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‘Hugh this isn’t funny!’ Lisa pouted. ‘Well I think this siku just keeps getting better and better.’ Hugh alisema playfully. ‘O do you?’ she asked. ‘Well as a matter of fact, yes I do. I’m dying to see what your punishment will be this time. I actually hope it involves a little bit of spanking’ he alisema trying to sound as serious as possible. Lisa’s eyes widened, she had to admit she was a little shocked of these words coming out of Hugh’s mouth. ‘What’s wrong?’ Hugh asked still trying to keep his voice serious. ‘Well, I don’t know, let’s see… I just got busted and all wewe can think about is which punishment will be the most … well fun!’ she yelled. Her whole body radiated stress and worry in that moment. Hugh pulled her in his arms and tried to relax her a bit. ‘You know, as much as I upendo this onyesha I really don’t need wewe to be House when we’re not working. I like the British gentleman a lot better.’ she alisema softly. ‘Well then my lady, I’ll protect wewe against all who would ever want to harm wewe in any way.’ Hugh alisema in his natural British voice this time, while wrapping his strong arms even closer around her small form. She smiled and relaxed against his chest. ‘I just hope he’s not going to moto my ass’ she said. ‘O, I don’t think he’s going to moto your ass’ Hugh alisema jokingly ‘it’s a way to big part of the show’. She looked into his eyes and saw them sparkling playfully, she smiled at him and then splashed him with some water from the kisima, chemchemi they were still in.
Meanwhile David got out of the shower. He had been wanting to take a nice refreshing shower, but instead he was now covered in soup! There was only one person capable of pulling this kind of prank, Lisa… What the hell was she thinking, letting supu come out of the showers?! David quickly dried himself and put on some clothes, he smelled awful but he didn’t want to risk stepping in another ‘soup-shower’, he had to go and kill Lisa first…
‘I think I should talk to Katie first…’, Lisa said. ‘Hmm, that might be a good idea.’, Hugh replied. ‘Yes, I think it is, knowing David he’ll probably be looking for me now, but when he can’t find me he’ll go yell at Katie. So then I can go to Katie after and ask her if it’s necessary I flee the country…’, she said. Hugh laughed, ‘I don’t think that’s necessary, he’s not going to kill wewe au something…’. ‘You did just hear him scream, didn’t you?’, she asked. ‘Yes, I did, but don’t worry too much. Let’s try to contact Katie first, do wewe still have that walkie-talkie?’, he said. Lisa pulled the walkie-talkie out from under her dress, but it was soaked with water and foam. ‘I don’t think it works anymore.’, he said. ‘That’s just great. Now Jesse will also be mad at me…’, she sighed. He pulled his cell out of his pocket, but saw that it was also broken. ‘When I go buy a new cell remind me to ask if they have any waterproof ones.’, he said. She looked sadly at his broken cell, ‘I’m sorry…’. ‘It’s not your fault.’, he alisema and kissed her gently, ‘So what are we going to do now? We can’t contact Katie from here.’ She thought for a few sekunde ‘Maybe we can go to her office. We should walk all the way around the studio to the storeroom. The door at the other side of the storeroom is very close to Katie’s office. And we could also find some new clothes while we’re in the there.’ He smiled, ‘Sounds like a great plan, let’s go.’
‘Where the hell is she?!’ , David yelled barging into Katie’s office. ‘Who are wewe talking about?’, Katie asked. ‘Who do wewe think?! Lisa!’, David spoke still yelling. ‘Jeez David, relax. What’s wrong? Why are wewe looking for Lisa?’, she asked. ‘Because she covered me in soup!’, he said. ‘She covered wewe in soup…?’, she asked not understanding what he was talking about. ‘Don’t act like wewe don’t know anything! I was going to take a shower, but when I put it on it wasn’t water coming out of it, it was soup! And there is only one person who would pull a prank like this, Lisa! And wewe knew about this! wewe made me go to that brunch and made me stay there for 3 whole hours! So tell me what the hell is going on here?!’, he ranted. ‘I don’t know anything about the ehh ‘soup-shower’, but you’re right there is something going on. Just sit down please.’, she said, knowing that it would be better to tell him what was going on. David grabbed a chair and sat down, ‘Now tell me.’ ‘Lisa made a plan to make Hugh a little less grumpy. She thought it would be good for him to have a little fun so she asked everyone to take their super soakers, but she knew that wewe would never agree so she asked me to keep wewe away for a few hours.’, she said. David didn’t say anything, he was processing the information. So Lisa had indeed done something he had forbidden, but then again she did it for Hugh. And a happy Hugh, au even a less grumpy Hugh would be good for all of them. ‘Well, she’s not going to get away with this like that. I first want to know what other things she’s done besides having super soaker fights. Let’s go talk to the rest of the cast…’, he alisema a little zaidi relaxed than before.
