cuz Kingsley got swagger

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter au A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man kwa man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter vitabu have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The tojo on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy au Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if wewe are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a songesha on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that wewe understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny wewe think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any bila mpangilio boy au girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat zaidi than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

In the years following the war the Ministry of Magic struggled to regain the public's trust whilst people struggled to find peace of mind in the uncertainty of Voldemort's disappearance. In 1985 letters start appearing with a very concerning au very hopeful kind of message, depending on your point of view and personal beliefs. They are so anti-establishment, in parts so truthful, and thus potentially dangerous that the Ministry controlled Daily Prophet won't publish them au any talk about them on the Readers' Column.

The letters lay out a vision of future where the Ministry no longer exists...

Hey! I'm back to uandishi after a small break. This time, I'm focusing on fandom shipping.

So the half of the makala that I wrote in this club are about shipping. I ship Hermione and Harry, like Hermione and Ron a bit, and find Ginny bad about relationships. I also remember I wrote about Albus X Minerva, and I alisema they won't work out. Okay, if wewe have noticed this is all about the hero shipping. What about the villains? They can have a upendo life too. If wewe know me, wewe know I mostly hate villains. But people ship Bella and Voldemort together so much, that I had to share my opinion on it....

So I know I'm gonna receive a lot of hatred for this, but I actually dislike Ginny Weasley. I don't hate her, the series are full of characters I cannot relate to au just don't like for some particular reason, for example Cho is one of them.

When I tell someone I dislike Ginny, they start to answer me like this:

"Go read the books!"

This definitely was worse for me. I disliked book Ginny more, and I got it the moment I finished kusoma the Chamber Of Secrets. She didn't even do anything in the book. It was all Harry saving her and she trembling all the book.

But more, she is wildly overrated in...

There is a maarufu theory among non-Harry/Ginny-fans that Harry only fell for Ginny as a result of her giving him a upendo potion. They claim that Harry's feelings developed too suddenly to be natural and that Ginny was obsessed and desperate enough to do this in order to win Harry. They also claim that the prevalence of upendo potions and potions in general within Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince hints that a upendo potion was used. The theory is particular maarufu among film-only fans.

The first problem with this theory is that Harry's behaviour doesn't match that of the only other example...

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley never graduated from Hogwarts.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione appeared on chokoleti Frog Cards.

The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 40 years old when the movie was released.

Hagrid didn't have his own Patronus.

Ordinary people see an old abandoned ngome in the place where Hogwarts should be.

J. K. Rowling shares a birthday with Harry.

The final Battle of Hogwarts took place in 1998, the same mwaka that the first Harry Potter book was published

Professor McGonagall was once a talented Quidditch player herself, but stopped playing after she had an ugly fall in her final...

This makala was inspired kwa maoni kwa Pensieve_Seeker. It lists 40 examples of ring composition within the series.

1. Voldemort's first defeat is discussed in the first chapter of Philosopher's Stone. He returns in Goblet of moto and is defeated for the final time at the end of Deathly Hallows.

2. Harry sees his late parents in the Mirror of Erised in Philosopher's Stone. He sees them again via Priori Incantem in Goblet of Fire, and again through use of the Resurrection Stone in Deathly Hallows.

3. Harry becomes an orphan at the start of the series, and in Deathly Hallows his godson, Teddy...