Kowalski Article: 26 Letters and 26 Reasons to upendo Kowalski

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26 Letters and 26 Reasons to upendo Kowalski

posted by thecrazygeinus

A: Always has the best quotes

B: Bad temper about simple things

C: Cocky

D: Dances like a dream

E: Eyes can grow adorably huge

F: Funny

G: Girly scream

H: Hot

I: Intelligent

J: Just sings like world-class baritone

K: Kowalski. Even his name catches the eye

L: upendo escapes him

M: Masquerades as the Throbbing Cerebellum

N: Nerds, who doesn’t upendo them?

O: Overly risky with his experiments

P: Plans the perfect options

Q: Quite fatherly to Private

R: Really shows-off

S: Single; because Doris doesn’t upendo him...

T: Tall

U: Utterly awesome

V: Voice like a symphony

W: When he is stupid, he is even zaidi funny

X: X-tremely logical

Y: wewe could get Lost in those blue eyes...

Z: Zealous for candy

ChiliPepperLuv, peacebaby7 and 12 others like this

JamesRedEngine5 Wow. You did a really good job on this!

carsfan :O Niiiiice! :D I now love Kowalski EVEN MORE!! :D XD This this is SO true! :D

thecrazygeinus Thank you!

mostar1219 ALL TRUE!!!!!

Kowalski355 DITTO!!!!!! :D i like S, but then it makes me remember that Kowalski ...........erm.....likes...Doris... ....so it makes me happy and sad...... X|

mostar1219 I used to think that Kowalski wasn't usually fatherly

thecrazygeinus He is more fathery in the older ones where he would cover Private's eyes. But, Private's hero is still Kowalski.

ImAnEasel OMG You must have put a lot of effort into this! It's EPIC! ^.^ It must have taken you ages! :D

thecrazygeinus If by ages you mean 20 minutes, then yes.

iloveprivate How true is that? :D Go Kowalski! :)

angrybirds56 you are awesome

peacebaby7 True times 26!

pomfan2 Amazing work! It SO TRUE !!! :D

TheRatKing1 how come my stuff doesn't get this many comments?! Oh, yeah, i know why... nobody's a fangirl or fanboy for the rat king. ur article WAS funny, though! I liked it!

CarlosPenaLove Y:You could get lost in those Blue Eyes..... I SO GET LOST IN KOWALSKI'S BLUE EYES! :) I SO GET LOST IN KOWALSKI'S BLUE EYES! :) I SO GET LOST IN KOWALSKI'S BLUE EYES! :) I SO GET LOST IN KOWALSKI'S BLUE EYES! :) I SO GET LOST IN KOWALSKI'S BLUE EYES! :) I SO GET LOST IN KOWALSKI'S BLUE EYES! :) I SO GET LOST IN KOWALSKI'S BLUE EYES! :) I SO GET LOST IN KOWALSKI'S BLUE EYES! :) COMMENT TO AGREE TO THIS IF U DO! :)

stellamusa101 Kowalski my fav

LoveCartoons25 True, true, true! :-)

ChiliPepperLuv You can't help but love him.

Kowalski is awesome!!

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers wewe can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But kwa golly wewe are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have wewe been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers wewe can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But kwa golly wewe are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this...

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