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hujambo fillies, bronies...I'm here to say my inayopendelewa ponies and WHY they're my faves! I'm only using the main 6 (shouldn't of alisema original :P), sadly, but if Derpy gets included zaidi and other crap, then yes, I'll add her and stuff. :) Okay, first, it's Pinkie Pie:

First of all, she was my inayopendelewa as a kid. I loved her A LOT!! In the series she super bila mpangilio and hilarious. I think she has got a good personality, being happy and positive all the time! I esspecially upendo how she can be childish sometimes, au go crazier than usual. (her derped eyes in Party For One!)

sekunde is Fluttershy:

She's so calm and collected, I envy her! Her upendo of wanyama is so me, and I find myself wishing I'd remembered her lullaby! I'm trying to be as mature as possible about the descriptions, because I just like her...BECAUSE!

Third inayopendelewa used to Twilight, but now it's Applejack:

I upendo how she can be fun and crazy, but yet be so hard-working and organized. I like how she tries to mentor and help her sister Applebloom and it's the same deal with Flutter, I JUST upendo HER!

Fourth inayopendelewa upinde wa mvua Dash:

She's my fourth because she can be jerky and insensitive. But all together she's got big dreams and loves to keep things, '20% cooler'. I upendo her quotes! She can be funny and a good friend despite her self-centered and competitive attitude, which is why she got a better place than Twlight.

Fifth inayopendelewa used to be upinde wa mvua Dash, but now it's Twilight:

She used to be in my juu Three, but now her attitude went downhill. Her obsession of vitabu and scientific reasons really don't stack up nicely for me. In before episodes it really DID focus on her learning about friendship, but then she started becoming careless about other's feelings and I don't know, she just started to fail for me. But she CERTAINLY better than Rarity.

Last, Rarity:

Sometimes I like her, but mostly she's really snobby and too obsessive about fads and trends, fashion, ect. which is just in my opinion one of the last things I'm gonna care about. She's also pretty dislikeable in general...just her VIBES!


That's it! Oh, and if you're gonna start arguing with me, I don't care, these are just MY OPINIONS! Something needs to be in the Articles!!
 Ending. Comment? LOL JK
Ending. Comment? LOL JK
Twilight: I don't know what happened that led wewe to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my Marafiki and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) wewe want to know what happened to me?! I'll onyesha you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your Marafiki away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...
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As the group of Heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, wewe go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: wewe got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the mashua with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, wewe go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of wewe on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are nyumbani at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad gppony, pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, wewe got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. inayofuata time we get attacked kwa these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim alisema inayofuata time we get attacked kwa those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital kwa now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting kwa P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see wewe now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do wewe know about alicorns?
Con: They are either unicorns with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn kwa the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing kwa them. The car towing this trailer was driven kwa Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where wewe headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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