QUIDDITCH!!!"...

Credit: www.the-leaky-cauldron.org. I didn't write this.

"This afternoon, I was lucky enough to be among 400 other movie mashabiki to attend a test screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in Chicago, Illinois.
Rumors had been circuiting around the internet about this screening, but confirmation that it was Harry Potter didn't come until just before the film started. Since this was a working cut of the film, many effects and scenes were not finished. At least 50% of the special effects were still in the CGI rendering stage, and green screens were visible throughout the film. Also,...

I don't know if its already ilitumwa au not; but I found these funny and I had to share!


What do wewe call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>

What do wewe call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>

What do wewe call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would wewe call if wewe wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>



How many does it take to light up a wand?

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

How many...

This is a shabiki fiction from Harry Potter's oldest son James point of view. Enjoy.


Last night I dreamed about going to hogwarts and beaing made fun of beacause I was not as great as my dad. It is hard beaing a famous wizards dad,everyone expects wewe to live up to his reputation, and to be just as great as he was. Well, at least I was not Albus who looks exactly like dad,I however, looked like..both of them. My eyes were shockingly green like dads, I had red hair(though not as fiery as my moms), I wore glasses like my dad but my general face structure was like my moms.
As I sat up on my kitanda I...

Since I was 5 years old I have been in upendo with Harry Potter.I was very bored one siku and so I told my brother that ( au he might have already noticed since I was staring at the walls with this bored blank expression). Anyway he asked me if I wanted to watch Harry Potter so I alisema sure i was a pretty smart kid for my age so I understood most of the words they were using.when we finished watching the movie I was staring at the televisheni with a look worth of WOW!!!!!!! My brother noticedthat look on my face and asked if I liked it. I alisema yes instantly. Since then every time I watch Harry...