Time for Baseball

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, wewe know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure wewe don' need anything else?" alisema Zim. Positive?? Im fine. alisema Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took GIR off her face.
What is that?! alisema Merribelle.
A umm... dog. alisema Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, alisema Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, alisema Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

kwa the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down inayofuata to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black suits that had little tails on the...

wewe know wewe watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. wewe have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. wewe don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... wewe vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And wewe know exactly what happened to them.

4. wewe pass out meat on Valentine's siku instead of candy.

5. wewe talk in third person.

6. wewe block up your chimney on krisimasi because wewe fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image wewe can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. wewe check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When wewe get a zit, wewe name it Pustulio and insist...