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posted by Aph-Finland
1. Prussia

i only like him because the way he says stuff and some pictures make him look cool... in others they make him look not as awesome as he rally is... sometimes shabiki art make him look cute to though ^w^

2. Norway

i only like him because ppl keep on telling me he's cute, handsome, and SUPER ADORABLE U WANT TO MARRY HIM O,O and i got annoyed but i still upendo him X3

3. Iceland

Hes cute i like him X3 i kinda had a crush on him in my mind but on maoni on stuff ppl keep on saying he's "there baby" au he's "theres" au they might of keep saying "they have a crush on them zaidi than anyone else...
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It was a sunny morning and Italy had just finished adding the last touches to his new pasta, tambi restaurant, now he was ready to open his restaurant doors. "I can't wait to see all the a-costumers who will come to eat a-my pasta",said Italy delighted. "Although they will probably get here at around noon but I'll open the doors anyway, a-just to let the fresh air in" Italy announced. Italy was about to grab the handles when all of a sudden Prussia appeared O.o "Ahhh" Yelled Italy, for about three minutes."Prussia what are wewe doing here so early?" asked Italy. "I'm here because I wanted to be the...
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posted by alphahetalia
I started wondering about this when I was.. ah… supposed to be uandishi my other story. Anyway.

Just a little one-shot because I can. Best reason to do anything.

I know that this conflicts with the whole story line in the canon, but… just go with it? Ah, whatever, I'm mangling canon, I deny nothing.

And no, I do not support the "Prussia is the Holocaust" idea. Because it makes no sense. Events don't have personifications. Countries, maybe. But events, however horrible? No. Sorry.

Warning: If this doesn't make wewe even a little sad, there's something wrong with you.

I don't own a single thing....
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 ^ lol i had to post this xD ^
^ lol i had to post this xD ^
This meme is from link on deviantART. :)
I did not make this meme
My results:

North Italy
[] wewe were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] wewe adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and matunda
[] You're very happy-go-lucky
[x] wewe constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the vichimbakazi
[x] wewe have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[] wewe can be clumsy
[] wewe have a friend wewe always depend upon if wewe mess up something (course)
[] If your life was in danger, wewe would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!...
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posted by MallowMarsh
I'm a huge shabiki of Hetalia, but sometimes the fandom can get on my nerves. Sometimes, mashabiki misinterpret the characters, hence the title of this article. Here are some misinterpretations of characters that I can think of off of the juu of my head.

What the fandom portrays him as:
Who he really is:
-A romantic
-Sees the beauty in everything

What the fandom portrays him as:
Who he really is:
-Childish at times, but not all the time
-Is actually very logical at times

What the fandom portrays him as:
Who he really is:...
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Birth month:
1) I danced with...
2) I partied with...
3) I slapped...
4) I studied with...
6) I fought...
7) I made a bet with...
8) I made chajio, chakula cha jioni for...
9) I went on a tarehe with...
10) I had a sleep over with...
11) I had a Skype chat with...
12) I Ran around naked with...

1) Poland
2) Denmark
3) France
4) Britain
5) Iceland
6) Sweden
7) China
8) Germany
9) Italy
10) Japan
11) Canada
12) Russia
13) Romano
14) Spain
15) Thailand
16) Latvia
17) Egypt
18) Prussia
19) Austria
20) Switzerland
21) Estonia
22) Lithuania
23) Finland
24) Norway
25) Greece
26) Turkey
27) South Korea
28) Cuba
29) Sealand
30) Holy Roman Empire
31) Hong Kong...
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posted by HeartfulStitch
I wrote this a siku before krisimasi Eve last mwaka and it was inspired kwa a very sweet song called: "Lullaby For A Story Night." I hope wewe all enjoy~ Thank wewe so much as always for reading~!

It wasn't too often that little Feliciano came running to Roderich for help au comfort but, one particular stormy night was no exception. The flashing lightning and booming thunder was enough to frighten the already rather timid little nation. As if the thunder and lightning was not enough, the wind howled outside his window like the crying of a hundred ghosts. The oak mti that was just outside was rustling,...
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User: wewe know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I wanna be a pasta.

Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.

User: Can we eat pasta?

Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.

User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.

Cleverbot: Oh, if wewe do not fall in love?

User: I am already in love.

Cleverbot: Wait you're in upendo Ben!?!

User: In upendo with pasta, that is! *sparkle wink*.

Cleverbot: Who are wewe in upendo with?

User: It is not a who. It is a what.

Cleverbot: It is most certainly a who.

User: It is pasta.

Cleverbot: I thought wewe were a girl.

User: I am pasta.

Cleverbot: No you're a machine....
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He gets everything...O-O

Cleverbot: Hi. *blushes again*

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Great yourself.

User: I am England.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet wewe Iggy.

User: As in...Igirisu? O-O.

Cleverbot: Hello, America.

User: I'm Iggy.

Cleverbot: Iggy from Axis Powers Hetalia?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite character from Hetalia?

User: Um...America?

Cleverbot: My favourite character is Hungary.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: No, Hungary.

User: I never thought of that. and use AMERICAN ENGLISH!

Cleverbot: Is the answer 42.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Never mind. What is my name?

User: Cleverbot. No, Paul.

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posted by kid_symmetry
Hey! I know a lot of people do this but i haven't seen one from a guys perspective! Even though i'm a girl, I have a lot of guy Marafiki and I just wanted to try and see if it would work. so here it is! Keseseses! ~

wewe walk down the street, hands in your pockets, over to Francis' house. He might be a pervert at times but he really helps wewe out when your having issues with your girlfriend. As wewe continue to walk towards Francis' house, wewe hope that wewe don't run into MIchelle, The girl who's always around. She doesn't have a lot of money so Francis took her in as a house guest and occasionally...
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Axel Beilschmidt:
Age: 21
Human personification of: Berlin,Germany
Team: axis powers
Older Siblings: Germany and Prussia
Occupation: nazi
Favorite food: liverwurst >_<"

Bruno Edelstein:
Age: 22
Human personification of: Vienna,Austria
Team: axis powers,under the European empire
Older siblings: N. Italy,Germany,Austria
Occupation: pianist
Favorite food: >3>

Felicia Hedervary:
Age: 22
Human personification of: Budapest,Hungary
Team: axis powers,under the European empire
Older siblings: N. Italy Hungary
Occupation: a kickass broad >3>
Favorite food: ^3^"

Sakura Honda:
Age: 20 1/2
Human personification...
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posted by TDIfangirl
Ivan Barginsky walked silently, at an even pace.
There were dozens and dozens of voices ringing in his head, voices that just wouldn't go away. Some voices were sad, some were angry, and some didn't even make sense. They were just yells and screams.
Czar Nicholas...Bolsheviks...Revolution.
His head was pounding. Sometimes, the pain would be too much and he'd sink to the ground.
But then again, who would care?
Nobody cared about old Russia.

Before World War 1 started, and the world became divided, Russia was the village idiot.
"Look at this--a rifle!" France exclaimed, inaonyesha off his new weapons....
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posted by HeartfulStitch
zaidi of my not so good uandishi skills!! I wrote this the siku before the world was supposed to "end" -chuckles- Anyways, the very end of this story was meant to be like a description of the picture wewe see. I do hope wewe enjoy~!

When the sky sets on the land, sometimes it comes rather slowly. Sometimes it fleets from us. When taken in, it feels as though it lasts a long time but, a mere turn from the sight, a mere glance off somewhere else, such a sight is instantly missed. A sight ever so fleeting if turned away from. One such Nation had the sky set on his land. He had watched a lot of things...
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posted by Malalani_Hawaii
It seemed to the states that the guests arrived all at once.
"Another round of beers for the awesome! Keseseses!"
"Don't touch me, taco-eating bastard! Go get me something to drink, jackass!"
"I totally would have brought my gppony, pony here if I knew wewe liked horses!"
"I think Angletere is avoiding me... What do wewe think ladies?"
Some of the states were hurrying around bringing countries drinks and snacks. Virginia was up at the turntables grinning at the crowd in front of her. America beamed at how well the states were behaving.
He felt a tap on his shoulder, "America, what are these minors doing at...
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posted by Aph-Finland
once outside when its nighttime:

a shooting nyota comes

Italy: ve~ look Germany! a shooting star!!

Germany: yes, i know

the axis: ..........

Italy: Germany. is there such thing as pasta, tambi stars?

Germany: Vhell..... no....

Italy: oh. i wish there was though so i can eat the stars when there falling and it will be so tasty like real pasta!!!

a shooting nyota comes

Japan: *takes the picture*

Italy: Ve~ look Germany! another shooting star!! this time it looks like its coming straight... for..... us.....

Japan: oh my...

Italy: *cries* WAAAA GERMANY SAVE ME!!!

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posted by -Breadqueen-
Belarus:Why doesn't brother like me?*about to cry but doesn't**someone opens the door a little*Ukraine:Belarus?Are alright sister?You been in here for hours? Belarus:Not now Ukraine! Ukraine:Okay...i'll leave wewe alone then!*closes door* Belarus:If brother wouldn't upendo me,then i'll make him upendo me! (Mean while at Norway's place)
Denmark:So what is it were doing again?:o
Norway:Trying to turn wewe into a pig!T_T
Norway:*annoys Denmark*T_T
*someone opens door*
Denmark and Norway:*turn*O.O
To be cont........
China: nihao muther f***er aru!!!
Japan:...lol whut?
China: I alisema NIHAO MUTHER F***ING F***ER!!!!
Japan: OH YEAH!!!!
China: F*** YEA!!!
Japan: OH YEA!?
China: YEAH!!!!
Japan: NIHAO GO DIE!!!
China: NIHAO CHEW MY C**K!!!
Japan: NIHAO SUCK MY D**K!!!
Russia: *walks in* what's going on?
China: nihao russia
Japan: nihao russia san
England: *crashes through window out of nowhere
and slams into Jaapn*
Russia: YAY!!! DOGPILE!!! *naughty look at China*
China: *takes off running* HOLY F***ING S**T ARU!!
Russia: VODKAAAAAAAA!!!! *tackles China*
America: *walks in* OH YEA!!! AWESOME!!! LET ME
JOIN THE DOGPILE!!! *jumps...
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posted by HeartfulStitch
Another one~! Also originally written on my Quizilla account. This one is about Peter Kirkland au Sealand. Please enjoy and have fun reading!

Okay, a lot of people say Peter is annoying because he pushes and pushes to become a country. Well, did wewe realize that he's chasing his dream? Of course he's going to push! Wouldn't wewe push to make your dream come true no matter what? Yes, Peter doesn't understand what it's like to be a country and the hardships that come with it but, he's willing to face them regardless. Some believe Peter's dream will never ever happen but, he does. He'll chase it...
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All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best chemsha bongo results. If wewe would like to take this chemsha bongo go to

When Arthur stormed into the house, wewe knew something was wrong. Moody to begin with, the Brit seemed even zaidi worked up than usual as wewe slinked over to him. Yanking at his hair, he failed to perceive your approach as wewe draped your arms around his shoulders. “Hello, love!” You...
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posted by Trainofdoom
Is what MOST anime mashabiki think as they click on the subbed version of their anime of choice. Heck I do it ALL the time. It's just something about the English voices that just rub me the wrong way. Plus sometimes they just COMPLETELY screw up the voices in a way that makes wewe want to ngumi, punch the voice-actors in the face. Very few anime's have good English versions.
Hetalia is one of them.
I'm going to make this short and sweet, and as unbiased as possible considering I'm a HUGE Hetalia shabiki 83. But there are 3 things that make the Funimation English dub of Hetalia WIN.
1. The script is executed perfectly,...
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