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Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the inayofuata person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling upendo might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most hivi karibuni survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last kiss standing up, sitting down, au lying down?
The only kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose kitanda were wewe on last?
Nagini's,...
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1. Harry James Potter:

He taught me that i can withstand anything with the power of love. When most of the wizarding world thought he was a joke (because he believed Voldemort was back) He did not back down. He alisema he believed Voldemort was alive and stuck to it. He did not care who laughed at him, who believed him and who did not because he knew Hermione and Ron were standing kwa him, too. He taught me sheer willpower.
He taught me to take responsibility. It is not always about what i want au need. It about what is right. What is right for the ones i care about. He taught me to put others first,...
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posted by bendaimmortal
I think there's something fishy to it. Because it's horribly unreliable and through that horribly unfair and useless.

Some theorize that magical children are born with the Trace but I don't think so because the vitabu talk about it as something that is put on people, as in a charm. And in magic it should be possible to make a zaidi specifically effective charm. Even the Magic Quill at Hogwarts lists the names of every magical inhdividual born. The Trace should be working the samw way but it isn't.

I've racked my brain with the Trace matters after I (in the majibu part of thsi club) brought up...
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posted by ChuckQueenB
I don't know things about wewe but in my side, i will really miss my childhood movie. I was growing up with this movie. I really can't beliave the end has came. I will miss the perfect friendsip trio; Harry-Hermione-Ron.
I will miss Romione couple. At the beggining, we all thought there will be a chemistiry between Harry and Hermione but as the time goes on, we all learned how can upendo be possible, funny. We loved Romione!Their fights were the beggining of a big love. :)

I really upendo this movie because when ron left hermione and fight with Harry, Hermione cried at all nights but she pretended like she does never care. And she tried to help Harry all the time. She didn't hurt herself au stopped being.

I will never forget the most enjoyable Beautiful perfect movie in my life.!
i really want to know your ideas. I will always be watching and uandishi maoni about it!
and do't forget that; LEGEDS ARE UNFORGETTABLE:))
Your inayopendelewa devils chakula cake recipe, made into cupcakes
black string licorice

Instructions
Bake your keki according to the instructions, without using paper cup liners.
Slice off the juu of the crown of each cupcake so that when it is turned upside down, it sits flat. This gives wewe zaidi of a cauldron shape than a cupcake shape.
Cut the black string licorice into small pieces and poke them into the keki as cauldron handles.


Ingredients
dark chocolate
dry chow mein noodles

Instructions
Melt your chokoleti until smooth.
Stir in noodles until the mixture is thick enough to hold together.
Spoon bite-sized clusters onto wax paper and let harden in the refrigerator.
If wewe want longer-lasting candy, melt 1 stick cooking paraffin per 12 oz of chokoleti before adding the noodles.
These can be frozen, just thaw before serving.
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled wewe once,
Now I dueled wewe twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.

We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!



CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this    
(gryffindorgal made the last part)

become a shabiki of us and we will make zaidi spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if wewe become a fan!
If only we could be together,
wewe and I,
But our parents would never allow it,
wewe and I,
Our hearts are broken,
Yours and mine,
I weep for you,
My dear Rose,
Tears run down my face,
Like water flows.
I upendo the way your wand made flowers,
Made me feel like I had super powers.
I upendo your spirit,
Fierce but charming,
Complimenting and healing mine,
Which is hurtfull and harming.
My dad's a butt,
My mum is too,
But wewe made my moyo soar,
When I was with YOU.
Your the best witch ever,
Inherrited your mum's brains,
Your hair is fiery,
Like a bright pretty flame.
If only we could be together,
wewe and I,
Forever together,
wewe and I
1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips

2) Send Snape shampoo

3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.

4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.

5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.

6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.

7) Convince Remus that all the vitabu in the maktaba have been stolen and that it is closing down.

8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.

9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the mwezi when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.

10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross

11)I will not change the nenosiri to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
The Wife of the Convicted
Chapter 1
Disclaimer – I do not own any of the Harry Potters. Those are copyright of J.K. Rowling.



DAILY PROPHET
Missing?
By: Marana Island

Two weeks zamani a young witch and wizard named Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy went missing. Ministry will not give out any information on the whereabouts, and/or any information on whether foul play was involved, but rumors say that Malfoy and Granger walked out the Barnacle Bar at 1:37 A.M. on June 5. Malfoy looked beat and Granger was hanging onto him to make sure he didn’t fall. Mr. Lucius Malfoy gave us a statement yesterday....
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I: Who have wewe loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger

I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!