Lisa and Hugh entered the storeroom, they had successfully walked around the studio without anybody seeing them. ‘God, it’s really dark in here!’, she said. ‘It’s probably not that dark, but it’s really light outside. Just let your eyes adjust to it.’, he replied. Lisa didn’t really want to wait and was already walking around. Hugh heard a loud thud, while Lisa squealed. ‘What’s wrong?’, he asked concerned. ‘I think I just fell in a box.’, she muttered. ‘I told you, wewe should let your eyes adjust to the darkness first.’, he said. His eyes had adjusted kwa now and he walked to her. She had apparently fallen into a box of party clothes. ‘Come here,’, he alisema while reaching his hands out to her and pulling her out of the box. ‘Hey, party clothes!’, she alisema happily. Her eyes had also adjusted to the darkness. ‘I’d upendo to see wewe in this outfit.’, he alisema grinning and inaonyesha her a bunny outfit. She laughed, ‘In your dreams honey, in your dreams!’ ‘Please? Nobody is here, and wewe wanted me to have fun right?’, he said. ‘Of course I want wewe to have fun, but that doesn’t mean I am going to dress up like a playboy bunny.’, she replied. ‘You would look really cute in it though…’, he tried once more. ‘That I would.’, she smiled. Then she spotted a Superman outfit including a mask and a cape. ‘You know what, I’ll put that bunny outfit on if… wewe wear this Superman outfit!’, she said. ‘Y-You want me to put … that on?’, he asked her unbelievingly. She knew how much Hugh hated to dress up, he didn’t even like to wear his ‘House-clothes’. ‘Yes, that is if wewe want to see me in that bunny outfit…’ , she replied. Hugh had to think about, but then told her he’d do it. She picks up the bunny outfit and then looks at herself, she’ll have to take her wet clothes of first, not that that is a problem but Hugh is almost burning her with his stare. ‘Eh, Hugh? Could wewe please go dress up somewhere else? wewe know like somewhere where your can’t burn me with your eyes?’, she asked. He didn’t say anything but pulled her to him and began to kiss her. She quickly got Lost in his kisses and he started to undress her slowly… ‘Mmm, Hugh,…’, she mumbled. He smiled against her lips. Her dress had fallen to the floor kwa now and he moved his hands slowly up her back to find the clasp of her bra. When she felt what he was doing she quickly pulled back. He looked at her questioningly. ‘Not here. I-I…’, she muttered. ‘It’s okay… Besides, I’ve already seen your breasts before wewe know.’, he said. ‘You have?!’, she replied in astonishment. He blushed, ‘Well yes, it.. I’m sorry I didn’t really mean to, it wasn’t like I was peeking au something…’ ‘When?!’, she asked. Hugh smiled, ‘Do wewe remember my birthday party last year?’.
Because Hugh would never throw himself a party his wife, who was temporarily staying with him in LA, was throwing a surprise party for Hugh’s 49th birthday . She had already send invitations to their Marafiki and family in London and was thinking about who she’d invite from Hugh’s work. It would be a classy party. She was really excited about it, besides it being Hugh’s birthday she’d also have the chance to onyesha their new house to their Marafiki and family from London.
That evening Hugh was ‘snack-hunting’ in the jikoni when he found the guest orodha for his surprise party. He picked it up, above the first 20 names stood ‘London friends’, he scanned through the names but only a few of them sounded vaguely familiar, the rest of them were probably Marafiki of Jo. Then there was a group of names titled family, his children, brother and sisters were between those names. He sighed, his brother and sisters weren’t really known for their party skills. Then he got to a group of names titled ‘Hugh’s colleagues’. Robert, David and Katie were invited, but behind Jennifer, Jesse and Omar were swali marks and at the bottom of the orodha was written ‘Lisa, NOT invited’. He felt a flash of anger shoot through him. Why wasn’t Lisa invited? Her parties were always so much fun and when she came to someone else’s party she’d always know how to turn a boring party into a spectacular one. The one time he actually celebrated his birthday he wanted Lisa to be part of it, maybe he could convince Jo without actually telling her he knew about his surprise party.
In the two weeks after that he told his wife a lot of stories about work and how Lisa made everyone laugh. Jo got zaidi irritated with Hugh’s stories every day, but pretended to be interested. But then one siku Hugh came home, his cheeks obviously red, he told her how he and Lisa had privately rehearsed Lisa’s striptease, with besides them only David in the room. It was the final straw and Hugh was sure he saw steam coming from Jo’s ears… He ended up sleeping on the kitanda for a week even though they had enough guest rooms.
A few days after that the whole cast, except for Hugh, was sitting in the lounge, talking about Hugh’s surprise party , they had gotten their invitations. ‘So, what are wewe guys going to buy Hugh?’, Omar asked. ‘I have no idea, he already has everything he wants!’, Jennifer answered. ‘What kind of party is it going to be anyways?’, Jesse asked. ‘A surprise party…’, Robert said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. Lisa looked up from the book she was reading. ‘Who’s getting a surprise party?’, she asked. ‘Hugh’s wife is throwing one for him’, Robert said. ‘Aren’t wewe invited?’, Jennifer asked surprised. Lisa didn’t really know what to say, ‘N-No, I didn’t get an invitation…’. ‘That’s weird,’, Jesse said. ‘Yeah…’, Lisa answered.
Hugh had been standing around the corner for the past seconds, he wanted to go into the lounge but when he heard where they were talking about he’d waited. He caught his cell out of his pocket and texted Lisa. Lisa felt her phone buzz and read Hugh’s message, he wanted to talk to her in private. She excused herself from the lounge and opened the door to see Hugh there waiting for her. ‘Hey, shall we go somewhere a little zaidi private?’, he asked. ‘Yeah,…’, she alisema not knowing what he wanted to talk about. They walked to his dressing room. Once they were both in there he locked the door and sat down inayofuata to her on the couch. ‘I heard where wewe guys were talking about.’, he said. ‘Your eh..’, she said. ‘My surprise party, don’t worry I already knew. I found the guest orodha in the jikoni a few weeks ago.’, he alisema softly. ‘And I wasn’t on it…’, she replied. ‘No, wewe weren’t, but that’s not because I don’t want wewe to come. I really do want wewe to come, I tried to convince Jo for weeks but she doesn’t want to invite you, I’m sorry…’, he alisema feeling ashamed. Her eyes looked sad, ‘It’s okay, it’s not your fault…’, she alisema barely audible, while looking away from him. She didn’t want him to see how hurt she really was. ‘No, but it is my party and I want wewe to be there…’, he said, while realizing something, ‘… that’s why I am inviting wewe myself. Will wewe come to my house Wednesday night and celebrate my birthday with me?’ She looked up at him and smiled, ‘You shouldn’t do that wewe know, I don’t want wewe to get in trouble…’ ‘I won’t get in trouble, I’m just inviting a friend to come and celebrate my birthday with me.’, he alisema and pulled her into a hug. She smiled brightly now, ‘In that case I will come to your party Wednesday night.’.
