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On the first siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the sekunde siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth siku of krisimasi a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...

juu Ten Ways to Annoy a Wizard

10. Insist that someone with "intelligence" must be included in the company (and unfortunately wewe mean yourself . . .)
9. Complain about the rations of chakula at Minas Tirith, the "small loaf" of bread, and the "inadequate pat of butter." Never mind the devastating siege going on – a hobbit deserves a decent breakfast!
8. Take part in encouraging a usually "un-hasty" group of Ents to rise up against their unpleasant neighbor.
7. Map? Who needs to memorize a map? Sure, there are tons of them here in Rivendell, but why waste my time on something boring like that?...

Chapter 1
Frodo’s journey is not yet complete as he makes his way to Mount Doom. Some scared and confused Orc’s are letting Frodo pass in confusion hoping for forgiveness and freedom. The battle at the black gates continues and the dark forces are conquering the forces of good. Orc scouts are informing the dark lord Sauron of his creature’s treachery. He gets his most powerful forces to deal with him; The Nazgul. The Nazgul are treacherous foul creatures who were once kings of men. Sauron has Lost his finest warrior; the Witch king of Angmar in the battle of Minas Tirith on Pellenor fields....