I: How did wewe feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...

I: Which one of your kids do wewe like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)

I: were you...
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SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT HERE IT IS CHAPTER 10. ENJOY

Chapter 10: Quidditch Practice Can Ruin Friendships

I couldn't help notice that Harry was anxious in class all day.I guess I would be too,I mean,after that flying lesson when we were finally able to ride, I felt so free and relaxed.I would upendo to play Quidditch,especially with the best ufagio out there,but maybe inayofuata mwaka au something like that.
After class we raced into Harry and Ron's room to open the package.
Whoa.I may not have see alot of broomsticks but that shit looked hot!He is SO lucky to be on the team.I told him how I would...
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Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for wewe after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw wewe leave with Harry!Where did wewe all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did wewe do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy wewe three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no zaidi people...
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1. This one is funny, in Harry Potter’s world owls are considered to be the primary means of communication, but in many countries owls are considered bad luck and harbingers of death.

2. wewe know those witchy sounding names history in Harry Potter; well they were discovered from the famous book of herbal lore called Culpeper’s Complete Herbal.

3. The name of the mwandishi J.K. Rowling has not the “K” word part of her legal name; it has been from her grandmother’s name Kathleen and was put into book to get the male readers attraction.

4. Rowling’s inayopendelewa beast from the series is the...
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Chapter 7: First siku of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well zaidi like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much zaidi
important! wewe really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...
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Today I was kusoma a book on my kendle , WELL it was kusoma to me and I bought a book called MUGGLE NET .COM : HARRY POTTER HAVE SHOULD DIE! I READ A SAMPLE OF IT AND IT alisema THAT SIRIUS BLACK LIKED LUPIN AND I WAS LIKE WHATTTTTTTT ! It book was a lie and it also alisema that ALBUS .D was gay so don't read that book but here is a sample of the wierd , selfish and GAYYYY book. " ALBUS D. DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FALL IN upendo WITH A GIRL SO HE FELL IN upendo WITH GRIMWATER AND SIRIUS BLACK LOVED LUPIN , HIS MOTHER WANT HIM TO MARRY A PURBLOOD SO BLACK GOT PICS OF MUGGLE WOLMEN IN THERE BATHINGSUITS...
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OKAY, BEFORE wewe READ THE CHAPTER, PLEASE NOTE THAT I CAN NO LONGER TAKE ANYMORE CHARACTERS AND THAT I'M FULL SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ANYMORE, I'VE LEARNED FROM OTHER FANFICTIONS THAT IF wewe PUT TO MANY CHARACTERS THE STORY GOES DOWN THE TOILET. WITH THAT SAID, LETS PRAY FOR JAPAN AND I HOPE wewe CAN ENJOY THIS, CAUSE ITS TIMES LIKE THESE THAT MAKE wewe REALIZE THAT WE DONT HAVE ALOT LEFT TO LIVE SO WE MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY ALL WE HAVE LEFT

Chapter 5:

All four of us were having a great time eating sweets Harry bought us,(I chipped in a little, i don't like being a moocher)when this bushy brown-haired...
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OKAY SO IT STARTS SLOW CAUSE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS GIRL A LITTLE BUT YOU'LL SEE HARRY AND THE GANG IN A FEW CHAPTERS.PLZ ENJOY!

Chapter 1:

wewe know how sometimes your mom and dad lie to wewe about stuff sometimes, like saying the tooth fairy exists au Santa Clause au the story of how a korongo drops kids on people's doorsteps or..hmm, what am I missing?
Oh,that they forget to tell wewe you're a WITCH! I can't beleive my mom didn't tell me sooner!
When she finally did at first, I thought she was joking. It was a couple of months ago,before we moved to London for my hometown of Queens, New York.Strange...
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 DH poster
DH poster
Yesterday,when I woke up,I was distracted.
Today,as I sat in the multiplex almost 62 kms away from my house,I felt a sense of relief and satisfaction wash over me.A movie with great graphic effects and lot zaidi other factors,Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows;Part 1 is a must watch for all the Harry Potter fans.

There are certain parts in movie which moves wewe a lot,makes wewe laugh,cry and sometimes,you will be gripping the hands of your seats in anticipation.

I felt sad as I watched Hermione swipe her parents's memories.I also laughed alot when Mary Cattermole kissed Ron (disguised as her husband)and...
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June 1, 1998
    Minerva was sitting in her inayopendelewa place on the pwani of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of siku hit the ngome that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's inayopendelewa time of siku because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the ngome would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning...
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