Two days later it was June 11th, Hugh’s birthday. Jo had send Hugh of to the grocery store, in a suit if he hadn’t known about the party he’d surely known kwa now, at 7.30pm so she could make the last preparations before the guests would arrive at 8.00pm. Hopefully it would take Hugh a little while longer to get all the groceries so everyone was there before he arrived back home. Hugh arrived at 8.15pm and everyone yelled ‘surprise!’. Hugh faked a smile, thanked everyone for coming and accepted gifts, he also tried to make some small talk but he quickly got bored. ‘Where are the kids?’, Hugh asked he remembered them being on the list. ‘O honey, I’m sorry they couldn’t make it, they had exams and other things I’m sorry.’ , Jo said. Hugh nodded, he hadn’t really expected anything else. He walked away, poured himself a scotch and went to sit inayofuata to the window. He thought the party was boring, but the other guests seemed to amuse themselves. Stephen saw Hugh staring out the window sadly and walked to him. ‘Are wewe okay?’, he asked. ‘I’m fine…’, Hugh replied not at all convincing. ‘You don’t sound like that… Don’t wewe like the party?’, Stephen asked. ‘It’s not that, it’s just… I don’t know, like something ‘s missing…’, Hugh replied. ‘I’m sorry your children couldn’t make it…’, Stephen replied, but Hugh wasn’t listening anymore.
He saw a very beautiful creature walking to his front door and his whole face lightened up. He quickly got up and opened the door to see Lisa standing in front of him. She wore simple but gorgeous short black dress and she was smiling brightly at him. ‘Happy birthday.’, she said. ‘Thanks… wewe look really beautiful…’, he said, blushing. She giggled. ‘Can I come in?’, she asked. ‘Of course! I.. eh come in!’, he stuttered. She kissed him on his cheek and gave him his birthday present. He smiled happily at her and impulsively pulled her into a hug.
At that moment Jo came walking into the hallway, she’d heard the doorbell ring and wondered who it could be, all the guests from her orodha were already there. ‘What are wewe doing here?!’, she yelled at Lisa. Hugh and Lisa quickly let go of each other. ‘I..’, Lisa tried, but before she got the chance to reply Jo was already yelling again. ‘Get of off my husband and get the hell out of my house! wewe aren’t invited!’ Lisa didn’t know what to do, she’d expected somewhat of an argument but nothing like this. ‘She was invited, I invited her…’, Hugh said. ‘I asked her to come and celebrate my birthday with me, how could I know you’d planned all this?’ ‘Well wewe could have told me wewe invited her! Now it is to late! I don’t want her at this party! If wewe want to celebrate your birthday with her then go somewhere else!’, Jo screamed. ‘You know what, I am going to go somewhere else! Come on Lisa!’, Hugh yelled grabbed Lisa’s hand and took her outside to go to the garage. Jo slammed the door closed.
‘Hugh I don’t know if this is such a good idea, I it’s that big of a problem I’ll just leave and we can go celebrate your birthday another time.’, she tried. Hugh didn’t want to listen though, he threw her a kofia, chapeo and put on his own. ‘Today is my birthday and I want to go and have fun, I don’t care what they think…’, he alisema and climbed onto his bike. Lisa quickly climbed on the backseat and the drove away, leaving a very angry Jo behind.
He drove them to the beach, parked his bike and walked onto the sand. Lisa slid of her shoes and followed him, she didn’t want to leave him, who knew what he could do being in this state of mind. He walked really fast and she couldn’t keep up with him. ‘Will wewe please walk a little slower? Not everyone is as tall as you, wewe know…’, she muttered. ‘I know.’, he replied, but didn’t slow down. Lisa then threw one of her shoes at him. He stopped walking and turned around. ‘Hey! What did wewe do that for?’, he asked. ‘I thought that would get your attention.’, she smiled and ran to him. A small smile formed on his lips, she looked adorable, as neat as her hair had been be for so messy was it now. He reached over to tuck some of her hair behind her ear. She smiled, then started to tickle him. ‘He-ey!’, he alisema laughing. ‘why are wewe doing this now huh? wewe already got my attention!’ She blushed, ‘I wanted to see wewe laugh…’ He smiled broadly then started to tickle her, they both fell into the sand still tickling each other. After a while they stopped and just lay inayofuata to each other enjoying the night. Suddenly she got up, took her dress of to reveal a strapless black bra with matching panties and ran to the ocean. Hugh watched her in astonishment. This woman was everything but boring. He saw her play happily in the water. ‘You should come here too! The water is great!’, she yelled. He thought about it for a few sekunde then stripped down to his boxers, the beach, pwani was empty except for them so it was okay, he told himself. He ran into the ocean and they played happily in and with the water for a while.
‘I’m getting cold,’, Lisa said. ‘Yeah, me too. We should get out, we can watch the sunset at the beach.’, he said. ‘Good idea.’, she responded and they both walked out of the ocean. Lisa’s strapless bra hadn’t completely survived the ocean, it was around her waist now. She quickly put it back in place but Hugh had already seen her breasts, he didn’t say anything though. They sat down at the beach, pwani to dry and watch the sunset. Being a gentleman Hugh put his koti, jacket around her. She thanked him and leaned a little into him. After a few dakika Hugh pulled her against him and softly kissed her hair. ‘Thank you, I had a wonderful birthday.’, he whispered. They watched the sunset together, talked for a little while, then Hugh drove her home…
‘I think that was the first time I realized actually how crazy I am about you.’, Hugh said. ‘When wewe saw my breasts?’, Lisa alisema playfully. ‘Yes, they really made the difference!’, he alisema sarcastically, ‘You know what I mean…’ ‘Yes, I do…’, she alisema ‘You never told me what Jo alisema when wewe came back that night.’. ‘She was pissed. I told her I had brought wewe nyumbani then went to the beach, pwani to think and ended up cooling myself down in the water. She was still pissed, but happy that I told her that I brought wewe straight home. I had to sleep another week on the kitanda and we never talked about it again.’, he said. ‘So wewe lied...’, she said. ‘Yeah…’, he sighed. She saw he didn’t want to talk about it anymore, ‘So where there any other times wewe saw my breasts?’, she asked. ‘Only one zaidi time… wewe accidentally dropped your bra during the striptease rehearsal once…’, he said, blushing. She laughed, ‘It’s okay.’ He smiled broadly at that, his hand sliding down her back slowly as he dipped his head to kiss her neck gently. ‘Good’, he said. They got Lost in each other once again and made out passionately while undressing each other further…
‘So here wewe are!’, David said. He and Katie had found the rest of the cast lounging outside of the studio. Everyone looked up at him. ‘David…’, Jennifer said. They were all a little afraid of what would happen next, but tried to keep calm. ‘What’s that smell?’, Omar asked. ‘That would be me, because SOMEONE thought it would be FUNNY to cover me in SOUP.’, David alisema angrily. Robert blushed, Olivia and Jennifer had a guilty look on their faces and Peter, Omar and Jesse didn’t understand what David was talking about. ‘What do wewe have to say for yourselves? ‘, David asked. ‘Soup?!’, Jesse asked unbelievingly. ‘Yes, SOUP!’, David spat at him. ‘We ehm, I might have put bouillon blocks in the kuoga heads of the men’s showers…’, Robert said. ‘You did what?!’, Omar said, laughing because of all people it had been Robert who did this. ‘It was kind of our secret weapon…’, Robert replied. ‘Secret weapon?’, David asked. Robert explained to him what had happened that morning and Omar told the things Hugh’s team had done and come up with.
