MikuMikuDance Nyanyanyanyanya! Hatsune Miku ('nyan cat' original)

The cafe` was dark, unlike it was when Sofie was here earlier with her friends. Some time had passed since she arrived in the small building dakika ago, waiting for so-called "Duncan" to come. I bet he's a jerk. Sofie told herself. I bet he's not coming. He's just going to look at the clock and think, "Oh. I had a tarehe with that tired-looking girl her sister set up. Eh, she's probably ugly and boring. I blow it off. We won't see each other again, anyway." At that moment the door burst open and Sofie's head shot to the direction of the sound. A boy her age came in, wearing punkish clothing...

Ranma: Hey, pop! I had the weirdest dream last night. Ya see, I went to this room, and then all of the sudden, Kuno was there! And suddenly, we were two guys naked in a tub.

Genma: Ew.

Ranma: I KNOW! He was being all gay and stuff, and then I turn into a chick sinking in an ocean, and all these Kuno clones come at me as if they were ready for an under-water orgy. Oh yeah, and wewe were there.

Genma: Keep me out of your sick fantasies, boy!

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Ranma: Hey, Akane. What are the chances of me being gay?

Akane: The same chances of someone putting siagi on bread.

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Kuno: Rather than be a sexy, suspenseful...

My fingertips ached, but I continued to scrub the hard, wood floor.
"Faster, child!" my aunt screeched, followed kwa a shrill laugh. "You'll never finish in time to go off and play with your cousin!" sitting the corner -- all alone -- hugging his knees to his chest was baby Konatsu. I scowled at him, puffing out my chubby pink cheeks. He flinched in an instant and grabbed his wrist like something had sliced it, wincing. Wretched child, I nearly mumbled. pink eyes flashing under dark black curls.
"Katsumi?" my sekunde aunt cooed, cracking her bony finger while gesturing me to come closer. After...

**a short preview of a new character I'm working on**

Name: Lu-fá (pronounced: Loo-fah)
Age: 15
Race: Chinese (same amazon Tribe as Shampoo)
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Blue
Style: Braided into two large pigtails.
Accessories: A large white maua, ua on right side of her head.
Love Interest: Mousse
Friends: Tendo Family, Ukyo, Cologne
Enemies: Shampoo, au anyone who favors the marriage of mousse and Shampoo
Bio: Lu-fá is a member of Shampoo's amazon tribe of women back in China. Her and Shampoo used to be friends, until mousse became betrothed to Shampoo. Lu-fá has always had a big crush on Mousse, and claims to...

**I feel that after mwaka and a half of changing, cropping, and editing information about my first fanfiction character, I should make a bio that people would not only read for knowledge, but I can reefer back to it for any facts about her.**

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Full Name: Sofia Shizoku Hibiki
Name Origin: Sofia - "Wise", Shizoku - "Quiet Child", Hibiki - "Echo, au Sound"
Age: 15 (+ 3/4)
Birthday: February 15th, 1995
Hair: Red (Orange), Pigtails
Eyes: Green
Siblings: Ryoga Hibiki (See: "Ranma 1/2")
Personality: Defensive, grumpy, energetic, caring, lonesome, overly dramatic, emotional
Favorite Color: Green // Yellow //...

((I wrote this on dA recently, but felt like copying it. XD))

The milky pink-ness of the sky, along with the setting sun, was turning me a dark orange. My brown school case dangled at my side as I breathed a sigh of relief.
Another siku gone, I thought.

Suddenly, fingers sunk into my shoulders and swiftly turned me around and slammed my back against the side wall. I thought at first it was Akane, because God only knows what excuse she'd crafted to kick my butt today. To my surprise, it was the exact opposite.

"Hey, Sofie! Man, I thought I'd NEVER catch you!" his eyes laughed playfully.
"Hello, Ranma."...