Lord of the Rings: War in the North

juu Ten Ways to Annoy a Wizard

10. Insist that someone with "intelligence" must be included in the company (and unfortunately wewe mean yourself . . .)
9. Complain about the rations of chakula at Minas Tirith, the "small loaf" of bread, and the "inadequate pat of butter." Never mind the devastating siege going on – a hobbit deserves a decent breakfast!
8. Take part in encouraging a usually "un-hasty" group of Ents to rise up against their unpleasant neighbor.
7. Map? Who needs to memorize a map? Sure, there are tons of them here in Rivendell, but why waste my time on something boring like that?...

Chapter 1
Frodo’s journey is not yet complete as he makes his way to Mount Doom. Some scared and confused Orc’s are letting Frodo pass in confusion hoping for forgiveness and freedom. The battle at the black gates continues and the dark forces are conquering the forces of good. Orc scouts are informing the dark lord Sauron of his creature’s treachery. He gets his most powerful forces to deal with him; The Nazgul. The Nazgul are treacherous foul creatures who were once kings of men. Sauron has Lost his finest warrior; the Witch king of Angmar in the battle of Minas Tirith on Pellenor fields....

-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is aliyopewa to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do wewe mean? Do wewe wish me a good morning, au mean that it is a good morning whether I want it au not; au that wewe feel good this morning; au that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. wewe cannot pass. The dark moto will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! wewe cannot pass.

-It is not despair,...