Hetalia. D8

China: AW! ARE wewe COMING ONTO ME!?
Russia: NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Japan: EXCUSE ME CHINA! BUT TERR ME WHAT wewe JUST
SAID!!!!
China: SHUT UP ARU!!! DON'T wewe DARE TRY TO GET
LOUD WIT MEH!!! *snaps fingers in Z shape*
Japan: OH NO wewe DIDN'T!!! *puts hands on his waist*
China: OH YES I DID!!! WHAT U WANT SOMMA THIS!?
Japan: AW!!! JUST TALK TO THE HAND!!! *shoves hand
in China's face*
China: OH NO wewe DIDN'T JUST GIVE ME THE HAND!!!
Japan: *walks over to England*
England: HELLO JAPAN! WANT A CUPCAKE?
Japan: *eats cupcake* SO HE WAS LIKE *shakes head*
U WANT SOMMA THIS? AND I WAS ALL LIKE...

Greece: *petting cat* what's your name girl?
what's your style?
Turkey: MAN wewe MUST BE UP OUT YO MIND!!!
England: OBJETCION!!!
Japan: OBJETCTION!!!
America: OBJECTION!!!
Hungray: OBJECTION!!!
Lithuania: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SCREAMING
ABOUT!!!!
Poland: LIKE wewe SHOULD LIKE...GO AND LIKE onyesha ME
YOUR C**K AND junk, taka AGAIN!!! IT'S GROWN BIGGER
SINCE I LAST SAW IT!!!
Lithuania: *dramatic stare* ...HELL...NO...
China: NIHAO JAPAN!!!!
Japan: *runs to China* CHINA!? WHAT THE F**K ARE
YOU DOING HERE B**CH!? I...MUTHER F**KER I TOLD
YOU TO NEVER MUTHER F**KING onyesha YO FACE AROUND
HERE MUTHER F**K!!! MUTHER...

wewe see, wewe have to do it in 30 days, but I decided to to it in 1 siku because I'm lazy.

1. Your inayopendelewa character
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, but we'll call him Russia for now.
2. Your least inayopendelewa character
His crumby little sister
3. Character you’d date
ESTONIA. au Russia. au Thailand ._.
4. Character you’d like to go shopping with
Poland, DUH.
5. Character you’d like as your child
...Chibitalia...?
6. Character who would probably be your rival
The same crumby little sister as in #2 and/or NAME OF CHARACTER WITHERLD
7. Character wewe have most in common with
Korea!
...It kinda sucks....