‘So do any of wewe know where Hugh is right now?’, David asked. ‘Well, he’s probably still with Lisa. I had to put his kuoga cream inayofuata to the fountain, so maybe they are still there?’, Peter said. ‘Let’s go look, wewe all come with me.’, David said. Everyone went to door that led to the small square with the fountain. Jennifer opened the door. ‘O my god…’, she said. Everyone stepped onto the small square and saw that it was covered in foam. David’s head got so red Olivia was scared he was literally going to explode. ‘This… THIS… is the last straw, do wewe hear me, THE LAST STRAW!’, David yelled, ‘You are at work people, not at some amusement park! And wewe should all know that! That’s why I am shortening the winter break with one week for all of you! And Lisa & Hugh, they will do every single dirty job I can think of till that break starting with cleaning this whole mess! But seeing as that won’t punish them today wewe all fill your super soakers with pure syrup, make teams and go find Lisa and Hugh! Robert, because wewe put the bouillon blocks in the kuoga heads, wewe come with me!’
‘Do wewe hear that?’, Lisa asked, pulling back from Hugh. She was only wearing panties now and Hugh was only wearing his boxers. ‘What do wewe mean?,’, he asked, pulling her against him again. ‘Voices outside… O, god, it’s David! Quick put on … well something!’, she alisema while grabbing the nearest piece of clothing which was the bunny outfit. Hugh tried to put the Superman outfit on as fast as possible. He wanted to put on his own clothes but didn’t know where Lisa had thrown them. They heard someone open the door, it was the same door they had come through. ‘Looks like they have at least been her, look at the amount of water on the floor.’, they heard someone say. ‘Is that Robert?!’, Lisa asked quietly. ‘It does sound like him. What are we going to do now?’, Hugh whispered. ‘Let’s see if we can get to the other exit.’, Lisa whispered back. They quietly moved in the direction of the exit close to Katie’s office, but ran into a cupboard ukuta separating the room in two. ‘That’s just great. We have no way out, any other plans?’, Hugh whispered. ‘You go distract them with our super soakers, I’ll think of something.’, Lisa alisema already knowing what she was going to do. ‘Okay, just… be careful.’, he alisema and kissed her passionately once more. ‘You too…’, she whispered back.
‘I hear them.’, David said. ‘Me too’, Robert replied. Then they saw Hugh, dressed in a Superman outfit armed with two super soakers. ‘What the hell are wewe wearing?!’, David alisema laughing. ‘O, wewe mean this? Yeah, I never told you, but this is what I do at night.’, Hugh said. Robert was also laughing, Hugh looked completely ridiculous in that outfit. ‘You dress up and wear tights…’, Robert said. ‘Well wewe have to give something for being a superhero.’, Hugh replied. ‘Where is the woman in need kwa the way?, Robert asked. ‘To find out about that wewe first have to get passed me!’, Hugh alisema in what he thought was his superhero voice. David and Robert got into a super soaker fight with Hugh.
In the meantime Lisa was climbing the cupboard wall, she figured that if she would get to the other side of the wall, David couldn’t get her before she’d talked to Katie. The cupboard was a little unstable but she figured she was light enough to not bring it out of balance…
‘Ew what is this sticky stuff?!’, Hugh asked. ‘It’s syrup!’, David alisema happily, he was really getting in to the game now. ‘I’m hit with my own secret weapon, that’s just great…’, Hugh sighed. ‘Well it’s better than being covered in supu instead of taking a refreshing shower!’, David replied. Hugh smirked, so that was Lisa’s real secret weapon. He turned his head to see if he could see her and then saw what she was doing. ‘Lisa! What are wewe doing?!’, he yelled at her, ‘Please come down!’. He didn’t like what she was trying to do at all, the cupboard didn’t look that stable and he didn’t want her to get hurt, she didn’t listen though. At the mention of Lisa’s name David stopped soaking Hugh and wanted to get past Hugh to get to Lisa. Hugh didn’t let him pass, but David knew there were other ways to were Lisa was now, so he took one of those…
She was almost at the juu of the cupboard when Hugh called out to her again, ‘Lisa, please! It isn’t worth it!’ She turned her head around at his words and accidentally placed her foot into a box, now her foot was stuck. This really sucked, David was coming closer to her, she had to be fast. She tried to free her foot carefully, but didn’t succeed. David was coming really close now, it was now au never, she roughly pulled on her foot and it was set free, but in doing so she Lost her balance and fell. ‘Hugh!!’, she screamed. Hugh turned around, saw Lisa falling and ran to her as fast as he could, so did David. With trying to grab the cupboard when she was falling, the already unstable cupboard had also began to fall. Hugh screamed loudly when he saw Lisa hitting the floor. She didn’t songesha and the beautiful dark color of her hair was quickly replaced kwa the intense and dangerous color of fresh blood, not to mention that the cupboard was still falling…
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I have good news and I have bad news... The good news is that I have a whole new chapter for wewe now and I hope wewe enjoy! The bad news is that I'm going on vacation tomorrow for at least a week, maybe two... So I won't be able to update...
