Everybody Hurts

1. wewe can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good siku to tell someone wewe upendo them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. wewe can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches wewe if wewe wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up kwa a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people...

House Season 1 Episode 22: Honeymoon

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House is occupied balancing spoons when Stacy shows up to get her husband, who needs a check-up due to abdominal pains, infantile regression, etc. Mark claims he's under stress and doesn't need help, House isn't too enthused about checking him out, and neither gets along with the other too well. But in the middle of a toast Mark collapses thanks to House drugging him to get him to the clinic.

The team go over Mark's case and House orders a battery of tests – Wilson suspects he's trying to look good for Stacy and get her back. Cameron begins to...

Wilson parked his car in front of Cuddy’s house. The silence was still filling the air around them since they left Mary’s home. The awkwardness of it was shouting the absence of words that could possibly express how they felt after what Doctor Mary told them. sekunde later Cuddy broke it.

“How… could it… have it come to this, Wilson?” Her voice was Lost and his eyes focused on the street.

“I don’t know…”

“Do wewe want to come in?” She spoke as she opened the door.

“Only if wewe need me.”

Cuddy took a deep breath and the silence filled the air again. “Should I… should...

It was midnight when wewe decided to stood up from your bed. You’ve been toss and turning for about an saa now and sleep hasn’t been part of the plan of your neurons in your brain. wewe walked down the hall only to find peace just kwa looking at a door at the end of the lonely pavement, a feeling you’ve been trying to find for several days now. wewe limped towards the doorknob, making sure not to disturb anyone near you. wewe stopped, knowing the woman behind the door might not want and need you. It took wewe a couple of dakika before wewe set yourself that this will be the night that will...

It was a mess in all the rooms of House and Cuddy’s nyumbani they bought a mwaka after they got together. One couldn’t tell which room is which since things were in a certain room which is not supposed to be there. The three mwaka old Rachel was crying so loud while she was being carried kwa Cuddy who was looking tired, upset and angry. Her hair was a disaster as they head for the baby’s room.
Cuddy: <looking pissed off at Rachel> Stop crying! <The cry of the baby continues and Cuddy looked at the baby then she placed it down heavily on the basinet but making sure she didn’t hurt it,...

To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over kwa a Reindeer"

Greg House got run over kwa a reindeer
limpin' nyumbani from Cuddy's house krisimasi eve. Wink Wink
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him krisimasi mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Greg House got run over kwa a reindeer,
limpin' nyumbani from Cuddy's house Christmas...

The episode begins with a view shot of the supposedly-Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, a faint, annoying sound in the playing in the background. And as sekunde go by, we finally realize that the buzzing, strumming, au perhaps ticking noise was intended to initiate suspense. As if the spoilers swimming around the internet hasn't caused that already. Back to the episode: We see bila mpangilio shots of clinic patients and staff in slow motion, and if wewe have already watched the episode like I have, you'd notice that the only actual faces we're actually seeing are the people who will be taken...