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posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie inayofuata to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the siku he met Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter, he knew she was the one. They had many things in common. One of them being laughter. Discord brought chokoleti rain to Equestria and Pinkie wanted to find out who had caused this miracle to happen.

Pinkie Pie is beautiful with her strapless sparkly snow white wedding dress on. The glass slippers her friend Rarity had made her click! every time she takes a step.

Discord had had a tough time picking a tuxedo that would actually fit his distorted body. He's a Draconequus and Discord had always feared that no one would love. That he would die alone and no one could care less.

Clyde and his daughter make it to the alter and he kisses the juu of Pinkie's forehead, his hot tears beginning to make Pinkie cry, which wasn't her goal for her special day. Pinkie's father tips his hat towards Discord meaning take care of my little girl; wewe have my blessing.

"We are gathered here today..."

Pinkie Pie doesn't listen to the gppony, pony who is going to grant them as a married couple, she only stares into Discord's crimson red eyes, and he does the same.

"... au forever hold your peace."

"I'd like to object this wedding!"

A feminine goddess-like voice shouts. Everypony looks at Princess Celestia who is standing broadly with an angry expression on her face.

She walks closer and closer to Discord. Pinkie backs away like a small animal hiding from its predator. But Discord goes in front of his fiancee, to protect her from the harm that could be done from Celestia.

"You're pretty brave to onyesha your mane back here, Tia."

Princess Celestia says nothing but only looks at Discord with pleading eyes.

"Discord, wewe shouldn't be marrying a worthless Earth pony! wewe should be with me!" she demands.

Pinkie Pie begins to tear up, nopony has ever called her worthless and coming from the Princess, it must be true.

"It's all right my dear, she did not mean it." Discord assures the pink bride.

"But..." Pinkie sniffs as her groom wipes her tears with his claw.

"Why would wewe marry her?! She's nothing to you! I'm the upendo of your life!"

"Were! wewe were the upendo of my life."

The gppony, pony guests gasp and murmur to each other.

"Before wewe and your sister turned me to stone!"

Princess Celestia doesn't know how to respond to her old flame's answer.

"Fine." she starts. "Get married. But wewe will regret it, Discord."

And with that, Princess Celestia flies away leaving the audience gaping and waiting for the wedding to take place again.
added by ChibiEmmy
Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if wewe want,I can give wewe a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what wewe are passing!Do wewe have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as wewe want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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An assassin and a gaming gppony, pony play something about trains.
video
my
magic
friendship
my little gppony, pony
friendship is magic
My Little Poney
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
After Shining Armor finishes the Crystalling preparations and Cadance finishes addressing the public, Twilight and Pinkie Pie arrive with the baby to begin the ceremony. However, once the baby is separated from Pinkie, she starts to cry. Her booming wail causes the Crystal moyo to shatter into pieces.

Applejack: I'm guessin' that's gonna make it harder to do the Crystalling.

Twilight: It's worse than that. Without the Heart, the Crystal Empire's about to be buried under a mountain of ice and snow!

Saten: (checking on them) Are wewe friggin kidding me!?

Rarity: So... not only can we not take part...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
-Fluttershy house-

Slash - *burst doors open and see Fluttershy hanging while somepony in fox, mbweha Mask is trying to kill RD with a knife*
Fox - Huh!
Slash - *pushes him off RD* You're Ok?
RD - Y-yeah.
Slash - *runs on juu of the house with Fox* Stop here!
Fox - Well Well Well. The player has appears.
Slash - ... I found wewe *takes out knife*
Fox - Hm? Maybe wewe want to-
Slash - Ace I know it's you.
Fox - What the fu- how!
Slash - wewe always dissapierd before attack. Suddenly assuming alot of stuff. You're not that type of guy.
Ace - Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHA... Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! *takes mask off*
Slash - It's the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - wewe may think how selfish and cold gppony, pony like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want wewe guys to do anything wewe want just get her salama to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank inayofuata doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. zaidi info when wewe get to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

---

Toby: So wewe think wewe can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: wewe better believe it.
Toby: And wewe won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all kwa myself. You, Tim, and everypony will upendo it.

---

gppony, pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrians Ponies discovered new type of magic used in swordplay. Some Ponies would born with natural power of wielding a powerful magic that was connected with wepons called fragments. There are a lot of fragments - the most Rare are Fragment of Darkness and Fragment of Light. This power is used against demon ponies that was waken up from they sleep after finding this powerful magic. Till this siku this magic is mastered in Canterlot Magic Academy. The story will follow one gppony, pony that met a lot of bad and good things on his way to become a hero.



Teacher - We will be having a new student today...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,


Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. upinde wa mvua Dash is also...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of wewe already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do wewe always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These maswali are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Canada24
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

A familiar little machungwa, chungwa filly landed onto the grass.

"You okay?" upinde wa mvua asked, as the colorful pegasus hovered from above.

Scootaloo noded, as she got up.

"Good.. wewe were really close that time" Dash alisema encouragingly.

Suddenly they heard cheering, and Spike was seen cheering on Scootaloo, but as if high on sugar.

"Sweetie. I'm glad wewe and him are still pals, but did wewe 'really' have to bring him?" Dash groaned.

"Coarse I did" Scootaloo alisema proudly.

Dash let out a big sigh, as Spike, though obviously not meaning to, was getting zaidi annoying than encouraging.

"Whatever....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor