people touching harrys ding ding for 10 hours

I will not skip to the headmaster's office imba 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, wewe can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate tarehe to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told wewe I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...

A handy-dandy Wikihow makala on how to make a horcrux, for all wewe aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com

1. Become an extremely powerful witch au wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide wewe should not attempt to create a horcrux until wewe can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

This makala is reviewing his devotion as a Death Eater, his possible part in the Longbottom torture, his childhood, his father's upendo for him - and some other things - always basing on what we can read from the Goblet of moto book. Weighting on my own interpretation, of course.

I know the vast majority of people seem to have taken a liking of the first impression the book gives on the father-son relationship, especially kwa Junior's own words, so I respect that view - however those are only his beliefs and not necessarely the truth and I personally like to dig deeper into the possibilities....

From the first tine I saw her (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix) I was really interested in Luna. As zaidi vitabu were published she became one of my inayopendelewa characters in the HP series.
Luna Lovegood one mwaka younger than Harry Potter, which means she was born in 1982. She is in the Ravenclaw house, which is known for intelligent and creative students.
Her appearance isn't neat at all! She has got straight, long, dirty blond hair and she permanently has an absent-minded look in her blue eyes. Even thought in Hogwarts all students have to wear a uniform, she usually distinguish herself...