For now enjoy! And o, italics are flashbacks;)
‘Hugh this isn’t funny!’ Lisa pouted. ‘Well I think this siku just keeps getting better and better.’ Hugh alisema playfully. ‘O do you?’ she asked. ‘Well as a matter of fact, yes I do. I’m dying to see what your punishment will be this time. I actually hope it involves a little bit of spanking’ he alisema trying to sound as serious as possible. Lisa’s eyes widened, she had to admit she was a little shocked of these words coming out of Hugh’s mouth. ‘What’s wrong?’ Hugh asked still trying to keep his voice serious. ‘Well, I don’t know, let’s see… I just got busted and all wewe can think about is which punishment will be the most … well fun!’ she yelled. Her whole body radiated stress and worry in that moment. Hugh pulled her in his arms and tried to relax her a bit. ‘You know, as much as I upendo this onyesha I really don’t need wewe to be House when we’re not working. I like the British gentleman a lot better.’ she alisema softly. ‘Well then my lady, I’ll protect wewe against all who would ever want to harm wewe in any way.’ Hugh alisema in his natural British voice this time, while wrapping his strong arms even closer around her small form. She smiled and relaxed against his chest. ‘I just hope he’s not going to moto my ass’ she said. ‘O, I don’t think he’s going to moto your ass’ Hugh alisema jokingly ‘it’s a way to big part of the show’. She looked into his eyes and saw them sparkling playfully, she smiled at him and then splashed him with some water from the kisima, chemchemi they were still in.
Meanwhile David got out of the shower. He had been wanting to take a nice refreshing shower, but instead he was now covered in soup! There was only one person capable of pulling this kind of prank, Lisa… What the hell was she thinking, letting supu come out of the showers?! David quickly dried himself and put on some clothes, he smelled awful but he didn’t want to risk stepping in another ‘soup-shower’, he had to go and kill Lisa first…
‘I think I should talk to Katie first…’, Lisa said. ‘Hmm, that might be a good idea.’, Hugh replied. ‘Yes, I think it is, knowing David he’ll probably be looking for me now, but when he can’t find me he’ll go yell at Katie. So then I can go to Katie after and ask her if it’s necessary I flee the country…’, she said. Hugh laughed, ‘I don’t think that’s necessary, he’s not going to kill wewe au something…’. ‘You did just hear him scream, didn’t you?’, she asked. ‘Yes, I did, but don’t worry too much. Let’s try to contact Katie first, do wewe still have that walkie-talkie?’, he said. Lisa pulled the walkie-talkie out from under her dress, but it was soaked with water and foam. ‘I don’t think it works anymore.’, he said. ‘That’s just great. Now Jesse will also be mad at me…’, she sighed. He pulled his cell out of his pocket, but saw that it was also broken. ‘When I go buy a new cell remind me to ask if they have any waterproof ones.’, he said. She looked sadly at his broken cell, ‘I’m sorry…’. ‘It’s not your fault.’, he alisema and kissed her gently, ‘So what are we going to do now? We can’t contact Katie from here.’ She thought for a few sekunde ‘Maybe we can go to her office. We should walk all the way around the studio to the storeroom. The door at the other side of the storeroom is very close to Katie’s office. And we could also find some new clothes while we’re in the there.’ He smiled, ‘Sounds like a great plan, let’s go.’
‘Where the hell is she?!’ , David yelled barging into Katie’s office. ‘Who are wewe talking about?’, Katie asked. ‘Who do wewe think?! Lisa!’, David spoke still yelling. ‘Jeez David, relax. What’s wrong? Why are wewe looking for Lisa?’, she asked. ‘Because she covered me in soup!’, he said. ‘She covered wewe in soup…?’, she asked not understanding what he was talking about. ‘Don’t act like wewe don’t know anything! I was going to take a shower, but when I put it on it wasn’t water coming out of it, it was soup! And there is only one person who would pull a prank like this, Lisa! And wewe knew about this! wewe made me go to that brunch and made me stay there for 3 whole hours! So tell me what the hell is going on here?!’, he ranted. ‘I don’t know anything about the ehh ‘soup-shower’, but you’re right there is something going on. Just sit down please.’, she said, knowing that it would be better to tell him what was going on. David grabbed a chair and sat down, ‘Now tell me.’ ‘Lisa made a plan to make Hugh a little less grumpy. She thought it would be good for him to have a little fun so she asked everyone to take their super soakers, but she knew that wewe would never agree so she asked me to keep wewe away for a few hours.’, she said. David didn’t say anything, he was processing the information. So Lisa had indeed done something he had forbidden, but then again she did it for Hugh. And a happy Hugh, au even a less grumpy Hugh would be good for all of them. ‘Well, she’s not going to get away with this like that. I first want to know what other things she’s done besides having super soaker fights. Let’s go talk to the rest of the cast…’, he alisema a little zaidi relaxed than before.
