Monty chatu Article: nukuu

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nukuu

posted by Everybodylies94

Hey, I just upendo Monty Python. And here is some of my favourite nukuu from The Flying Circus. Enjoy! :D

- I'm Inspector Tiger.
- Tiger?!
- (Jumps) Where? Where? What? Ah. Me Tiger.. wewe Jane.
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- What's brown and sounds like a bell?
- ?
- Dung!
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- wewe are Rear Admiral Sir Dudley Compton?
- No. He die. He have moyo attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in shooting accident.
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- With a melon!?
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- I just spent four hours burying the cat.
- Four hours to bury a cat?
- Yes - it wouldn't keep still.
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- He's probably pining for the fjords.
- PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!?
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- Penguins don't come from inayofuata DOOR! They come from the Antarctic!
- BURMA!
- Why did wewe say Burma?
- I panicked.
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- Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?
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- Name?
- David
- Sure?
- Yes
- David Sure
- No, no Thomas.
- Thomas Sure?
- No, no, David Thomas

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Xindale Here are some of my favorites: I use a semprini! Dinsdale?! Oh, your no fun anymore! And now a choice of viewing On BBC 2 a discussion about censorship conducted by the Bishop and a nude man. On BBC 1: Me telling you this. And now for something completely different. ...Spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage and spam! Hello, im your new vicour. are you interested in buying some encyclopedias today? I! HOPE! YOUR! EN! JOY! ING! THIS! Bloody fairy.

Everybodylies94 Haha, BBC 1 - Me telling you this. Nice quotes :D