TOTAL LIST
1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.
2- Call her Pinkie Pie.
3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and onyesha her.
4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.
5- Don't say anything when she punishes wewe and when she tells wewe "Why don't wewe speak up" tell her that wewe can't talk bad with animals.
6- Call Madam Pomfrey every sekunde she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"
7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.
8- Turn her into a toad...
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