Lisa and Hugh entered the storeroom, they had successfully walked around the studio without anybody seeing them. ‘God, it’s really dark in here!’, she said. ‘It’s probably not that dark, but it’s really light outside. Just let your eyes adjust to it.’, he replied. Lisa didn’t really want to wait and was already walking around. Hugh heard a loud thud, while Lisa squealed. ‘What’s wrong?’, he asked concerned. ‘I think I just fell in a box.’, she muttered. ‘I told you, wewe should let your eyes adjust to the darkness first.’, he said. His eyes had adjusted kwa now and he walked to her. She had apparently fallen into a box of party clothes. ‘Come here,’, he alisema while reaching his hands out to her and pulling her out of the box. ‘Hey, party clothes!’, she alisema happily. Her eyes had also adjusted to the darkness. ‘I’d upendo to see wewe in this outfit.’, he alisema grinning and inaonyesha her a bunny outfit. She laughed, ‘In your dreams honey, in your dreams!’ ‘Please? Nobody is here, and wewe wanted me to have fun right?’, he said. ‘Of course I want wewe to have fun, but that doesn’t mean I am going to dress up like a playboy bunny.’, she replied. ‘You would look really cute in it though…’, he tried once more. ‘That I would.’, she smiled. Then she spotted a Superman outfit including a mask and a cape. ‘You know what, I’ll put that bunny outfit on if… wewe wear this Superman outfit!’, she said. ‘Y-You want me to put … that on?’, he asked her unbelievingly. She knew how much Hugh hated to dress up, he didn’t even like to wear his ‘House-clothes’. ‘Yes, that is if wewe want to see me in that bunny outfit…’ , she replied. Hugh had to think about, but then told her he’d do it. She picks up the bunny outfit and then looks at herself, she’ll have to take her wet clothes of first, not that that is a problem but Hugh is almost burning her with his stare. ‘Eh, Hugh? Could wewe please go dress up somewhere else? wewe know like somewhere where your can’t burn me with your eyes?’, she asked. He didn’t say anything but pulled her to him and began to kiss her. She quickly got Lost in his kisses and he started to undress her slowly… ‘Mmm, Hugh,…’, she mumbled. He smiled against her lips. Her dress had fallen to the floor kwa now and he moved his hands slowly up her back to find the clasp of her bra. When she felt what he was doing she quickly pulled back. He looked at her questioningly. ‘Not here. I-I…’, she muttered. ‘It’s okay… Besides, I’ve already seen your breasts before wewe know.’, he said. ‘You have?!’, she replied in astonishment. He blushed, ‘Well yes, it.. I’m sorry I didn’t really mean to, it wasn’t like I was peeking au something…’ ‘When?!’, she asked. Hugh smiled, ‘Do wewe remember my birthday party last year?’.
Because Hugh would never throw himself a party his wife, who was temporarily staying with him in LA, was throwing a surprise party for Hugh’s 49th birthday . She had already send invitations to their Marafiki and family in London and was thinking about who she’d invite from Hugh’s work. It would be a classy party. She was really excited about it, besides it being Hugh’s birthday she’d also have the chance to onyesha their new house to their Marafiki and family from London.
That evening Hugh was ‘snack-hunting’ in the jikoni when he found the guest orodha for his surprise party. He picked it up, above the first 20 names stood ‘London friends’, he scanned through the names but only a few of them sounded vaguely familiar, the rest of them were probably Marafiki of Jo. Then there was a group of names titled family, his children, brother and sisters were between those names. He sighed, his brother and sisters weren’t really known for their party skills. Then he got to a group of names titled ‘Hugh’s colleagues’. Robert, David and Katie were invited, but behind Jennifer, Jesse and Omar were swali marks and at the bottom of the orodha was written ‘Lisa, NOT invited’. He felt a flash of anger shoot through him. Why wasn’t Lisa invited? Her parties were always so much fun and when she came to someone else’s party she’d always know how to turn a boring party into a spectacular one. The one time he actually celebrated his birthday he wanted Lisa to be part of it, maybe he could convince Jo without actually telling her he knew about his surprise party.
In the two weeks after that he told his wife a lot of stories about work and how Lisa made everyone laugh. Jo got zaidi irritated with Hugh’s stories every day, but pretended to be interested. But then one siku Hugh came home, his cheeks obviously red, he told her how he and Lisa had privately rehearsed Lisa’s striptease, with besides them only David in the room. It was the final straw and Hugh was sure he saw steam coming from Jo’s ears… He ended up sleeping on the kitanda for a week even though they had enough guest rooms.
A few days after that the whole cast, except for Hugh, was sitting in the lounge, talking about Hugh’s surprise party , they had gotten their invitations. ‘So, what are wewe guys going to buy Hugh?’, Omar asked. ‘I have no idea, he already has everything he wants!’, Jennifer answered. ‘What kind of party is it going to be anyways?’, Jesse asked. ‘A surprise party…’, Robert said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. Lisa looked up from the book she was reading. ‘Who’s getting a surprise party?’, she asked. ‘Hugh’s wife is throwing one for him’, Robert said. ‘Aren’t wewe invited?’, Jennifer asked surprised. Lisa didn’t really know what to say, ‘N-No, I didn’t get an invitation…’. ‘That’s weird,’, Jesse said. ‘Yeah…’, Lisa answered.
Hugh had been standing around the corner for the past seconds, he wanted to go into the lounge but when he heard where they were talking about he’d waited. He caught his cell out of his pocket and texted Lisa. Lisa felt her phone buzz and read Hugh’s message, he wanted to talk to her in private. She excused herself from the lounge and opened the door to see Hugh there waiting for her. ‘Hey, shall we go somewhere a little zaidi private?’, he asked. ‘Yeah,…’, she alisema not knowing what he wanted to talk about. They walked to his dressing room. Once they were both in there he locked the door and sat down inayofuata to her on the couch. ‘I heard where wewe guys were talking about.’, he said. ‘Your eh..’, she said. ‘My surprise party, don’t worry I already knew. I found the guest orodha in the jikoni a few weeks ago.’, he alisema softly. ‘And I wasn’t on it…’, she replied. ‘No, wewe weren’t, but that’s not because I don’t want wewe to come. I really do want wewe to come, I tried to convince Jo for weeks but she doesn’t want to invite you, I’m sorry…’, he alisema feeling ashamed. Her eyes looked sad, ‘It’s okay, it’s not your fault…’, she alisema barely audible, while looking away from him. She didn’t want him to see how hurt she really was. ‘No, but it is my party and I want wewe to be there…’, he said, while realizing something, ‘… that’s why I am inviting wewe myself. Will wewe come to my house Wednesday night and celebrate my birthday with me?’ She looked up at him and smiled, ‘You shouldn’t do that wewe know, I don’t want wewe to get in trouble…’ ‘I won’t get in trouble, I’m just inviting a friend to come and celebrate my birthday with me.’, he alisema and pulled her into a hug. She smiled brightly now, ‘In that case I will come to your party Wednesday night.’.
