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Interview of Ronald Weasley (fake) I= interviewer, R=Ron

posted by Spottedmoth123

I: Who have wewe loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger

I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!

I: How did wewe feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...

I: Which one of your kids do wewe like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)

I: were you...

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He's not my boyfriend! (A Harry Potter Fanfic) Chapter 9

posted by dpaisita97

Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for wewe after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw wewe leave with Harry!Where did wewe all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did wewe do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy wewe three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no zaidi people...

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He's not my boyfriend! (A Harry Potter Fanfic) Chapter 6

posted by dpaisita97

HEY! SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT I'M BACK AND I GOT AN IDEA AND I DREW WHAT HAYLEY LOOKS LIKE ON PAINT, I'M POSTING ON HERE AT THE BOTTOM. I HOPE wewe LIKE IT.

Chapter 6: Roomie Bonding

"Gryffindor!" it yelled
Yes!! I ran over to my Marafiki and sat with them.Ron and his brothers gave me high fives for getting Gryffindor.
We all enjoyed our feast laughing with Ron's twin bros Fred and George which I had officially christened as 'RedHeadFred' and 'GingerGeorge' which when I told them made them laugh so hard that pumpkin, boga juisi came out there nose,which made us laugh even harder.
After we were full...

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wewe know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, wewe know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. wewe throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. wewe wear at least some black every day.

3. wewe rip your clothes on purpose.

4. wewe call people wewe don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. wewe yell "CRUCIO!" at people when wewe get mad.

6. wewe carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" au an "L", wewe accidentally type out a Bellatrix au a Lestrange instead.

9. wewe think her birthday should...

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He's not my boyfriend! (A Harry Potter Fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by dpaisita97

OKAY I MADE wewe WAIT LONG ENOUGH,HERE'S THE inayofuata CHAPTER, OH AND SADLY I CAN ONLY TAKE TWO zaidi CHARACTERS.ONE OF THEM IS A GIRL AND THE OTHER IS EITHER. THOUGH THE GIRL HAS TO BE A FIRST mwaka SLYTHERIN WHO'S CLOSE TO DRACO AND HER LAST NAME IS FINNIGAN THE FIRST NAME IS YOUR CHOICE, AND WARNING SHE IS GONNA BE A LITTLE MEAN TO THE MAIN CHARACTER.THE OTHER ALSO HAS TO BE A FIRST YEAR.THE FIRST ONES TO POST THAT THEY WANT ONE OF THE PARTS GETS THEM.OKAY ENOUGH TALKING, HERE IS THE NEW CHAPTER.

Chapter 3:Meeting a Celebrity

"So, if we're going to Diagon Alley, why are we still here?" I alisema as...

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Rita Skeeter's interview with Voldemort

posted by emilykuru

Rita Skeeter

RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT

Here I am, in an isolated kitanda wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN kwa DEATH” crowd there . kwa hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.

Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve...

Harry Potter and How its Starting to Lose mashabiki

posted by ihartrebahart

Look at how maarufu Harry Potter used to be millions of mashabiki all over. How many of wewe are on the pivoting point from switching like everyone else? Look at all the vitabu now that have such great adventures like Percy Jackson, au 39, maybe Twilight. Its starting to bring Harry Potter down. Sure were getting a few zaidi mashabiki because of the movies. Now we only have about 75,000 mashabiki all over America. Its really time to say Harry Potter is better in every way. Can wewe put a jinx on a werewolf in Twilight? Yeah didn't think so.

Now sinema wewe get the Sorcerers apprentice, Percy Jackson, twilight....

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Torture of the Longbottom family

posted by ShadowQueen013

Mrs. Longbottom sat in a rocking chair cradling her baby boy in her arms.
"Shh," she alisema as Neville began to cry. She stroked his head and finally fell asleep. Alice Longbottom turned out the light and shut the door of the nursery when she heard a terrifying crash from downstairs.
"Alice!," her husband screamed, "Alice!!!"
She ran downstairs as quickly as she could only to see shattered windows and a group of people dressed in long black cloaks crowding their living room.
"Frank!" she screamed as unknown hands quickly dragged her inayofuata to her husband.
“Rodolphus,”...

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The Secret Life Of Ginny Weasley

posted by GinnyXHarryluv

A/N:If wewe wanna read this fic I suggest wewe go look up the written out trailer for it in the majibu section cuz im not willing to explain everything again!!
Disclaimer:I obviously do not own Harry Potter but i do own all six dvds,all seven books,two posters, trading cards, bookmarks, coloring pages,and the HBP video game.

