The inayofuata morning I woke up and went downstairs to look around then I saw this boy who was around my age and he was sneaking around the house
Me: What the fuck are wewe doing?
Boy: None of your business!
Me: Wait your pulling the glue in shampoo trick on someone really!
Boy: yes really why
Me: Cos I upendo that trick * running towards him* who are wewe pranking?
Boy: Cameron!
Me: I'm gonna pretend I know who that is so I can prank him
Boy: kwa the way for future reference the names Jason
Me: Roxy but everyone calls me Scar
Jason: Right lets go!
Me: Wait No let's add one zaidi thing ... Hair dye
Jason: I like the way wewe think
We added the hair dye and quickly ran down for breakfast that was layed out on the table, Everyone was already sitting at the meza, jedwali including the care workers
Careworker (CW):Where have wewe two been?
Me: Jason was inaonyesha me around this dump!
I picked up my plate of chakula and was about to walk back upstairs when the social worker said
CW: uh where do wewe think your going?
Me: I think I'm going upstairs!
CW: Don't give me attitude girl , now sit down and eat your breakfast
Me: I'm eating it upstairs girl *walking upstairs back to my room*
In my room
I took one mouth ful of the chakula and spat it out back onto the plate "That is disgusting" I ran back downstairs with the plate "Who cooked this shit "
CW: Me and do not swear at the table
Me: Im not at the meza, jedwali bitch, kahaba
I threw it all over the careworker and ran upstairs again
I called roc
Me you'll never guess what I just did
Roc: What!
Me: I just threw a plate of chakula all over the care worker and played a prank on a boy I don't even know *laughing*
Roc: Roxy wewe need to stop this, imagine if wewe were the one being pranked au bullied
Me: Uuugghh no-one told me wewe were boring and Fyi I'm not in that position ok
Roc: Roxy just be careful ok...
Jason walked into my room and started laughing "I cant beleive wewe just did that"
Me: Jason wewe can't just barge into my room when wewe feel like it
Jason: O sorry baby
I covered the phone with my hand "dont call me that, Its my boyfriend on the phone"
Me: nyasi, nyasi kavu roc sorry I'm back um I gotta go bye *I hung up*
Roc: Bye
At MB's house
Prod: So what did she say
Roc: um that I was boring and then I heard a guy named Jason in her room
Prince, prod and ray: Oooooooooo!!!
Prince: Oooo do wewe think she had it with him last night until early morning
Roc: *clearing throat* No!! *running upstairs*
Ray: Prince that was way to far
Prince: o cmon It was a joke I was just kidding!!
Ray: I don't think he finds it funny
...
Carehome
Jason: Do wewe wanna go out!
Me: Where?
Jason: Wherever
Me: Ok but I have no money with me
Jason: just leave it with me...
Me: What the fuck are wewe doing?
Boy: None of your business!
Me: Wait your pulling the glue in shampoo trick on someone really!
Boy: yes really why
Me: Cos I upendo that trick * running towards him* who are wewe pranking?
Boy: Cameron!
Me: I'm gonna pretend I know who that is so I can prank him
Boy: kwa the way for future reference the names Jason
Me: Roxy but everyone calls me Scar
Jason: Right lets go!
Me: Wait No let's add one zaidi thing ... Hair dye
Jason: I like the way wewe think
We added the hair dye and quickly ran down for breakfast that was layed out on the table, Everyone was already sitting at the meza, jedwali including the care workers
Careworker (CW):Where have wewe two been?
Me: Jason was inaonyesha me around this dump!
I picked up my plate of chakula and was about to walk back upstairs when the social worker said
CW: uh where do wewe think your going?
Me: I think I'm going upstairs!
CW: Don't give me attitude girl , now sit down and eat your breakfast
Me: I'm eating it upstairs girl *walking upstairs back to my room*
In my room
I took one mouth ful of the chakula and spat it out back onto the plate "That is disgusting" I ran back downstairs with the plate "Who cooked this shit "
CW: Me and do not swear at the table
Me: Im not at the meza, jedwali bitch, kahaba
I threw it all over the careworker and ran upstairs again
I called roc
Me you'll never guess what I just did
Roc: What!
Me: I just threw a plate of chakula all over the care worker and played a prank on a boy I don't even know *laughing*
Roc: Roxy wewe need to stop this, imagine if wewe were the one being pranked au bullied
Me: Uuugghh no-one told me wewe were boring and Fyi I'm not in that position ok
Roc: Roxy just be careful ok...
Jason walked into my room and started laughing "I cant beleive wewe just did that"
Me: Jason wewe can't just barge into my room when wewe feel like it
Jason: O sorry baby
I covered the phone with my hand "dont call me that, Its my boyfriend on the phone"
Me: nyasi, nyasi kavu roc sorry I'm back um I gotta go bye *I hung up*
Roc: Bye
At MB's house
Prod: So what did she say
Roc: um that I was boring and then I heard a guy named Jason in her room
Prince, prod and ray: Oooooooooo!!!
Prince: Oooo do wewe think she had it with him last night until early morning
Roc: *clearing throat* No!! *running upstairs*
Ray: Prince that was way to far
Prince: o cmon It was a joke I was just kidding!!
Ray: I don't think he finds it funny
...
Carehome
Jason: Do wewe wanna go out!
Me: Where?
Jason: Wherever
Me: Ok but I have no money with me
Jason: just leave it with me...