Two days later it was June 11th, Hugh’s birthday. Jo had send Hugh of to the grocery store, in a suit if he hadn’t known about the party he’d surely known kwa now, at 7.30pm so she could make the last preparations before the guests would arrive at 8.00pm. Hopefully it would take Hugh a little while longer to get all the groceries so everyone was there before he arrived back home. Hugh arrived at 8.15pm and everyone yelled ‘surprise!’. Hugh faked a smile, thanked everyone for coming and accepted gifts, he also tried to make some small talk but he quickly got bored. ‘Where are the kids?’, Hugh asked he remembered them being on the list. ‘O honey, I’m sorry they couldn’t make it, they had exams and other things I’m sorry.’ , Jo said. Hugh nodded, he hadn’t really expected anything else. He walked away, poured himself a scotch and went to sit inayofuata to the window. He thought the party was boring, but the other guests seemed to amuse themselves. Stephen saw Hugh staring out the window sadly and walked to him. ‘Are wewe okay?’, he asked. ‘I’m fine…’, Hugh replied not at all convincing. ‘You don’t sound like that… Don’t wewe like the party?’, Stephen asked. ‘It’s not that, it’s just… I don’t know, like something ‘s missing…’, Hugh replied. ‘I’m sorry your children couldn’t make it…’, Stephen replied, but Hugh wasn’t listening anymore.
He saw a very beautiful creature walking to his front door and his whole face lightened up. He quickly got up and opened the door to see Lisa standing in front of him. She wore simple but gorgeous short black dress and she was smiling brightly at him. ‘Happy birthday.’, she said. ‘Thanks… wewe look really beautiful…’, he said, blushing. She giggled. ‘Can I come in?’, she asked. ‘Of course! I.. eh come in!’, he stuttered. She kissed him on his cheek and gave him his birthday present. He smiled happily at her and impulsively pulled her into a hug.
At that moment Jo came walking into the hallway, she’d heard the doorbell ring and wondered who it could be, all the guests from her orodha were already there. ‘What are wewe doing here?!’, she yelled at Lisa. Hugh and Lisa quickly let go of each other. ‘I..’, Lisa tried, but before she got the chance to reply Jo was already yelling again. ‘Get of off my husband and get the hell out of my house! wewe aren’t invited!’ Lisa didn’t know what to do, she’d expected somewhat of an argument but nothing like this. ‘She was invited, I invited her…’, Hugh said. ‘I asked her to come and celebrate my birthday with me, how could I know you’d planned all this?’ ‘Well wewe could have told me wewe invited her! Now it is to late! I don’t want her at this party! If wewe want to celebrate your birthday with her then go somewhere else!’, Jo screamed. ‘You know what, I am going to go somewhere else! Come on Lisa!’, Hugh yelled grabbed Lisa’s hand and took her outside to go to the garage. Jo slammed the door closed.
‘Hugh I don’t know if this is such a good idea, I it’s that big of a problem I’ll just leave and we can go celebrate your birthday another time.’, she tried. Hugh didn’t want to listen though, he threw her a kofia, chapeo and put on his own. ‘Today is my birthday and I want to go and have fun, I don’t care what they think…’, he alisema and climbed onto his bike. Lisa quickly climbed on the backseat and the drove away, leaving a very angry Jo behind.
He drove them to the beach, parked his bike and walked onto the sand. Lisa slid of her shoes and followed him, she didn’t want to leave him, who knew what he could do being in this state of mind. He walked really fast and she couldn’t keep up with him. ‘Will wewe please walk a little slower? Not everyone is as tall as you, wewe know…’, she muttered. ‘I know.’, he replied, but didn’t slow down. Lisa then threw one of her shoes at him. He stopped walking and turned around. ‘Hey! What did wewe do that for?’, he asked. ‘I thought that would get your attention.’, she smiled and ran to him. A small smile formed on his lips, she looked adorable, as neat as her hair had been be for so messy was it now. He reached over to tuck some of her hair behind her ear. She smiled, then started to tickle him. ‘He-ey!’, he alisema laughing. ‘why are wewe doing this now huh? wewe already got my attention!’ She blushed, ‘I wanted to see wewe laugh…’ He smiled broadly then started to tickle her, they both fell into the sand still tickling each other. After a while they stopped and just lay inayofuata to each other enjoying the night. Suddenly she got up, took her dress of to reveal a strapless black bra with matching panties and ran to the ocean. Hugh watched her in astonishment. This woman was everything but boring. He saw her play happily in the water. ‘You should come here too! The water is great!’, she yelled. He thought about it for a few sekunde then stripped down to his boxers, the beach, pwani was empty except for them so it was okay, he told himself. He ran into the ocean and they played happily in and with the water for a while.
‘I’m getting cold,’, Lisa said. ‘Yeah, me too. We should get out, we can watch the sunset at the beach.’, he said. ‘Good idea.’, she responded and they both walked out of the ocean. Lisa’s strapless bra hadn’t completely survived the ocean, it was around her waist now. She quickly put it back in place but Hugh had already seen her breasts, he didn’t say anything though. They sat down at the beach, pwani to dry and watch the sunset. Being a gentleman Hugh put his koti, jacket around her. She thanked him and leaned a little into him. After a few dakika Hugh pulled her against him and softly kissed her hair. ‘Thank you, I had a wonderful birthday.’, he whispered. They watched the sunset together, talked for a little while, then Hugh drove her home…
‘I think that was the first time I realized actually how crazy I am about you.’, Hugh said. ‘When wewe saw my breasts?’, Lisa alisema playfully. ‘Yes, they really made the difference!’, he alisema sarcastically, ‘You know what I mean…’ ‘Yes, I do…’, she alisema ‘You never told me what Jo alisema when wewe came back that night.’. ‘She was pissed. I told her I had brought wewe nyumbani then went to the beach, pwani to think and ended up cooling myself down in the water. She was still pissed, but happy that I told her that I brought wewe straight home. I had to sleep another week on the kitanda and we never talked about it again.’, he said. ‘So wewe lied...’, she said. ‘Yeah…’, he sighed. She saw he didn’t want to talk about it anymore, ‘So where there any other times wewe saw my breasts?’, she asked. ‘Only one zaidi time… wewe accidentally dropped your bra during the striptease rehearsal once…’, he said, blushing. She laughed, ‘It’s okay.’ He smiled broadly at that, his hand sliding down her back slowly as he dipped his head to kiss her neck gently. ‘Good’, he said. They got Lost in each other once again and made out passionately while undressing each other further…
‘So here wewe are!’, David said. He and Katie had found the rest of the cast lounging outside of the studio. Everyone looked up at him. ‘David…’, Jennifer said. They were all a little afraid of what would happen next, but tried to keep calm. ‘What’s that smell?’, Omar asked. ‘That would be me, because SOMEONE thought it would be FUNNY to cover me in SOUP.’, David alisema angrily. Robert blushed, Olivia and Jennifer had a guilty look on their faces and Peter, Omar and Jesse didn’t understand what David was talking about. ‘What do wewe have to say for yourselves? ‘, David asked. ‘Soup?!’, Jesse asked unbelievingly. ‘Yes, SOUP!’, David spat at him. ‘We ehm, I might have put bouillon blocks in the kuoga heads of the men’s showers…’, Robert said. ‘You did what?!’, Omar said, laughing because of all people it had been Robert who did this. ‘It was kind of our secret weapon…’, Robert replied. ‘Secret weapon?’, David asked. Robert explained to him what had happened that morning and Omar told the things Hugh’s team had done and come up with.