*music playing*
A black haired girl walks out on stage and starts singing.
Oh oh oh it's magic
You know, never believe its not so
It's magic, wewe know
Never believe it's not so
*'Magic' continues to play as the screen turns dark*
*Purple words appear on the screen,writing the words,...

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4 Reasons We upendo Harry Potter zaidi Than Twilight By: NATE JONES

posted by JBDisneyDemi

A Nerdy Throwdown

Leading up to tonight's premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, it looked for a while like it was going to be all Twilight, all the time here at NewsFeed. But then a savior appeared on the horizon: the trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which would premiere before the film! A hubbub arose: Would Potter mashabiki flood the Twilight theaters, perhaps starting a nerd rumble? (No, because that would be stupid. Also, because wewe can watch the trailer online.)
However, the fortuitous timing has inspired NewsFeed to take a side in the blood feud that has run for generations...

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HP Poem:Phenomenon kwa Paula Grewar Librarian - Nan Boothby maktaba

posted by JBDisneyDemi

All over the world people are howling
About those great vitabu kwa J. K. Rowling
Three little vitabu that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With ufagio that fly and a vazi, pazia that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his mwaka
But it's zaidi than one mwaka - it's going to be Seven!
For the lovers of ndoto that sounds like heaven!
If wewe haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, wewe really ought 'ter!

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Just how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?

posted by vanillaicecream

How many times wewe answered yes..

The Books

1. Have wewe read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have wewe read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have wewe read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have wewe read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have wewe read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have wewe read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have wewe read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have wewe read all the vitabu zaidi than once?

9. Have wewe read all the vitabu zaidi than four times?

10. Do wewe own zaidi than one copy of the books?...

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A Midsummer Night's Dream (Harry Potter-ized) Scene three, part two

posted by LilysLittleTwin

I do not own Harry Potter au A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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VOLDEMORT
Having once this juice,
I'll watch Bellatrix when she is asleep,
And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
The inayofuata thing then she waking looks upon,
Be it on lion, bear, au wolf, au bull,
On meddling monkey, au on busy ape,
She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
As I can take it with another herb,
I'll make her render up her page to me.
But who comes here? I am invisible;
And I will overhear their conference.

Enter DRACO, PANSY, following him

DRACO...

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A Midsummer Night's Dream (Harry Potter-ized) Scene three, part one

posted by LilysLittleTwin

I do not own Harry Potter au A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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DOLOHOV
How now, spirit! Whither wander you?

GRAY LADY
Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere;
And I serve Hogwarts’ queen,
To dew her orbs upon the green.
The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
In their dhahabu coats spots wewe see;
Those be rubies, fairy favors,
In those freckles live their saviors:
I must go seek some dewdrops here
And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
Farewell, thou...

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10 pointless facts about Harry Potter

posted by simpleplan

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter vitabu have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The tojo on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

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mugglenet.com 120 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by vanillaicecream

Guaranteed to tick them off!

Started kwa Yvette, and continued kwa countless fans!

This orodha may contain spoilers!

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter vitabu and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from wewe (Example: When in a car au an elevator). If wewe don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and krisimasi and demand that they keep it and treasure it...

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whays to annoy and humiliate Ronald weasley

posted by e2mma2weasle3

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy au Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if wewe are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a songesha on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that wewe understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny wewe think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any bila mpangilio boy au girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

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50 facts about half blood prince

posted by e2mma2weasle3

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat zaidi than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

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44 Ways to Bother Severus Snape . . . and Ultimately Pay Him Back For Killing Dumbledore

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate inayofuata to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him wewe aliiba his teddy bear.

8. Tell him wewe won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him wewe were just kidding and alisema teddy kubeba has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on...

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 3

posted by Brysis

I´m really really sorry for this one beeing so long. I´m sorry!! I just felt that i shouldn´t dived it!! this is one of my fav parts!
Hope wewe like it and please leave comments.

I felt scared, i wasn´t sure of what happened, if it was true au not. The Augurey´s scream remained in my head… it never had this effect on me, it was so strong that I really felt like I was falling into the darkness, dying, as if I were sleep forever.
I went to the Owls Tower, my inayopendelewa place in Hogwarts. My owl, Maugrim, wasn´t there as always, I never understood why he´s different from the other owls, during...