‘So do any of wewe know where Hugh is right now?’, David asked. ‘Well, he’s probably still with Lisa. I had to put his kuoga cream inayofuata to the fountain, so maybe they are still there?’, Peter said. ‘Let’s go look, wewe all come with me.’, David said. Everyone went to door that led to the small square with the fountain. Jennifer opened the door. ‘O my god…’, she said. Everyone stepped onto the small square and saw that it was covered in foam. David’s head got so red Olivia was scared he was literally going to explode. ‘This… THIS… is the last straw, do wewe hear me, THE LAST STRAW!’, David yelled, ‘You are at work people, not at some amusement park! And wewe should all know that! That’s why I am shortening the winter break with one week for all of you! And Lisa & Hugh, they will do every single dirty job I can think of till that break starting with cleaning this whole mess! But seeing as that won’t punish them today wewe all fill your super soakers with pure syrup, make teams and go find Lisa and Hugh! Robert, because wewe put the bouillon blocks in the kuoga heads, wewe come with me!’
‘Do wewe hear that?’, Lisa asked, pulling back from Hugh. She was only wearing panties now and Hugh was only wearing his boxers. ‘What do wewe mean?,’, he asked, pulling her against him again. ‘Voices outside… O, god, it’s David! Quick put on … well something!’, she alisema while grabbing the nearest piece of clothing which was the bunny outfit. Hugh tried to put the Superman outfit on as fast as possible. He wanted to put on his own clothes but didn’t know where Lisa had thrown them. They heard someone open the door, it was the same door they had come through. ‘Looks like they have at least been her, look at the amount of water on the floor.’, they heard someone say. ‘Is that Robert?!’, Lisa asked quietly. ‘It does sound like him. What are we going to do now?’, Hugh whispered. ‘Let’s see if we can get to the other exit.’, Lisa whispered back. They quietly moved in the direction of the exit close to Katie’s office, but ran into a cupboard ukuta separating the room in two. ‘That’s just great. We have no way out, any other plans?’, Hugh whispered. ‘You go distract them with our super soakers, I’ll think of something.’, Lisa alisema already knowing what she was going to do. ‘Okay, just… be careful.’, he alisema and kissed her passionately once more. ‘You too…’, she whispered back.
‘I hear them.’, David said. ‘Me too’, Robert replied. Then they saw Hugh, dressed in a Superman outfit armed with two super soakers. ‘What the hell are wewe wearing?!’, David alisema laughing. ‘O, wewe mean this? Yeah, I never told you, but this is what I do at night.’, Hugh said. Robert was also laughing, Hugh looked completely ridiculous in that outfit. ‘You dress up and wear tights…’, Robert said. ‘Well wewe have to give something for being a superhero.’, Hugh replied. ‘Where is the woman in need kwa the way?, Robert asked. ‘To find out about that wewe first have to get passed me!’, Hugh alisema in what he thought was his superhero voice. David and Robert got into a super soaker fight with Hugh.
In the meantime Lisa was climbing the cupboard wall, she figured that if she would get to the other side of the wall, David couldn’t get her before she’d talked to Katie. The cupboard was a little unstable but she figured she was light enough to not bring it out of balance…
‘Ew what is this sticky stuff?!’, Hugh asked. ‘It’s syrup!’, David alisema happily, he was really getting in to the game now. ‘I’m hit with my own secret weapon, that’s just great…’, Hugh sighed. ‘Well it’s better than being covered in supu instead of taking a refreshing shower!’, David replied. Hugh smirked, so that was Lisa’s real secret weapon. He turned his head to see if he could see her and then saw what she was doing. ‘Lisa! What are wewe doing?!’, he yelled at her, ‘Please come down!’. He didn’t like what she was trying to do at all, the cupboard didn’t look that stable and he didn’t want her to get hurt, she didn’t listen though. At the mention of Lisa’s name David stopped soaking Hugh and wanted to get past Hugh to get to Lisa. Hugh didn’t let him pass, but David knew there were other ways to were Lisa was now, so he took one of those…
She was almost at the juu of the cupboard when Hugh called out to her again, ‘Lisa, please! It isn’t worth it!’ She turned her head around at his words and accidentally placed her foot into a box, now her foot was stuck. This really sucked, David was coming closer to her, she had to be fast. She tried to free her foot carefully, but didn’t succeed. David was coming really close now, it was now au never, she roughly pulled on her foot and it was set free, but in doing so she Lost her balance and fell. ‘Hugh!!’, she screamed. Hugh turned around, saw Lisa falling and ran to her as fast as he could, so did David. With trying to grab the cupboard when she was falling, the already unstable cupboard had also began to fall. Hugh screamed loudly when he saw Lisa hitting the floor. She didn’t songesha and the beautiful dark color of her hair was quickly replaced kwa the intense and dangerous color of fresh blood, not to mention that the cupboard was still falling…
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